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Fandom(s): Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Character(s): Xander and Cordelia
Rating: PG
She is vicious, sharp, and absolutely lethal. She can do more harm with her words than Buffy can do with her fists. It's part of her charm. They all wonder why I like her, why (more to the point) she likes me. I think it's because we're both good at the whole evil words thing. For as long as I can remember, we've hacked at each other with the things we say, and we've only gotten better at it. To be honest, I've grown to like it, and Cordelia's pretty much the only one who can keep up with me; does that make me sick?