This is the McCormick brothers and not Stoley, just to draw out confusion::))
Kenny's phone 3.
Kev: Um can you like do me a favour
You: yo what is it
Kev: On ya way home get some bandages and tablets and shit from the drug store
You: why, what happened?
Kev: Nothing I just need them
You: dude, tell me
Kev: Nothing happened
You: fine, then get them yourself lmao
Kev: Wtf dont be an asshole
You: i'll stop being an asshole when you tell me what happened
Kev: Well what do you think happened
You: jacked off too hard this time?
You: you missed your lil bro so much, you cut ya arm off?
You: ..family fued?
Kev: Congratz
You: is karen okay?
Kev: Thanks for the consideration of your brother
You: you'll live
Kev: But yeah she's fine
You: kay
You: is everyone at home?
Kev: Naw, stuart went to the bar
You: and ma?
Kev: Work
You: alright, I'll be home in about an hour
Kev: Don't take too long
You: i'll take my sweet time;)
Kev: Bastard
You: love yooouuu x
Kev: Ew
You: btw does karen want any of that plastic beef jerky I think stan has some coupons for it
Kev: Go for it
You: alrighty