Title: The Angelic Dynasty of DX: The Fall of the Kliq
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: T
Characters: Shawn, Cameron, Cheyenne, Rebecca , Amy 'Lita' Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Joanie "Chyna" Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, , Kevin and Tristen Nash, Scott Hall, Sean Waltman , Trish, Randy and Randy Orton Jr, Melina, Johnny and Romeo Hennigan, Jeff, Stephanie and Elizabeth Hardy, Angelo and Angela Jericho, John, Marion and Mickie James Cena, Kelly Kelly, Dolph Ziggler, Kofi Kingston, Adam, Angelina and Angelica Copeland, Phil "CM Punk", Velvet and Ravine Brooks, Dave and Maria Batista, Vince McMahon, Tanya Madison, Melissa Turnbull, Jamie Albright, Charlene McKenzie, Cassidy and Brandon Montenegro, Mark and Garrett Calloway and Charlotte, Dan and Carla McCool.
Summary: Joanie and Hunter have a baby boy. DX reunite, take down the Kliq and create new enemies along the way.
Fourteen – There's No Return from 86
Santa Monica, Los Angeles, CA hours before RAW started…
The Danners
Brie put her flower tray down in her kitchen and put the now empty glasses into her dishwasher. After wiping a strand of hair out of her face she sighed and waited for her husband Justin to join her. He came along a few moments later and nestled his chin in her neck and they laughed together.
"I can't believe Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson agreed to model for MyHair, we gotta do something big for The Rock to thank him for the recommendation," Brie said to Justin and he squeezed her waist excitedly.
"I know how cool is the People's Champ? Do you know how many new customers you're going to get with those two working for you? I can get a whole new client list for my flower company, watch out L.A here come the Danners!" Justin said celebrating and he shared an energetic hi-five with his wife and she almost lost her footing. She wasn't as tall as her husband was and hanging around with John Hennigan, Dave Batista and now The Rock was having quite an effect on him. Brie was still very much a shrinking violet and hanging around with ATM wasn't going to change that.
"I'm so excited I can't stop my hands from shaking, I have to look at my feet to remind myself that I'm still standing on planet Earth," Brie said excitedly and the door bell rang.
"We'll get it!" Britney and Jessica said at the same-time and the two pop stars got to their feet and click-clacked their way to the front door of the Danners' house. They opened the door to see Carla, Cassidy and Charlene standing in front of them with Randy Orton.
"Randy what are you doing here with them?" Brie Danner said coming to see who was at the door while Justin continued to celebrate out back with John Morrison, The Rock and Cameron Michaels.
"I was on my way back from the grocery store and as I paid for these chili Doritos guess who walked in?" Randy Orton said and Carla, Cassidy and Charlene smiled at Brie insincerely.
"Hi!" they said in unison and Brie had to cover her ears; their voices sounded like a clanging symbol.
"Carla I thought you were in New York with LC, Aurora and Joanie, what are you doing here in L.A?" Brie said suspiciously, her Gift of Discernment was telling her that something wasn't right. "I wasn't expecting you to miss RAW tonight, this is a very special night for DX and I thought you'd wanna be in New York to support them,"
Carla shrugged, "Things didn't really work out," she said coming into the house with Cassidy and Charlene.
"And what brings you two here?" Cameron said to Cassidy and Charlene and he turned his eyes sharply to Carla. "I know what brings you here,"
Carla smiled at him, "Oh I bet you do o Amazing one," she said proactively and Brie eyed Randy Orton who had a very devious look on his face.
"Best in the World will be broadcasting live from Los Angeles tonight. Since Tristen is still upset over his father still being alive he's given me creative control, the rest of the BTW roster should be here soon," Randy told Brie.
"What on Earth are you up to?" she asked Randy. "Is this your screwed up way of getting back at Trish for having a little school girl crush on The Rock?"
"Speaking of school crushes, are Stacy and George here yet?" Randy said.
"No but they'll be here soon, I'm begging you to not make a jackass out of yourself when they do get here. I have it on good authority that she is over you dude. Torrie Wilson came into my salon and said that Stacy and George are madly in love and are planning to marry and have kids," Brie informed Randy but the Legend Killer had turned her out already.
"Sounds like a challenge, please don't worry about me Bri-Bri, I'll be fine after tonight," Randy said.
"And what about Trish how will she be?" Brie said firmly and Randy shrugged.
"She's the Truth: Trish Orton, she already knows exactly what's going to happen and knowing how she is when she's been proven to be the liar that she still is deep down inside, I know Shawn and Amy have no idea what's about to go down because she hasn't told them," Randy said and Brie picked up her cell-phone.
"Well I'm going to tell them," Brie said and the doorbell rang. "That's probably Stacy and George,"
"I'll let them in," Randy said smiling and Brie watched nervously as Randy opened the door.
"Oh boy, if I were an alcoholic I'd be signing up for rehab right about now," she said knowing that Stacy Kiebler had no idea what was in store for her tonight.
Meanwhile in the back garden Cameron was grilling Carla about hanging out with Charlene McKenzie and Cassidy Montenegro, the latter of whom had her eyes on the People's Champ.
"No way in Hell," Rocky said knowing what Cassidy was thinking. "You're young enough to be my daughter, Rocky prefers girls his own age,"
"Or wives his own age, I don't see any difference between you and Cameron's dad, I know you're planning on moving in on Trish even though she's married. The same way that Shawn Michaels tried to move in on me," Charlene McKenzie said and she gave Rocky an arrogant smile. "Although you can't really blame the guy, just look at me,"
Rocky looked at McKenzie then he looked back at Cameron and shook his head, "Dude you called me just in time," he said to Shawn Michaels's firstborn son.
"If LC knew you were here right now she'd kick your butt from coast-to-coast," Cameron said to Charlene. "I know you're not about to make a move on me when you know I'm marrying LC this year,"
"The man is off limits McCheesy, it's time for you to set your sights somewhere else, preferably outside of the DX family," John Morrison said and McKenzie put her finger to his lips and smiled.
"Hush Hennigan, this doesn't involve you married men. This is about Cameron getting one more shot at freedom. Face it Cameron when you put that ring on LC's finger you'll be in prison; she'll tell you where to go and who to speak to, what time to go to bed and what time to wake up. Me on the other hand, I'm like the Burger King babe, you can have me your way baby, anytime, anyplace, anywhere," McKenzie said seductively and Cameron rolled his eyes. He was about to respond to McKenzie when the Rock silenced him with his hand.
"Let me respond to her please, since you have no idea how dangerous this girl is," he said and the he looked squarely at McKenzie who was loving herself so much right now. "You come all the way here from Florida, after your daddy Charles McKenzie told you to stay away from the DX family, knowing that LC wasn't going to be here because she's in New York with her dumbass daddy Hunter and equally dumb father-in-law-to-be Shawn Michaels, a man who thinks he can super-kick the Pope and get away with it, seriously Cameron what planet is your father living on?" Rocky said to Cameron.
"The same planet as you Rocky only the part of it that he stands on is a lot better," Cameron replied and Carla laughed at Cameron's joke but he wasn't laughing along with her. "You still haven't told me why you're here with these two Carla,"
"I'm here to work, after all L.A is my new home now," Carla said and Cameron furrowed his brow.
"And it just so happens that it's my home too, that's not a coincidence. I can understand McKenzie trying to make a move on me but you? You're LC's sister, did you really think I'd betray her with you? This isn't Karate Kamp, play time is over and I'm seriously offended that you would think that something could ever happen between us again after all these years," Cameron said.
"He's so hot when he gets mad," McKenzie said salaciously. "Just like his daddy,"
"McKenzie please, put a lid on it sister! You're making prostitutes look bad, you're two seconds away from giving Cameron your hotel room number aren't you? He's not going to sleep with you, at least not while I'm here you creepy little insect!" Rocky said and McKenzie ignored him but Cassidy didn't, she loved the Rock more now that she did before.
"Rocky you can' t watch Cameron forever, you've got an extremely busy life unlike yours truly. I got fired from Kliq Bros Inc because of the ARK Angels of DX and now I'm out of a job so I got plenty of time to go, job hunting," McKenzie said implicitly and she leaned over and stared into Cameron's topaz blue eyes. "Tell me Cameron, what kind of job do you think a girl like me would be best qualified for?" she said blinking her eyes seductively and flashing her infamous smile brightly in Cameron's uninterested face.
"Like Rocky said, hotel hooker," Cameron said and McKenzie laughed off the insult.
"Fine call me a whore I don't care because I'd do anything for one night with you and maybe if you really thought about it, you'd take me up on my offer and maybe that one night would turn into a lifetime of happiness for the both of us," McKenzie said.
"Are you kidding me, who writes your pick up lines, Jerry "The King" Lawler? Get outta here with that trash and take your broke-ass little friends with you," Rocky said.
"No Rocky its okay let them stay, if they wanna embarrass themselves so be it. I'm not falling for it, all you three are trying to do is upset LC because I picked her over all of you. This is nothing but sour grapes and I like my women sweet, LC's sweet and she makes me feel like the man that you wish that you all had. Anymore pathetic lines you wanna throw at me Mac and Cheese?" Cameron said to McKenzie who wasn't deterred in the least by Cameron's insults.
"After having made out with your father repeatedly for the last few months I know the front you Michaels men love to put up in the beginning but in the end, Charlene McKenzie always gets what she wants. Just keep resisting me Cameron and you'll soon find that I am truly irresistible," McKenzie said with a smile and Cameron frowned nervously and Carla noticed his confidence suddenly falling.
"Well I guess you're not the man you said you were, is LC still your number one pick?" Carla said and Cassidy shook her head.
"No I think she's about to be his last resort, at least she will be by the wedding," Cassidy said and the three women walked away leaving Cameron with Rocky and John Morrison and Brie and Justin walked over to tell them that Stacy Kiebler and George Clooney had arrived.
"If you guys want to say hi Stacy and George are laughing it up with Britney and Jessica over something Melina said about your hair," Brie said to John Morrison who looked at Brie offended.
"Oh no, she didn't tell him about the time I washed my hair with glue did she?" he asked Brie who nodded. "I thought it was one of your products, Mel!" he yelled out and he ran into the house to stop Stacy and George from laughing at him while Brie and Justin checked in on Cameron.
"What did those three possums say to you?" Justin asked Cameron as Rocky comforted him.
"Don't worry it's not important, Cameron's going to be just fine as long as I'm here," Rocky assured the Danners. "You need me here because if I leave, that McKenzie is going to suck you into her nasty little underworld and make you make love to her even if tell her how much you love LC,"
"That's not going to happen," Cameron insisted.
"You're already thinking about it," Rocky said. "I can see it in your eyes, even Carla could see it and she knows you love LC. Don't you think she's going to tell her sister? Girls tell each other everything, even if they hate each other one will still tell the other if their boyfriend is cheating on them with another woman and Cameron, McKenzie is one fine looking woman. Even your father said so and Shawn's a good Christian man,"
"I think McKenzie was sent by the devil to test you Cameron, please don't fail the test," Brie said. "She doesn't love you she just wants to sleep with you to make LC leave you and you both end up living a miserable heartbroken life,"
Cameron was overcome with emotion; McKenzie's perfume was wafting though his nose, her coconut oiled skin and her gorgeous alpine legs and luxurious ebony brown skin and that smile, that irresistible smile. Just one night with her would ruin his entire life and everyone who loved him knew it.
"I always feared this would happen," Cameron said sadly.
"You feared that what would happen?" Justin asked him concerned.
"That I would end up breaking LC's heart, breaking hearts kinda runs in my family," Cameron said and The Rock got hot and he grabbed Cameron firmly but lovingly by the shoulders.
"You're not going to break LC's heart, the Rock won't let it happen! Certainly not with some high class hooker like Charlene McKenzie. The Rock will see to it that she is no threat to your wedding and I know just the girls that are going to help me put that green and black bottom-feeding, no panty-line having, tall, dark and lovely African American beauty queen pageant winning, subway tunnel lurking, street walker walking, fashion model wannabe but never gonna be, fake-ass friend in her place! If you smell, what your Uncle Dwayne is cooking," Rocky said and Cameron hugged him gratefully.
"Thank you Rocky," he said and Rocky assured him that everything was going to be alright and the Danners prayed that Charlene, Cassidy and Carla's plan to ruin LC and Cameron's wedding day would not come to pass.
Best in the World, Live from the Staple Center, Los Angeles, CA 11pm ET
RAW was about to end in New York but things were also coming to an end for tonight's episode of Best in the World in L.A. After Randy Orton explained Amy "Lita" Dumas' absence from the show he introduced a new faction for AJ Lee to join while he would take over as leader of the American Hotties. While that didn't bother Jay Lethal and Roderick Strong it did bother AJ who didn't want to be teamed up with a group of girls simply because AJ didn't like to compete with girls, only against them. Since Randy was in charge for now she didn't have a choice but to find out who these three women were along with the rest of the wrestling world audience.
ORTON: Let me introduce to you now Best in the World's newest group of glamorous Pinups, Carla McCool, Cassidy Montenegro and Charlene McKenzie. Ladies and Gentlemen I give to you, The Three C's!
AJ couldn't believe it as Carla, Cassidy and Charlene came down to the ring and got into it with her and Randy.
AJ: Randy when you said you were putting me in a group I thought you meant with Kaitlyn, Aksana and Layla. Are these bimbos even trained to wrestle?!
ORTON: Kaitlyn, Aksana and Layla have all decided to go back to New York and work for DX. These three girls are the best thing that ever happened to you AJ, trust me on that.
Randy gave Carla the microphone while AJ continued to berate Randy Orton.
CARLA: I know DX pretty well and trust me you don't wanna work for them, you might end up on the couch with one of them, that's how they roll on the East Coast.
Lethal and Strong listened nervously wondering if this was real or not, it was hard to tell what Randy was really thinking these days, whether he hated DX or whether he had forgiven them. From what it sounded it seemed like Randy was determined to restart his feud with the legendary DX faction as Carla continued to spew insults about them.
CARLA: Trust me AJ at least working for Best in the World we won't have to worry about Shawn Michaels trying to have sex with us while his wife is waiting for him at home.
AJ: I would have no problem with that.
CARLA: Okay but what about being mocked and insulted? Randy would never make you feel like anything less than a star, he wouldn't degrade you in front of millions of people by asking you to wear skimpy outfits and dye your hair platinum blond to look "irresistible."
AJ: I can degrade myself thank you very much and as for my hair I'd dye it pink if it got me in bed with HBK okay? What's your point?
CARLA: My point is AJ is that we're here to help you become a national treasure, someone that Shawn and Hunter couldn't throw money at so you'd do a little strip tease for them as they watched with their eyes bugging out.
AJ: Did you to strip for them?
CARLA: Well not me personally but Shawn's first wife was a stripper, Shawn's second wife was a stripper, Shawn's third wife…oh sorry, too soon that one but there will be another Mrs. HBK trust me on that, Lita will not be the last one to dance on HBK's pole if you know what I mean.
AJ: What does any of this have to do with me?
CARLA: I've got wrestling in my blood and with my help AJ we can teach you the three C's you need to know to make it to the next level in this business.
AJ: What are the three C's?
CARLA: Character, Charisma and Class. I've got the character.
CASSIDY: I've got the charisma.
CHARLENE: And I've got the class.
"You have got to be kidding me?!"
Everyone looked to see where the lone objection came from and the spotlight found the furious form of Cameron and he was heading down to the ring through the audience all by himself.
"Randy is this part of the show?" Roderick Strong asked Randy Orton who smiled as Cameron headed to the ring.
"Just watch and enjoy the action boys," Randy said to Strong and Lethal who couldn't help but do just that as they had no idea how far things were going to go. George Clooney and Stacy Kiebler were watching too and they were very intrigued by Randy's booking of the show.
Cameron got into the ring and he was very upset. He snatched the microphone from Carla who backed away from him.
CAMERON: First of all my mom was not a stripper and how dare you sully her sweet name on worldwide television! My mom is an angel and I'm not about to let you mock the wonderful woman she was and still is in Heaven with Grandpa Vince, Uncle Eddie and Owen Hart!
The fans applaud.
CAMERON: Second of all my fiancé is going to go off on you Carla, you know LC has no problem executing God's judgment with one of her many weapons, I can only imagine what one she's going to use on you for dragging the DX family name through the mud and as for you McKenzie, you say you've got the class, well a naked chimpanzee with turret syndrome has more class than you, read my lips: I AM NOT INTERESTED! I LOVE LC! GET OVER IT!
The fans applaud again but louder this time.
CAMERON: Cassidy you have as much charisma as a wet blanket and by the way your brother called and he's coming to take you home after the show tonight. Don't you know you need a note to get out of class at your age, my god brother Hayworth has more intelligence and he's only been on this planet for eight days and he's already applied for a Harvard scholarship. Not too bad for a Helmsley kid eh? Speaking of Helmsleys, LC's just as tough as her father is and when we get married we're going to make up for all the garbage that you three have spilt over our family name, a family that loves you all and this is how you repay us?! AJ you're invited to the wedding by the way but please don't try to sleep with my dad or Lita will burn you and scatter your ashes all over California.
AJ: Can I be in charge of the guest list?
CAMERON: Sure thing AJ, I need to make sure that there are no unwanted wedding crashers at the wedding reception, yeah I'm talking about you three because you are not invited! The Three C's stand for Crappy, Classless and Clueless because that's what you three are if you think I'm going to stand by and let you get away with this. Tristen is not going to let you get away with this either and Randy, my dad is going to be very eager to hear from you after the show so you can explain yourself for doing this to our family all because you're about to lose yours to the Great One.
Randy Orton's face tightened and he made a beeline for the ring and Jay Lethal and Roderick Strong got in with him as he went nose-to-nose with Cameron while George Clooney and Stacy Keibler looked on thrilled.
"This is amazing I had no idea wrestling was so emotional, Randy Orton is very good at this stuff," George Clooney said to Stacy who nodded, suddenly she was looking at Randy a different way.
"Yeah I always knew he was talented and not just in the bedroom. Whoa did I say that out loud?" Stacy said covering her mouth but George didn't hear her, he was too caught up in all the action in the ring. He'd never seen wrestling live before and he couldn't believe Stacy didn't encourage him to watch it, he absolutely loved it.
Suddenly Rocky's music hit and the crowd went nuts when the People's Champ stormed into the ring with Melina and John Morrison and Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson got in with them too while the Danners walked over to where Stacy Kiebler was standing and George Clooney was gawking. Rocky got in-between Randy and Cameron and AJ watched wondering whose side she was on as Best in the World drew to a close.
When the show ended Randy's cell-phone rang with angry calls that went straight to voicemail. Voicemail messages were left from DX, Tristen Nash and CM Punk but the worst one of all was from LC. It was short and was just five words long and it came from an old Green Day song: "There's no return from 86," she said before hanging up. The lyric meant that she was about to execute judgment on Carla, Cassidy and Charlene and she was already in L.A with DX, Aurora, her mom Joanie, Trish, Amy and her brand new weapon of choice that was about to make its West Coast debut at The Three C's expense.