Aloha, I'm here with the next chapter. Since I've just requested Rylitah to do battle scenes, this chapter will not contain any at all though I hope this chapter can keep you going without them xD Oh, and try not to laugh by looking at the title only xD I've got cases like this when someone laughs at the title too much to read the chapter LOL! Enjoy~

kyelmarsh: Me too. Oni-mode Kiyomaro equals to epicness ;D

Rylitah: I'll PM you about it ;D LOL, I think they were paying too much attention on the biongs instead xD Dr. Riddles has to learn to get straight to the point.

SilentTears2662: Heehee, thanks!

Jayce Signmorou: As stated, I've been dying to do a DufortxKiyomaro and I'm an epic yaoi fan ;D The fighting will come in next chapter...hopefully.

Jayce: For me, age doesn't matter. Plus, I've started to like that pairing when I read some fo them on fanfic. And uhh...the battle scenes I was talking about was not that but thanks though ;D

I do not own Konjiki no Gash or Nel

And so, after the announcement and preparation, the group sets out to where one of the biggest mountains in Japan used to lay. At least they don't have to savage the whole area for the entrance which they stupidly did when Faudo was right in front of them, they only found out when Gash Zakeru in the air. Another thing that Zeon absolutely despise Kiyomaro for is he is an early waker, which would speak for itself why they are going at 5am.

"Hurry up, you fuckers!" Zeon cursed.

"You're walking behind us." Dufort pointed out.

"No shit. If you bitches can damn well wake up at a fucking 5 in the morning then I'm damn sure that you all can fucking walk even faster that this shitty slow speed. And then I can finally get my freaking rest while all of you bastards don't realize I'm gone." Zeon cursed.

Kiyomaro raised an eyebrow, "Dufort would need you for the battles later. And by going in the morning, we would have less security to worry about."

"That doesn't change the fact that there will be any fucking securities at all!" Zeon glowered.

"Gash, do you think you can calm him down?" Sherry asked.

Gash shook his head, "Nuuu. Zeon is a sleeper and hates anything but his bed between the time of 1pm and 7am." Gash replied.

"1pm? Just what're you doing at 1pm?" Kiyomaro asked.

"Checking if Gash has any fucking nightmares of course! What could I possibly freaking do at a damn one in the morning? I love my sleep as much as you bitches do." Zeon sneered.

"Nightmares?" Tio asked in worry.

"Sorry…" Gash lowered his head and sniffed.

Zeon blinked, "I-I wasn't blaming you, Gash. I really wasn't!" Zeon exclaimed and turned to Kiyomaro, "Look what you've fucking started, bitch!"

"YOU are the one who did it." Kiyomaro pointed out.

"In any rate, how long do we have to walk until we reach there? I know the mountain is quite far away from Japan but I don't really like waking up in the morning just to walk a long distance myself." Suzume yawned.

"Don't worry, we're almost there." Dufort replied.

"But if you're still tired, just get Alishie to carry you." Sherry pointed out, making the both of them blush.

Suzume's eyes widened a little, "I-I'm heavy."

"Don't worry! Alishie can carry a huuuuuge bucket of water so I'm sure you'll be no problem." Riya reassured, "Right, Alishie?"

"Uh…yeah."

Suzume waved her hands in front of her, "I-It's alright. I-I doesn't really want to be a burden anyway. This walk is no problem!" Suzume smiled.

"Che." Nel sighed in disappointment.

"Come on, children! You can't be seriously giving up now. We have to reach there no matter what obstacle comes in our way! Match, children, left, right, left, right, left boobs, right boobs, left boobs, right boobs." He said, eyeing the females who actually have boobs so Suzume doesn't count.

"JUST WHERE ARE YOU LOOKING AT?" Sherry exclaimed, punching him.

"Shh, quiet down." Kiyomaro hushed.

Folgore rubbed his sore nose. "Ah, that really hurts. You're really vicious, baby!" Folgore exclaimed in a girly voice.

"She is going to punch you again." Dufort warned.

And she did.

"Is it wise to harm our allies before fighting with our enemies?" Brago asked, walking beside Sherry.

"He was the one who gets perverted in the best and worst times." Sherry huffed, "And I simply can't believe his mamodo is one of the top 20 out of the 100. Really, I would've expected him to be at least be the 99th ever since I've laid eyes on an even pathetic piece of shit, his name was Papipurio if I'm not wrong."

"Hey! He's my friend!" Kanchome exclaimed.

Sherry shrugged, "Oh, then that explains everything then."

"You know…Zeon really looks like a baby being carried by Dufort this way." Kiyomaro remarked, eyeing Zeon who is in Dufort's arms.

Zeon opened an eye, "I can hear you, you know."

"Ah, I can picture it. Dufort the daddy and Kiyomaro the mommy with twins." Folgore exclaimed.

"I would rather die than have Kiyomaro as my mother." Zeon sneered, "Not that our parents are better."

"Dad and mom aren't that bad…" Gash pointed out.

Zeon huffed, "Yeah right, they hardly pay attention to us and always dump you with a lot of work. I'm sure that if I hadn't intervened, they would have make you go through the same military training as I did. You really should stop viewing everyone in a good light." Zeon pointed out.

"Hmm, Kiyomaro as a mother…" Dufort eyed Kiyomaro.

"Wh-What? Don't tell me you're imaging me in a dress!" Kiyomaro exclaimed while Dufort blushed a little but said nothing. "So you ARE imagining me in a dress! You pervert! I would rather die than wear a dress ever, no matter what the reason!"

"Oh? So Takamine-kun won't be the one to distract the guards?" Suzume asked.

Megumi covered her mouth, "Shhh, you've revealed our secret."

"What are you talking about?" Kiyomaro asked.

"Actually, we planned to have you to be the one who seduce the guards. And to do that, you would have to wear a dress." Sherry explained.

Kiyomaro's eyes widened, "WHAT? Wait a minute! We have girls, don't we? Why do I have to be the one to do it?"

"Well, I'm an idol so I'll be recognized easily." Megumi replied.

"Then get Sherry or Suzume to do it!" Kiyomaro exclaimed, pointing at the two.

Sherry narrowed her eyes, "You want me to do WHAT?"

"Uh…nothing." Kiyomaro held out his hands in defense, "But we still have Suzume, don't we?"

"Do you think Suzume would be smart enough to sneak in herself?" Nel shot back.

"Well, if we have to volunteer the boys, why don't you get Alishie to do it then?" Kiyomaro exclaimed, pointing at Alishie.

"Are you crazy? Alishie would be spotted immediately, he may look a little tiny bit like a girl but don't forget, he has the muscles of more than an average boy." Sherry replied.

Alishie narrowed his eyes, "Like a girl?"

"Only a tiny bit. But compared to everyone here, Kiyomaro, you're the best choice." Sherry said.

Kiyomaro growled, "What about Dufort then?"

"Are you even listening to what you're saying? Look at Dufort," Sherry pointed at Dufort. "He would be scaring the hell out of the guards if that pale and death look in his face rather than seduce them. And don't even think about volunteering Folgore, I'd puke."

"It'd be for the best right? The guards would faint once they saw Folgore and we wouldn't have to sneak around." Kiyomaro tried to reason.

And finally, Kiyomaro was the one who lost the argument. No matter how smart, you can't lose an argument with more than 10 people. Yes, even Dufort wants him to do it because he wanted to see Kiyomaro in a dress. Although he would have to take drastic measures if the guards start eyeing him in the wrong way.

"Since Kiyomaro doesn't have much muscles and has a pretty smooth skin, I brought this along." Sherry held out a PINK frilly shirt, a white skirt and a wig. Let's not forget the high heels.

"Is that a skirt or a belt?" Kiyomaro asked, eyeing the skirt suspiciously.

"It's a skirt." Sherry replied.

Kiyomaro raised an eyebrow, "Okay, so where is the rest of it?"

"This is the whole skirt." Megumi replied.

"WHAT? That thing is a whole skirt? That's it, I'd rather wear a handkerchief than wear that hideous thing!" Kiyomaro exclaimed, pointing at the articles.

"Come on, Kiyomaro, you have to wear it for the sake of Gash." Alishie tried to reason.

"NEVER! Why don't YOU wear it?"

"I think we've already established that quite clearly." Alishie pointed out.

Kiyomaro groaned, "If I knew this would happen, I would've gone to the gym everyday."

"Well you didn't so wear these clothes already. You are the one who woke us up early just because you want to arrive there early so if it didn't go as we planned, I would kill you for depriving me from my sleep!" Tio growled.

"Fine…fine…" Kiyomaro slumped his shoulder, "But remember, JUST THIS ONCE!"

The group nodded and proceeds to change Kiyomaro.

"I officially hate my life." Kiyomaro grumbled as he was decked in a frilly pink shirt, with a c-cup bra within, a very short skirt that suspiciously looks like a belt, a long wig and to make things worse, a high heels shoes.

"I officially love it!" Zeon cackled.

"…" Even Dufort is blushing.

"I-I'm sorry Ta-Takamine-kun, I think that you…actually look pretty cute." Suzume admitted.

"Yes, Kiyomaro looks very very cute. I'm jealous." Nel remarked.

Kiyomaro growled, "I do NOT look cute! Don't you dare put the word cute and my name in the same sentence!"

"Sorry Kiyomaro-kun, I think you look cute as well." Megumi admitted, a little jealous of his fine legs. Why does god give these fine things to men who would never appreciate them?

"That makes five of us then." Sherry smirked, "What about the rest of you?"

"Simply breathtaking!" Folgore exclaimed, earning a punch from both Kiyomaro and Dufort.

Kanchome giggled, "Kiyomaro looks better as a girl than a boy!"

Gash is still on the floor laughing by the way and Zeon wouldn't let anyone hurt Gash even though that someone is a victim. Oh no, that wouldn't do because Zeon would go all over protective and the victim would become an even worse victim. Does that make sense? No, then don't try to make sense then.

"I think Kiyomaro should keep this up and he won't get weird stares if he kisses Dufort in public." Alishie said.

"You are a smart guy." Dufort remarked.

"NOT! How could you even think that I would wear like this in public?" Kiyomaro growled.

Dufort shrugged, "I would have to try my best then."

"If you dare try, I would unleash a hoard of zakerus on you and Zeon won't be able to protect you this time because if he zakeru me, my book will be burnt." Kiyomaro threatened.

"It's better than you breaking up with me."

Kiyomaro blushed, "Wh-Oh shut up!"

"Enough of this nonsense and hurry up already. Even the sun is tired sitting around waiting for your ass to move." Brago growled.

"But I-"

"MOVE IT!" Everyone but Gash shouted.

-x-

Just smile at him, start a little conversation long enough for the group to move then sneak it myself. Kiyomaro chanted while walking towards the guard, yes, there's only one. After this, I'm going to declare that I'm a guy LOUDLY!

"Hi…mister." Kiyomaro greeted.

"OOOOH!" The guard exclaimed, eyeing Kiyomaro with heart shapes in his eyes. "Are you a crossdresser? I love guys who crossdress!"

"WHAT?" Kiyomaro exclaimed.

The guard grinned, "Oh I can spot any guy straight away no problem. I am gay actually and the fact that a cute guy like you can crossdress into a cute girl makes you even cuter." The guard gushed.

Kiyomaro twitched, why are they so many cutes? "…"

"Is there anything you want, baby? A date perhaps?" The guard grinned.

"U-Uh, I…" Kiyomaro glanced at the group quickly. "I'm…actually curious about the…missing mountain." Kiyomaro admitted. There is no way in hell would he ever be skilled at seducing someone! Okay, maybe seducing Dufort but never anyone other than him!

"Is that all? I'm disappointed…" the guard sized up to Kiyomaro.

Kiyomaro gritted his teeth, should he punch the guy and make a run for it? Or should he just wait for the group to enter then make a run for it without hurting anyone? But could he last until then because he's pretty sure that guard is groping his ass. His decision is concluded when a fist came upon the guard's head. Not his by the way.

"You have some nerve." Dufort glowered.

"Oh god, I thought I was going to die. And did you see what he did? No way in hell I'm doing this again!" Kiyomaro exclaimed while Dufort pulled Kiyomaro into a hug. "Dufort! Not the time!"

"I can't stand it when he touched your ass." Dufort said, while groping Kiyomaro's ass himself.

Kiyomaro growled and bonked his head. "Didn't I say this isn't the time? Hurry up and let's get inside already!"

"Ow…okay."

After they have gotten inside the hole in the middle of the mountain, they were met by howls of laughter from the group. All are laughing except for Brago who only smirked in amusement. It's no wonder Kiyomaro looks like he was about to kill, not that he would kill anyone.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Gash laughed.

"That's the best moment of my life!" Zeon cackled.

"S-Sorry Takamine-kun b-but it was too funny!" Suzume laughed along with Nel.

Megumi managed to muffled her laughter...barely.

"Perhaps we don't have to dress you up at all." Sherry grinned in amusement.

Kiyomaro glowered, "I don't have to seduce him at all! Didn't you hear what he said? He's into guys! GUYS! So wouldn't Alishie be the perfect candidate?"

"Sorry but I'm not as good as seducing as you." Alishie grinned, glad that he wasn't the one to do it.

"And what was that suppose to mean?" Kiyomaro growled.

Dufort kissed Kiyomaro, "He means, you're much better at making people fall in love with you."

"Shut up! There is no way in hell I'm going to do this again." Kiyomaro growled.

"Pity." Dufort muttered and had gotten another blow on the head.

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