A-N: Oh my god Pepsi and fucking PEEPS!! That is the reason that i have been able to give you all 3 chapters 3 days in a row. i have discovered that drinking Pepsi Max and eating peeps in excess fuels me to write. though it might not be good for me...whatever enjoy!!
disclaimer - i do not own.
Joker walked down the cement slabs on the grass, somehow swinging his hips and not over doing it and looking ridiculous. Scarecrow stood in the doorway staring out at Joker hoping that maybe he would suddenly get bored with all this and come back in the house.
But then Joker turned and looked at Scarecrow. "Come on," He sang.
Scarecrow stepped out of the house and closed the door behind him. He made a pathetic attempt to walk as well as Joker and nearly twisted his ankle. So he gave up on that and walked like a guy. When he reached the sidewalk Joker was looking less than pleased.
"What?" Scarecrow asked, he thought Joker should be over joyed with him, he was about to go out in public with him in drag what more could he want.
"You need to walk like a lady," Joker said pushing Scarecrow's slumped shoulders back.
Scarecrow sighed and rolled his eyes.
"Don't give me attitude young lady," Joker said, "Now let's get going."
They were out of the Narrows and on the nicer streets in Gotham when Joker started acting up.
Joker hooked his arm in Scarecrow's and started to sing.
"The night we met I knew I needed you so"
"And if I had the chance I'd never let you go" Joker's grip on Scarecrow's arm tightened.
"So won't you say you love me"
"I'll make you so proud of me" Joker put his head on Scarecrow's shoulder, Scarecrow was trying his best to stare straight ahead.
"We'll make 'em turn their heads"
"Every place we go"
"So won't you please"
"Be my be my baby"
"Be my little baby"
Joker turned his head from Scarecrow and sang softer to the ground " My one and only baby"
He turned back, " Say you'll be my darlin' "
He turned again, "Be my be my baby"
He turned back, "Be my baby now"
"Whoa oh oh oh" Joker's "oh" was sounding more sexual than not.
"I"ll make you happy baby"
"Just wait and see"
"For every kiss you give me"
"I"ll give you three" Joker paused to kiss Scarecrow on the cheek three times.
"Oh, since the day I saw you"
"I have been waiting for you"
"You know I will adore you"
"Till eternity"
"So won't you please"
"Ooh ohh oh"
Scarecrow turned to Joker and realized that he wasn't singing anymore but he was pointing excitedly at the building in front of them.
"Oh we're here," Joker said untangling himself from Scarecrow and heading for the building.
Scarecrow followed Joker, they got close to the entrance when Scarecrow looked up, The Gotham Tower. This was the place where that Bruce Wayne was living now, while his place was being rebuilt, oh shit, Scarecrow thought.
Joker and Scarecrow walked right through the lobby with no problem, even though Joker was waving and blowing kisses to everyone he saw. The two stepped into the elevator and Joker pressed the button labeled 'penthouse' and of they went.
The elevator doors slid open to a very shocked Alfred Pennyworth. Alfred turned white as a sheet when he saw the two "ladies" staring back at him. He of course recognized the Joker and he just assumed the blond standing behind him was his newest accomplice Harley Quinn but the longer he stared at "her" he realized that she was a he.
"Is the man of the house in?" Joker asked.
A/n - Ok just to start with so nobody kills me Joker does NOT know that Bruce Wayne is Batman just to clarify that. Ok i hope everyone liked this chapter!! a little disclaimer i don't own the song Be My Baby i just like the idea of Joker singing it to Scarecrow. so thanks for reading!!
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