A/N I don't own anything Twilight Stephanie Meyer does, but I do own the plot and a few of the characters and places! This chapter Is for ButterflyBetty Cullen, who supported me early on in my writing and gave me the push I needed. I don't own the names of the chapters, this time it's The Happy Mondays...Cheers Loveys! Kiki
Edward woke with a start, the sun which had been absent for most of the week had finally decided to make an appearence. His eyes drifted over to Bella's sleeping body, the light cascaded over her face. Her tiny murmurs paired with the scrunching of her nose made Edward's heart soar a thousand feet.
He knew that in one week this woman had changed his life. Back in England it just seemed like he went though the motions of existing.
He knew he loved his parents and he had a full social life with his friends. Yes, he missed them all very much, yet he belonged here with her.
EPOV: I absolutely adore fucking, the whole act, the naughty words, the pawing at each other til our clothes melt off.
Every time Bella demanded I go faster and harder I did. Fast and hard is the reason why my bum cheeks hurt this morning, very worth it in my opinion.
Last night my favourite place to take her was in the living room on the cushioned arm of her reading chair.
It happened by accident really.
After one our many intense love making sessions she bent over the chair to retrieve a sock, seeing her so exposed to me with all her lovely parts still glistening, my cock demanded I entered her once more, so I did from behind.
I fucked the words right out of her. Her gasps and moans built up until Bella fucking screamed when she came, which is the hottest bloody thing I could ever want to see.
Thinking about all that now made my morning erection even harder. I should take this into consideration and maybe try out some new "moves" on Bella.
Jesus Christ!
Now I sound like an even arsed version of Adrian Mole. Bella would get a good nature laugh at my thoughts as sometimes I voiced them out loud. She even said she wants me to start waking her up with what she calls "woody sex" morning wood? I told her she was absolutely mad for wanting me to just take her like that, but Bella thought it was hot and the wicked looks I got from her made me really horny.
I made a grab for the handle on her tiny night stand that had the pile of Durex in it. Funny how now it only has green ones. I made quick to put one on and rolled over my sleeping beauty. I tease her folds, for god sakes man, she's already wet...asleep and wet. I started to tease her wetness with my cock and damned if it didn't get harder, who knew I was such a perv? Bella's moans in her sleep had to be top five erotic sounds that come from her, as her eyes fluttered awake I plunged into her up to the hilt. Holy Fuck! So fecking warm.
Hey, good morning Pooks, mmmmmm nice surprise. I love it when you do me in the morning, you do it so fucking UHNNNNNN oh yeaaaaa right there. Oh! Harder Edward, Ohhhhhhhhhhmmmmmm."
"You dirty little girl, it's only a nice surprise? How about I make it a fantastic surprise? A fucking great surprise? You want harder Luv? I'm going to shag the Hob nobs right out of you Baby. UHHHHHHHHHN."
BPOV: Holy Toledo man, when I suggested to Edward that he wake me up with his cock I never thought he would fuck me like this. I think he's actually trying to fuck my tonsils, hmmm doesn't hurt,feels soooooooooooooo...
"Ohhhhh right there Edward! Right fucking there don't move from that spot keep going Baby. Ohhhhhh fuck, shit, done, OH MY FUCKING GOD UHN UHN UHN."
"Uhnmmm. Uh Bella. Can't stop. Sorry to jackrabbit. Got to- OH HELL YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"
EPOV: Shit! Did she go? I couldn't hold on, her animal noises were killing me. What the fuck did I do to the headboard and the wall? Jaysus! That was some hard fucking! Wow! Bella has that fresh fucked look to her too. Okay okay whew that means she liked it too.
"Pooks I fucking love it. Now shhhh let's sleep for a few hours 'k? We gotta be all pretty and junk for the Machine tonight. You fuck like someone who isn't real, like a fairy tale Hun."
"I don't know about that my Bella. I felt a bit like a monster."
"Mmmmm, but you're my monster." Bella yawned as she lightly scratched his vague chest hair.
much later on...
"Hey hello? Cary Grant and whoever the fuck Cary Grant was fucking...you guys here?" Jasper's raspy voice shouted at the door, he had been a bit gun-shy to enter Bella and Edward's apartment since the first time he met Edward, and Edward's bum cheeks.
"Jazzman we're in the bedroom, come on in!" Bella shouted through the wall.
"No fucking way Bellerino. I'm not going to participate in any kinky couple shit you guys have going, Hugh better have some pants on."
"Aw, Jazz you're no fun...we got clothes on dipshit get in here,m is Alice with you?"
"Coming in, whoa! looking good there Mr. Darcy, dig the Madchester tee-shirt, filled it out nicely. That's what I have to fucking know from you two, you guys fuck like rabbits and still manage to get ready on time...Ali is just deciding on what skirt to wear. I'm doomed to wait for eternity for that woman...DOOMED!"
"Well Jazz, now that you've managed to talk the speed of some pre-teen, how do I LOOK?" smirked Bella.
"Oh Beezersaurus, you always look delish, new tee shirt? Morbid and scary I love it. Nosferatu has got to be the scariest motherfucker ever, no sexy vamps for you huh?"
"Ohhh I got my own monster Jazzy, he's not too scary and he does this thing with his-"
"Gross Beezy. I don't want to know what you and James Bond get up to in your private life."
"Um, Jazz, Bella? While you two discuss fashion I have to make a phone call and ah well yes, very good!" and like a bat out of hell Edward left the bedroom for the tiny phone area by his make shift studio.
"What the hell got in his bonnet Bells? Jasper gave a questioning look to Bella as she sorted through clothes.
"Hm? Oh I dunno, so short skirt or long skirt? do I go all "legs?" or "sleek?"
"I should have known you wouldn't be fucking done with dressing for the night. Legs, Bitch, you got some fucking killer gams there Toots."
meanwhile...
"Mum? Yes it's late, I know. I'm terribly sorry for that. Oh? I didn't wake you? Oh good. Why am I whispering? Uh well, I met someone, someone special, no not that kind of special. Her name is Isabella and...and...I love her, like no one ever, no not even even Tanya. You do know Tanya is a lesbian right? Yes.. Katie, no they're fine last I heard, yes in Cyprus. Dear Uncle Hammie, you know I really must send him a thank you note. No I'm not being a smart arsed swot mum. Anyways back to what I was saying. I fell in love. I love Bella, yes that is what she likes to be called, Lucy gave that nickname to her, yes Lucy's just fine, she misses uncle Matthew though, I can tell...but that's not why I'm calling just listen, ah bugger it all mum! Sorry I know my Hooligan language is a fright to you, sorry, but just listen I need that thing that Gran left me...yes THAT
thing. I need you to send it by rapid post. I need it this week, yes I know it's fast mum, but I'm sure. I'm so sure, no she's not pregnant mum! JAYSUS! Shhhh! Yes I know full well that I'm shushing myself. You will send it? Oh thank you mum you are just so Rad, that means good, yes I know, but you and dad got married four months after you met. I don't bloody care that it was the seventies! MUM! Okay, I love you too, goodbye."
"Hey Andy Capp! Your woman has decided what to wear and Ali is at the door, let's do a few shots of Jag before we head to the bar" shouted Jasper.
"Alright Jasper, no need to shout, hold your knickers tight. I'm coming!" Edward rolled his eyes at the new nickname.
"That's what HE said" snickers Jasper pouring shots for all of them.
The drinks flowed for a few more hours...
"You know Edward? You could totally be my best friend. Bells is MY best friend, but you could be my best guy friend right? Right Simon Templar? Yea you an' me can be bestest boyfriends." Jasper slurring.
"Sure thing Jazz, you and me, bestest boyfriends. I can't wait to tell you that little tidbit tomorrow. Alice, you might have to take home early I don't know if he will last til close."
"Ha! You guys wait and see, Jazz always gets a second wind" Bella giggl(ed)ing at her best friend draping himself over her boyfriend.
The Grind Machine was a tall run-down looking building, white painted brick with a ratty old awning that had a picture of a gear and the words "The Grind Machine" spray painted around it. Definitely seen better days, but the dirty, grubby parts were where the charm was. It had always been some type of performance place. In the seventies it was the place where punk bands came to play. In the 80's it was a comedy club where everybody seemed to get their start. In the early 90's it housed futons until finally the owners wanted another bar and that is when the Grind was born.
"Okay John Steed, Emma Peel let's go in and dance til our fucking feet fall off, come on Ali. I can't wait to walk in there with my beautiful girl on my arm."
"Jazzy you say the most romantic things to me, hearts you like mad," gushed Alice who looked at Jasper like not only did he hang the moon but he made it just for her.
"Pooks? Let's get in there before Jazz drinks all the Gin. You will dance with me, right?"
"Well Luv. I have been known to cut a shape in floor from time to time." Chuckled Edward.
The bar is noisy and thumping the lights catch the movie posters on the wall, the people dancing and drinking and moving in all directions seem almost chaotic.
BPOV: I see John John is here, Angela too! Eeeee! I haven't seen those two in forever, more people to introduce Edward to, although all I wanna do is hide out in the chill out room MMMMMM... yeaaaaaaaa...
"Hey Beenie Babe, Deb is over by the bar, let's hi and bye and all that fucking junk, then we have a drink THEN we dance, 'k?" Jasper whisper shouted into Bella's ear.
"Deb, Baaaaaabe, Mother of my non existent children." Jasper throws his arm over Deb's lace clad shoulder. "How does it feel it feel to be on the other side of the bar? You're going to miss me y'know? You better send postcards."
"Oh Jasper, Hunny I'm old enough to be your big sister, of course I'll send you postcards. Who is sweet little girlie pants beside you? Hello I'm Deb, the resisdent big sister of all these yahoos. I love them all." gushed Deb as she held out her long red finger nailed hand.
"Oh I'm Alice I'm seeing Jazz now. I hear you're going abroad, what an adventure! I wish all the luck, and I hope when you return we can have more chats together. Jazz has told me a few stories of you helping him out of the bar.
"Ohhhhh a Brit, hmmmm I like your smooth accent. Yes me and my man are travel(l)ing all over Asia for the next year or so, figured why not? Not getting any younger, might as well do it while I can! Besides have you seen the new hunk they hired? Oh yea baby if I was 5 years younger and not attached I'd make him scream for me all night long. Speaking of which, I need a drink. You kids have a good time tonight, and glad to see Jasper got his second wind. You take care of him Alice he needs you. I can tell you're a good chick for him. Oh, and Bee? You're gonna have to find me in a bit I wanna know all about that hot piece of ass you got standing beside you giving you goo goo eyes, we'll chat 'k?" Deb tottering off to the bar.
"If I didn't agree with Deb 100%, I would be dying of embarrassment right now Pooks" whispered Bella.
"I can't wait for the story you're going to tell her Luv. Deb is definitely a character. Now let's get out there on the dance floor and work some of this alcohol out of our system, then we'll have to see where Jazz and Ali snuck off to." Edward did a little charming bow thing, holding his hand out.
Taking his hand, Bella grinned up into his pretty kelley green eyes. "Yes Edward, as David Bowie once said. Let's dance!"
As they reached the cage, the somber sounds of some depressing English Goth band were waning, the slightly more upbeat tune of The Smith's Panic came on, the crowd on the dance floor all seemed to go to their spot on the dance floor. Angela's sword hand dance, John John's crouching hop like dance, along with Bella's hip sway paired with her arms either swinging in small circles or behind her back seemed to match Edward's dorky bounce step dance, no one was really dancing together but all seemed to just fit.
...Burn down the disco
Hang the blessed DJ
Because the music that they constantly play
IT SAYS NOTHING TO ME ABOUT MY LIFE
Hang the blessed DJ
Because the music they constantly play...
JPOV: Jeeeeeeez! Edward looks like an escaped mental patient, what the fuck is he doing up there? That better not be what he calls dancing, is he choking? Looks like he's trying to take a piss through his fucking pants, man. I might have to play Superman and save his lily white brit bum...huh? Looks like Beeezy is enjoying herself, well to each his own, glad to see the fanfuckingtastic dancing gene got passed on to Ali,mmmmm she's my dancing Queen alright, and I can't believe we didn't get caught doing it in the back room. I need to get her back to my place soon for some proper lovin'. Ohhh waaait FUCK YES! New Order.
"Heeeey Basil and Sybil Fawlty, let's fucking DAAAAANCE!" Jasper got right in the middle of dancing Edward and Bella shaking both of their hips with his hands. "Time to get our motherfucking FREAK OOOOOON! Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Yea! Come on Ali let's show these Geeks how to really dance "
"Jazz, you're so mean," the smiling faces on Edward and Bella meant they knew Jasper wasn't really being mean. "Oh all right, you're all bonkers!" laughed Alice as all four of the got in this weird dancing square.
Every time I think of you
I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue
It's no problem of mine
But it's a problem I find
Living a life that I can't leave behind
But there's no sense in telling me
The wisdom of the fool won't set you free
But that's the way that it goes
And it's what nobody knows
well every day my confusion grows
Every time I see you falling
I get down on my knees and pray
I'm waiting for that final moment
You say the words that I can't say...
The night wore on, the dancing and drinks flowed, Bella had her conversation with Deb the bartender leaving for (only one L)travelling. Alice and Edward were introduced to many of Bella and Jasper's friends until there was only one friend left...
BPOV: Aw man! Steph is coming up to us, is that guy ever sober? I know me and Jazz love to tie one on, but this is ridiculous! I worry for the poor guy. He's a really nice guy, even if he loves to have drama in his life.
"Heeey Ishabella, you looking real nice like tonight." hiccupped Steph as he weaved in between stools and people.
"Hey Steph, how you doin'?" Bella stepped up to give Steph a hug.
"Ah y'know...women! Thash my drama, hey whosh this guy yer with?" Steph looked at Edward, giving him the beady eye.
"Oh! Steph, this is my boyfriend Edward...Edward this is my friend Steph, we go way back since high school." Bella introducing the two men to each other.
"It's a pleasure to meet you Steph, I'm sure I'll be getting to know you a lot better someday, erm outside of the bar?" Edward jarred by Steph's hard handshake.
"Ah yea, if you ever see me out in the daytime, might not...I'm a vampire y'know? Take care Elward, keep this girl happy or I'll k-k-kish your ass." the sudden movement of Steph meant that was all talk for now.
"Alrighty then, um ok well, Steph? Me and Edward are going to visit Annie at the bar, check in on you later 'k?"
"Sorry about that Pooks." whispers Bella "Steph likes to think he's built like a heavy weight boxer,sometimes I worry for him. One of these days he's going to get his ass kicked for mouthing off to the wrong Dude. I think that's why we like to keep him in here and then call a cab for him no chance for him to have a run-in with any Douche bags, y'know?"
"Alright then Luv, we're just going to have to keep an eye on him tonight then? Oh good lord, what in the Duke of Windsor is Jazz doing?"
"BAHAHAHAHAHA! I think he's trying to show Ali how to do "the running man" Jazz style." cackles Bella.
"So he has the nerve to tease my arse for the way I dance, yet he's the one that looks like he's having a fit? Oh if only I had a camera, Luv we're bringing your Super8 next time. This is a riot!"
"I'll be right back Pooks, going to have my chat with Annie and hopefully she can make me a proper Gin and Tonic,want anything?"
"No Darling, I think I'll stand here and watch the magic unfold."
BPOV: Can I roll my eyes internally? Edward is so silly. Oh god! Nooooooooo I'm "that girl" the girl that thinks everything her fucking boyfriend does is either funny or cute. I'm fucked. I mean he is cute and funny. Now I'm watching him laugh at Jasper's stupid dance routine that poor Alice has to endure, her face is a cross between amusement and embarrassment. I think I need to drink more.
"Annie sweetie, please tell me there's a G&T with my name on it, there is right? How's the new bartender working out, think you're going to have any problems?"
"Heeeeey Bee! G&T in a sec, and no problems whatsoever, have you seen him? I need to hump the living shit out of him in the back storeroom later. That chest! That hair! That Hawaiian shirt, all he needs is a mustache and I'd sit on his face and call him Magnium P.I. alllllllll fucking night, but enough Dudette, who's the foreign meat you have now? Is he good to you? 'cause seriously if he's anything like that asshole you brought here a few times..."
"Ohhhh Annie, shhhh, don't even bring it up, the Fucker isn't even in the same league as my Edward, as cheesy as it sounds I found my match and it took literally seconds to know, the fucker Prof always had something that felt off you know? I dunno I was too young and stupid to really notice."
"Ah yes my dear Bee "young, dumb and full of cum" yea I getcha. Here's your drink and no Bitch I didn't forget the maraschino cherries...take care 'k? I got to get me some experienced gentleman cock tonight." Bella didn't miss the sideways look that Annie gave Emmett who gave her a dimple smile right back.
"Oh Annie, just be safe? wrap that bitch up, 'k?"
"Yea yea kiddo I'll do just that, I think we need a break to um count stock in the back, c'mere hot stuff, in the back." Annie motioning Emmett to follow her in the back. "I uh need you to get a hold of some things against the wall." (T)the wolfish grin that the new bartender gave Annie was so worth it to Bella who chuckled softly into her hand. Bella turned around just in time to see a skirmish between two people.
"Unhand me right now! I have a right to be here...back off asshole who the fuck do you think you are? You low-life, uneducated freak!"
"Edward...Pooks? Please help." Whimpers Bella.
A/N Yea I left a cliffie there...I know I'm awful right? Totally didn't plan on that it just happened I swear! Hope you guys read and review, this was a monster chapter for me to write all the bar scenes and people and dancing, do you KNOW how hard it is to explain the dancing that was around that time? GAH! LOL, Also a big thanks to KylaMichelle Hugsalot for being my new Beta WHEW! She's a gem I tell ya! Anyways thanks to all my Rad Homies for their support and stuff I love you all like maaaad! Kiki