Daichi
1. Take him clothes shopping. We all know how much he seems to HATE that.
2. Then tease him because you know he needs them.
3. Ask where that mark on his forehead actually came from.
4. Constantly point out how annoying his voice is.
5. Also point out how TYSON IS BETTER AT EVERYTHING (except being annoying) THAN HIM.
6. Keep pinching him. 'A pinch will help you GROW an inch!'
7. Lock him up in the ape sanctuary at the zoo with his own kind.
8. Constantly tease him about the time he fainted when he saw Tyson in the graveyard.
9. Take him for walks there often.
10. Tell him to get a new bitbeast. One that's NOT already a copy of someone else's.
11. Bid he and Tyson in an eating competition, and as we all know, Daichi won't give up.
12. So watch in amusement as Tyson eats normally while Daichi blows up.
13. Make him fly EVERYWHERE, and laugh maniacally when he keeps getting air sick.
14. Put monkey bars in the yard then claim it was to make him feel more at home.
15. Try and force him to hang around with the other midgets ;Joseph, Ian, and Kevin.
16. Have Tyson accept every challenge Daichi poses, watching in happiness as he loses.
17. Stick him on a bus with Hilary and Ming Ming for a few hours. THEN I can guarantee you'll see a psychotic monkey.
18. Only feed him bananas.
19. Ditch him with every possible occasion you have.
20. Make it clear to him that the world doesn't like him very much. At all.