Disclaimer: I don't own IY.
Here it is! My post-Just A Kiss fanfic! Enjoy!
Note: The setting of this story is one of my own. A cross between Feudal Japan, Middle Ages and snippets of the present. You'll get it once you read it.
Makeshift Misfits
Kagome and Kikyo's eyes fluttered open at the same time. They found a very pissed human girl they realized was Inuyasha.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?" she snapped, "WHAT THE FUCK COULD HAVE BEENWORTH BEATING THE FUCKING CRAP OUTTA EACH OTHER?"
The two stared wide eyes.
Izayoi sighed, "Well, answer the question."
They looked between each other. "I really don't like her." They pointed at one another.
"Was it cause of me?" Inuyasha asked in a whisper.
"What?" they repeated.
"WAS IT BECAUSE OF ME?" Inuyasha cried.
"Um...not really," Kagome answered as Kikyo muttered, "Sorta in a round about way."
Inuyasha glared, "Well there's nothing that fucking great about me that you should beat each other halfway to fucking hell."
"Could you stop repeating that word?" Kagome asked.
"What 'fuck'?" Inuyasha replied.
"Yes," she nodded.
"FUCK YOU!" he replied.
Kagome scowled as Kikyo laughed.
Izayoi placed a hand on Inuyasha's shoulder. "Please watch the profanity."
"Sorry Mom," Inuyasha replied.
Kagome turned to Izayoi, "Thank you." Izyaoi smiled in response.
"Anyways, as I was saying, you shouldn't have beaten the crap outta each other over me," Inuyasha declared, "I'm not the only fu-freaking- guy on the planet."
Kikyo looked at Inuyasha. "I thought you hated my guts with every fibre of your being."
Inuyasha rolled her eyes. "So? No need to die over that."
"I disagree," she answered solemnly.
Inuyasha stared at her before Kagome cleared her throat.
"We weren't exactly fighting over you per se, it's just that," Kagome answered, "She challenged me and I thought I should fight her, partially to test out my skills and mostly because she needed an ass-kicking."
Inuyasha rolled her eyes. "You needn't go that far for me Kagome."
"If I don't, no one will," Kagome seethed.
Inuyasha looked between the of them. And sighed, "The doctor said you two shouldn't be out of bed for a week. Because your powers outta speed up the healing process."
"Where's Miroku and Sango?" Kagome wondered.
"Outside," Inuyasha answered.
Suddenly they heard the sound of a loud slap echo throughout the area. "PERVERT!"
Inuyasha and Kagome sighed as Kikyo was a little startled.
"Don't blame me, it's the VHS!"
"GO TO HELL!"
"Sango!"
"GO...TO...HELL!"
"Forgive me!"
"FALL OFF THE PLANET AND DIE!"
"Isn't that a little harsh?"
"FUCK YOU!"
"Sango, that's a litte-"
"JUST LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE!"
Sango burst into the room, fuming. "That damn perverted asshole. What the hell kind of monk is he, anyways?! Thinks he can touch wherever he pleases! Who the hell does he think he is? Damn him, damn him to hell!" Sango found herself begin to calm down. "What?" She found everyone's attention focused on her.
"Um...that was quite a scene we just overheard," Kikyo managed.
"Well that damn bastard grabbed my ass, what the hell should I have done?" Sango seethed.
"Uh...well...I wouldn't have been so...actually...at least you didn't kill him," Kikyo replied.
Inuyasha went back to normal. "He's an idiot."
Izayoi laughed.
...
"I, for one, am very glad to be as far away from Kikyo as possible!" Kagome announced as the group took their leave.
Inuyasha rolled his eyes. "I am very glad to be male again."
"But I'm sure that won't last long," Miroku quipped.
Inuyasha sent him a very cold glare. "I've decided."
"Decided what?" Miroku asked.
"There's only really two probable ways your life will end. Either I kill you or Sango."
Sango cracked her knuckles in response.
Miroku gulped, "I will...keep that in mind."
"So which direction do we head now?" Izayoi chirped.
Inuyasha shrugged, "Which ever way is the complete opposite of that Koji guy."
"You still remember?" Sango rose an eyebrow.
"Trauma is very hard to forget Sango," Inuyasha caused everyone to burst out in uproarious laughter. Inuyasha scowled, "Don't laugh at me."
"You're so cute!" Izayoi cried as she glomped her son, "Too kawaii!"
...Elsewhere...
Kikyo got up to find him staring at her. Smirking at her.
"There's my beautiful princess," he cried ecstatically and held his arms out for a hug.
Kikyo dismissed him entirely and passed him, not even sending a cold glare in his direction.
"He was here, wasn't he? You're boyfriend, right?"
Kikyo's eyes opened wide.
"How much fun did the two of you have while I was gone?"
"He's not like you, bastard. That's not his first thought one he sees me."
"Then he must be gay."
Kikyo turned to focus a cold glare in his direction. "I absolutely hate you! You know that! You ruined my life!"
"You have to realize, you're my wife now. I can't have you gallivanting around with other guys."
"I'm your fiancée and it's not gallivanting around," Kikyo spat.
He smiled a vicious smile as he reached out for her. She pulled back, obviously avoiding his touch.
"This won't do. Not a single kiss since our engagement, however are you going bear me an heir?"
"I don't plan to," Kikyo seethed, "The agreement was I marry you, not that I have your filthy seed. And I'd rather spare my children the hate I have for you."
"You can't honestly mean that."
"I mean every word of it. Don't forget that you forced me into this," Kikyo cried.
"I didn't force you to do anything."
"You gave me an ultimatim. Either I marry you or I lose my family. What was I supposed to do?" Kikyo demanded, "And rather than try and earn my affection, you try to force yourself upon me. You use your money for everything but I am not for sale."
"You know Kikyo, you're breaking my heart."
"You have no heart." With that Kikyo stormed off.
He sighed and pulled out his cell phone. "I have a new target for you."
Ohohohohohoho...and yes her fiancee does not have a name yet.
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