Disclaimer: I don't own Glee or its characters, but I appreciate that Ryan Murphy came up with them. He's the man.

Puck is only a character, but Mark Salling is very, very real and very, very hot. Puck is awesome, but Mark is legal.

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Two days later Puck came home to an empty apartment and a sexy note from Rachel with promises of what she was going to do to him. That shit was hot, but now he had to wait 3 hours for her to get here. He called Chang, and met him for a few beers a couple of blocks over.

"Puck, you are so whipped. Look at you hurrying home for the little woman. Rachel's right. I'm more Puck than you now."

"Whatever. As if you could be badass enough to be me. You'd hurry home too if you knew what was happening when I get there. Totally worth it."

They fist bumped goodbye, and Mike moved on to the redhead two barstools away.

Puck walked into the apartment and turned on the TV while he waited. Rachel got home about 5 minutes later. She walked in the door and started removing her clothing. By the time she got to the couch she was completely naked. He was so excited, he was practically drooling.

She lowered herself to her knees and crawled up to undo his belt buckle and shoved his pants down. She took him in her mouth and deep throated immediately. He rubbed the back of her head encouragingly.

"Oh, babe, you're so damn hot. I love it when you take me all the way in." What he didn't mention was that this had been such a rare thing in his experience. He was way too big for most girls to handle that, but she had been blessed with no gag reflex, so she was able to take him deep. High school Puck would have told her that, but Puck had learned a thing or two from his troubled past.

She climbed up on him and started kissing his ear and neck. She whipped his shirt off and helped him with the rest of his clothes until he was as naked as she was. Then she straddled his hips and teased him as she hovered over him, not going any further.

He put a finger between them and stroked her clit eagerly. She was wet. He could make her wetter. He put a finger inside her and found the rough patch at the back of her clit. He pressed and rubbed while she ground down on him. He used his other hand on the front of her clit and swirled it around in small circles. She was close now. She tried to climb on him, but he wouldn't let her. He kept working her until she was tightening on his hands and biting his shoulder with her release.

When she was done, he let her climb on him, and they made love on the living room couch. She rode him tenderly, sweetly at first. Then she increased her pace as she got closer. His balls tightened up and unloaded into her while she cried out her love for him and they kissed tenderly until they had to separate and clean up.

When they were in bed, cuddling in for the night, she turned to him and said, "Noah, I have something to tell you."

Puck's heart dropped a little. She sounded serious. "Shit. Are you pregnant?"

"What? No. I just got a call from my dads today. They're coming into town."

No fucking way. Their sex life had just picked up again from his ma's visit and Rachel's fucking period.

Shit. "When?"

"Tomorrow." She kissed him quickly. "I'm sorry, but I couldn't very well tell them 'Don't come, Noah and I want to make love, and we can't do that while you're here.' Right?"

He groaned. "That would have been nice, but I doubt they'd appreciate that I look out for you by making sure we fuck like bunnies all the time."

He kissed her. He was really too tired to go again now, but he wished he could. They would both feel refreshed in the morning.

"How long?"

"I'm not exactly sure. They didn't specify, but they said something about a long weekend. It should only be a few days."

In the morning, she showed him how much she would miss him too. Twice.

When he got home from work, her dads were in the apartment, but Rachel wasn't. Talk about awkward. The three of them went out to eat and to Rachel's show. They were nice enough guys and all, but the whole time Puck felt like he was being tested. They had one little girl, and the three of them knew she was pretty amazing.

When Puck stopped off to get some flowers for Rachel for after her show, he noticed the nod of approval from Brad. He exchanged a look with Steven. Puck tried to downplay it with a shrug, but they just grinned at him.

After the show, the three of them went backstage to congratulate Rachel on her performance. They headed to a bar for drinks after that. When they were seated, the very curvaceous blond waitress leaned into Puck as she took his order. Rachel's mouth made a flat line of annoyance. When the waitress was done taking their order and closed her notepad, she winked at Puck before she flounced off.

Puck leaned in to kiss Rachel on the mouth before she could say anything. "Don't sweat it, babe." He said to her.

"It's so annoying that women are always throwing themselves at you."

"I don't even notice, babe. I can't help it I'm such a stud."

She didn't appreciate the flirtatious waitress, but she did appreciate the attention he paid to her dads. They had a nice few drinks and an appetizer before they headed back to the apartment. Just to make sure there was no repeat of the episode with his mother, he had carefully moved his "baseball cards" to the back of her closet instead of the guest bedroom.

In their bed that night, Puck pulled her into his arms and slid a hand up her naked body. She laughed and pushed him away.

"They're dudes," he rationalized. "They won't hear a thing. They'll sleep right through it."

She giggled at his insistence, but she told him they would have to wait. He suggested they move before the next visit. She said that at some point they might want to consider moving to a larger place where the bedrooms were… further apart. He said he'd start looking tomorrow.

While they talked, he slid her hand to his dick and encouraged her to stroke, but she pulled her hand away and cuddled into his shoulder instead. "How long are they going to be here?" he sighed.

For the next few days he hung out with her dads at night and they hung out with Rachel in the morning. On the third day of their visit, they went to have breakfast with some friends so he took Rachel back to bed and worked off the three days' worth of frustration. The morning session put him in such a good mood he even took a few hours' worth of museums with her dads.

When they returned to the apartment that evening, they sat around talking, and Puck absently picked up his guitar and started playing. He didn't really think about it, but he just strummed a few songs.

Steven cocked his head at him. "I see what drew Rachel to you."

Puck smirked. "I'm not sure what it is, but it's a great tool when she's mad."

Brad smiled at that too. "We're so glad you're taking care of our little girl. We always liked you in spite of…"

"In spite of everything you've heard?" Puck grinned.

"Yes, we've always liked you in spite of everything we've heard."

" 'Sokay. It's all pretty much true. Well, not all of it. Truth is I was a complete screw up. I learned all my lessons the hard way, but I have changed. I don't want to be a loser my whole life, and I try to show Rachel that every day. She's amazing, and I won't do anything to screw this up."

"You sound pretty serious about her."

"I am. I want your approval. If I don't have it yet, I will do whatever it takes to prove myself to both of you. I love your daughter."

When Rachel came home, she couldn't help but notice that her dads were grinning from ear to ear. She asked what was going on, but they just smiled and said they were getting to know Noah.

The next morning Rachel's dads packed and returned home to Ohio. She invited them to Thanksgiving in Chicago.

Puck, not wanting to miss an opportunity, told them that his mom and sister were coming too, but they had chosen to take advantage of the special amenities at a nearby hotel.

"How fun!" exclaimed Steven.

"What a great idea!" said Brad.

Puck smiled. Rachel glared at him.

After they left, Rachel turned to him and said, "Could you be any more obvious? Stay somewhere else please so I can fuck your daughter?"

"Totally worth it, babe. It worked."

Then he showed her how worth it, it was.