This is a Special What File to celebrate the birthday of my Friend.

Don't Characters or songs

The screen flickers and you see Hibari on it, "Hello bitches" or not, "I am the great love machine! Sexy Love Dynamite Hibari Kyoya! Here for a special What file intro!"

"GET OFF THE SCREEN!"

What File Special: Happy Birthday from the Bastards That Care.

"Hello everyone, you may remember me from the last file, I am G.Q., Master of the What the Hell. Today we're here to celebrate our friend's birthday! "

"WHO THE FLYING VOI CARES!"

"YOU DO YOU SON OF A SHARK! To celebrate, I've brought 5 people that my friend likes very much to sing something special. Everybody ready?"

"Sure?"

"VOI!"

"*Rage*"

"I need to get back to my research."

"Caiosu."

"And 3, 2, 1..."

Verde walked forward to start off,
"Once a year we celebrate,
With stupid hats and plastic plates,
The fact that you were able to make
Another trip around the sun..."

Tsuna was hesitant to be next,
"And the whole gang gathers round
With gifts and laughter to abound
And we let out a joyful sound
And sing that stupid song..."

Squalo jumped in,
"Happy birthday!
Now you're one year older!
Happy birthday!
Your life still isn't over!"

Reborn cut him off,
"Happy birthday!
You did not accomplished much...
But you didn't die this year,
I guess that's good enough!"

Xanxus was silent, till he started,
"So let's drink to your fading health
And hope you don't remind yourself,
The chance of finding fame and wealth
Decrease with every year."

Verde didn't care,
"Does it feel like you're doing laps
And eating food and taking naps?
Hoping that someday perhaps
Your life will hold some cheer."

Xanxus and Squalo Tag Team!
"Happy birthday!
What have you done that matters?
Happy birthday!
You're starting to get fatter
Happy birthday!
It's downhill from now on,
Try not to remind yourself
Your best years are all gone!"

Verde,
"If cryogenics were all free
Then you could live like Walt Disney
And live for all eternity
Inside a block of ice"

Reborn,
"But instead your time is set
This is the only life you get
And though it hasn't ended yet
Sometimes you wish it might"

Reborn,
"Happy birthday!
You wish you had more money"

Squalo,
"Happy birthday!
Your life's so sad it's funny"

Xanxus,
"Happy birthday!
How much more can you take?"

Verde,
"But your friends are hungry
So just cut the stupid cake"

Grand Finale! All Together!
"Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday deaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrr our Friend!"

Happy Birthday my Friend!