Bad news: I'm gonna have this summer school-ish thing for "talented students" starting next week, so I won't update as much.

Good news: I finally wrote a Valentine's day chapter!

[Disclaimer: I don't own the riordanverse]


McPiper: Love is in the air

Reyst in peace: no wonder it felt so polluted

McShizzle: today's Valentines!

McShizzle: yknow what that means?

McShizzle: Cal and I are gonna HEAT IT UP in bed ,';)

Calala: how am I even attracted to you

Wouldiwas: what're everyone's plans for today

McPiper: Lightning McQueen and I are gonna go watch a rom-com and eat dinner

McShizzle: Sunshine n I are gonna buy every valentines card a drug store and watch all the forgetful boyfriends suffer

Calala: it's actually really funny watching so many people panicking over a card

Calala: and we're gonna give everyone in college a card at the end

McPiper: I wish Sparky and i thought of that first :(

Wouldiwas: Wby Rey? Are you going to the Stolls' party?

Reyst in peace: I'm going out with someone

McPiper: ooooo someone's got a boy/girlfriend

Reyst in peace: it's a friend thing

Calala: a friend thing? In Valentine's?

McShizzle: who's the lucky boy/girl

Reyst in peace: luck is a myth made by people who believe actions don't always have consequences

Wouldiwas: w o w

McPiper: ok?

Reyst in peace: and there's no lucky boy

Calala: then she's a lucky girl

Reyst in peace: can we please stop discussing my love life

McPiper: okkkk

McPiper: just tell us the first letter of her name

Reyst in peace: no

McShizzle: yes

Reyst in peace: no

McShizzle: yes

Reyst in peace: no

McShizzle: yes

McPiper: yes

Reyst in peace: fine

Reyst in peace: Her name starts with a T

Wouldiwas: What's her name? Tiffany? Talia? Thalia? Tracy? Tina? Tammy? Trish? Tamara? Takeout from McDonald's?

Reyst in peace: I'm not telling you, Solace

Reyst in peace: now we're gonna stop talking about my love life

Calala: ok

[smarter than you is online]

Smarter than you: Rey did I just see you meet up with a girl and kiss her?

Reyst in peace: where are you

Smarter than you: Percy and I are in the cafe you just walked by

McPiper: is the girlfriend someone we know

Reyst in peace: don't tell them

Reyst in peace: let them drown in curiosity

McShizzle: Reyna wants us to drown

Reyst in peace: I especially want you to drown, Valdez

McShizzle: #offended

Smarter than you: I'm gonna go finish my cookie

Smarter than you: Rey if you wanna double date, Seaweed brain and I'll be staying in the cafe for a while

Smarter than you: also get off the phone and talk to your girlfriend

Reyst in peace: We're coming over

Smarter than you: great

[smarter than you is offline]

[Reyst in peace is offline]

Wouldiwas: well that was an interesting conversation

McPiper: "a friend thing" my ass

Calala: we're going to go buy valentine's day cards now

[calala is offline]

McShizzle: au revoir y'all

McPiper: ^ that's the worst thing I've ever read please never mix French and Texan again

McShizzle: no

[mcshizzle is offline]

McPiper: sooooo

McPiper: you never told us what you and Nico are doing today

Wouldiwas: We're robbing a bank

Wouldiwas: jk we're gonna cuddle and watch Brooklyn nine nine and exchange gifts

McPiper: softies


Have you guys realized Reyna never stays till the end of the chapter? She always leaves before the chapter ends.