Hey guys. I wanted to wait until the Day of Black Sun aired to start this chapter I thought it would be fun to show the canon reaction to the event. Enjoy.
"WE GOT OUR CONFESSION! WE GOT OUR CONFESSION! WE GOT OUT CONFESSION!" sang out the hundred of Kataang shippers yelled in joy.
The Kataang ship was having the long awaited Kataang Confession Party. It was three seasons in the making, but now at last the biggest canon ship had its ultimate hour of glory. Let's see the Zutaraians deny that.
Avani, was basking in all the Kataangy goodness that was going around. She'd never seen the crew so active and converted shippers were coming in like crazy.
"Take that Ming Ue!" she exclaimed with a laugh. "Sri!"
The young Kataang Private peaked up from behind the bar. "Yes, Captain?"
"Has word come back from the Zutara or Maiko captains yet?"
"No, both Rawles and Ming Ue have been missing for awhile? Do you think we should be concerned?"
"Concerned about what?" Avani asked snorting as she ate a grape. "What are they gonna hate on us even more? Let's just enjoy our victory."
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The Kataangers were online making videos, sigs, icons and wallpaper showing off the glory that is the Kataang confession. It was a great day to be a canon shipper.
"So what do you think we should do now?" Agent KP55 asked.
"Well I was thinking we should go onto the DH site and start some trouble," Tsukikage1213 suggested. "I mean we actually have some Zutaraians trying to say that the kiss didn't mean anything!"
"Those bastards are so annoying!" Liselle129 yelled slamming. "They are just jealous because Aang and Katara have everything that they want Zuko and Katara to have…and then some."
"And were the bad-guys simply because we want them so see the error if their ways," Softballgirl9411 said with a sigh. "If only they could embrace the pure and beauty of Kataang. Things would be so much easier."
KP55 rolled her eyes a little bit and logged on. "Well until then how about we just continue our friendly debates with out shipping rivals."
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Tonnie and Rowen crept up slowly outside of Ming Ue's room. Since the airing of the real Kataang confession she had locked herself in her room. Tonnie had been nominated to go alert the Zutaraian that they were twenty minutes away from TwilightRose's prison, but she refused to go alone.
"Are you sure it's safe?" Rowen asked. "I mean an angry Zutaraian is like an angry pit-bull. It will bite you."
"Please don't remind me," Tonnie said with a groan. She reached out and tapped on the door slightly. "Ming…Ue…?"
The door swung open and out popped the Zutara captain with a bored look on her face.
"Hey guys…have we reached yet?" she asked rubbing her eyes.
Tonnie cleared her throat. "We are only twenty minutes away from the prison," she looked at her friend carefully. "Are you feeling okay?"
Ming Ue raised an eyebrow slightly. "Of course…why wouldn't I be?"
"We thought you might be upset because of the Kataang confession," Rowen told her in almost a hush of a voice.
Ming Ue blinked and in a moment a very Azula-The Beach laugh erupted from her mouth. Tonnie and Rowen inched father away from her.
"Oh come on as if I would be upset because of that, that kiss so did not rock Katara's world. Besides after episodes of continuous Maiko, just knowing that there will be no Maikouts for awhile is good enough for me. However, I was kind of irked that that Fire Nation guard stole my name."
Rowen let out a sigh and grabbed Ming Ue's hand. "Well good. Now come on you have to help me brainstorm Windsong's punishment."
Tonnie rolled her eyes walking behind the two girls. "How thrilling."
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Knock Knock
"Enter…"
Cue Twilight Zone theme music.
A young woman opened the door and Koh sat on a large platform surrounded by groups of women in red, clad bikinis (sound familiar).
"Master Koh, Lord Momo and Lady Appa are here to see you."
"Thank you Ms. Dent, let them in."
The young woman nodded and bowed, she stepped to the side of the room allow Lord Momo and his wife through.
"Ah Lady Appa you are looking quite ravishing today. Has your new coat grown in already?"
Appa giggled and have Koh a pat with his-her tail. "Oh Koh you are such a flirt."
Momo cleared his throat loudly. "Anyway, Koh I have come to request that you tell the fanon ships to return to their ports. The Shipping War is over."
Koh laughed and leaned back. "What makes you say that?"
"Obviously because of the Kataang confession, there will no need for the Shipping Wars to continue. After all what possible Zutara proof could be there be?"
"Is this supposed to be your way of compromising?" Koh asked with a snort.
"No, Koh, this is your last chance or else there will be holding back any longer. Bring the fanon ships back. If they unleash ManonLeChat I'll…"
"You'll what? Annoy me even more?"
Momo was silent as the great centipede creature slid up to his full form. "I'm sorry to disappoint you Momo, but the tables have turned."
Appa took this moment to step in blocking Momo from the insect mod. "Koh I suggest you settle down unless you want the other Mods to come."
Koh laughed and lowered himself down until he was face to face with Appa. "My sweet Appa, it is the Mods who should be afraid of me."
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The fanon four, Ming Ue, Tonnie, Rowen and SMBH were brainstorming the future of the Sukka captain, Windsong.
"Okay so about his punishment what should we do?" Rowen asked excitedly.
"I say we go for castration it's classical, painful, hilarious," Tonnie suggested.
"Its so cliché," SMBH stated. "I say we pull for public execution. That's more entertaining."
Rowen turned to Ming Ue. "What do you think?"
Ming Ue thought for a moment before a light went off above her head. "How about Public Castration?"
The girls looked at each other for a moment and then nodded.
"That sounds good!"
"But where are we gonna get a guillotine?" SMBH asked. "I could always order one."
"No, Maladin has one in his room. I'll just steal it from him when I get back," Rowen said jotting down some notes.
Ming Ue coughed something that sounded a lot like Rowladin, which earned a glare from Rowen.
Agent RandomLuv knocked on the door and saluted the captains. "Captains we have reached TwilightRose's Prison. Captain Maladin is already waiting for you all in the transport boat."
Tonnie stretched and sat up. "Thank goodness, let's go get this crazy lady."
"Ditto, I have to be back in time for the Teoji celebration," SMBH said.
Maladin was waiting impatiently for the females to arrive. Once he saw them coming he let out an exasperated sigh.
"Can you four be any slower? There is no reason for you to get dolled up."
"Pfft your one to talk Mr. Can't-Have-A-Single-Hair-Out-Of-Place!" Ming Ue commented as she got onboard the small boat.
SMBH slid into the board with an eager grin. "I'm so excited I've only heard about Twilight's ship in school."
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Now while our fanon captains travel to the Prison I will take this moment to enlighten you about the Shipping World.
Other than the Ships that roam the Sea of Chi, there are two places where shippers exist. The Shipping Academy and Twilight Rose's Ship.
The Shipping Academy is the place where shipping begins. Young innocent minds are taken and set loose into the place where shipping is the most powerful: ASN, DH, YouTube and DeviantArt.
Once there the students are pushed to read and watch every piece of shipping that there is to offer. After 72 hours of non-stop shipping, the ones who have been corrupted by shipping are taken and placed into the ship that they have chosen.
However, some minds do not fall for the propaganda and stupidity of shipping. These are the ones who see no point to the Shipping Wars and only wish to have peace. Those, non-shippers are seen as the evils of society. If they refuse to convert and pick a ship they are taken to Twilight Rose's Prison also known as the Neutral Ship.
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"My Taang have these people ever heard of rainbows?" Tonnie asked as they stepped onto the floating prison.
"I don't know," SMBH said as she saw the hanging corpses and rats running around. "I think it's quite quaint, in a Jack the Ripper sort of way."
"Hey guys," greeting a happy voice. A young, and very pink woman appeared before them with a big, unnaturally happy, smile on her face. "Welcome Captains."
"Good evening TwilightRose," Rowen said with a smile. "Thanks for letting us come. I know you could get in trouble for this."
"Oh its no problem at all," TwilightRose said in her sugary sweet voice. "Please come this way ManonLeChat is kept in the dungeon."
"Now she is creepy," SMBH told Tonnie.
"And the fact that she raids Ty Lee's closet isn't too comforting either."
Up ahead Ming Ue was speaking to TwilightRose in concern of ManonLeChat and her condition while imprisoned.
"Does she still have her sanity?"
"Well she's a Zutaraian, so she didn't really have much to begin with, but she does have fits of rage and sometimes throws rats across the room."
"Great," Maladin commented. "Does she mark her territory as well?"
"As a matter of fact she does…"
As they got closer wails and howls could be heard coming from the prison cell farther down the hall.
"Zutara…Evidence…Foreshadowing…Proof…Blue Lady…Forever…," wailed the voice.
"There she is the last Zutara Canonist Scholar, ManonLeChat."
A woman lay in the cell, long thick hair covering her face like a vial. Her only clothing was a long brown dress, which looked more like a sheet than actually clothing. Her skin looked caked with dirty and a potent odor was coming from her body.
The odor slid through the air and up Tonnie's nostrils. She gagged and stepped back from the cell.
"Oh Sweet Taang!" she pulled out a bottle of perfume and began spraying in every direction, which only made the smell worse.
"STOP! STOP! Perfume only makes stink worse!" Rowen yelled grabbing the perfume bottle.
"Will all of you be quiet?!" Ming Ue yelled before turning back to ManonLeChat. "Hello…ManonLeChat?"
The figure turned slowly, her face was still covered by long hair. "Yes…" a raspy voice answered.
"My name is Ming Ue. I'm the current Zutara captain. We are in the middle of a Zutaraian crisis," she groaned. "Maiko and Kataang have had canon moments after canon moments and even with all the foreshadowing and fanart we put out, we have members converting left and right. It'll be the end of Zutara without your help!"
ManonLeChat turned her body full over and wrapped to hands around the cell bars. "Come here…" she ordered.
"Yes?" Ming Ue answered eagerly. "What wisdom do you have to share with me?"
"Oh this should be enlightening," Maladin mumbled sarcastically.
"Do…do…you?"
"Yes!?"
"Do you have Hot Pockets?
(Insert Anime fall here)
"No…we don't have any Hot Pockets," Ming Ue said through gritted teeth.
"THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF MY FACE!!!" ManonLeChat screamed, making Ming Ue fall back hard.
"Twilight! I thought you said she wasn't crazy!?"
"She's a Zutara Canonist Scholar…of course she's crazy," Twilight said with a giggle. "But don't worry…she's not always like this. All you have to do is give her some Hot Pockets and she'll be back to normal."
SMBH snorted. "Whatever normal means anyway."
"CAPTAIN TONGONE! CAPTAIN TONGONE!!" screamed Vigor.
"What is it V?
"It's…It's Master Koh…he's making an announcement."
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The sky was grey as Koh's painted face appeared in the sky, he had a please smile on his face which scared, Avani and Rawles as they watched from their respective ships.
"Hello and good evening to all those who are watching right now, especially the Kataang and Maiko ships. Now today the Canon Mod, Momo, came to me telling me that because of the Kataang confession the Shipping War is over. He is mistaken!"
Rawles was on her ship watching the sight with anger and fear. What had Momo unleashed upon them all?
"In fact this is not the end of the Shipping Wars. In fact this is the beginning of a new era…the fandom era. Here me all fandom shippers and all the Mods who have doubted us from the beginning. Today we the Fanons…break away from Mod rule and hereby announce our secession from the Shipping Community."
From onboard the prison ship the Fanon Captains looked up in a state of shock. Secession from the Shipping Community…from the Mods.
"But that means…" Tonnie started.
"We no longer have to obey any on the Mods rules," Maladin finished with a grin. "I guess that means the Human Sacrifices is back on."
"And no more rules about how to treat P.O.W's," Rowen said rubbing her hands together. "Won't Windsong be so trilled to hear about that?"
Ming Ue had a slight frown on her face, Tonnie noticed and touched her shoulder.
"What's wrong? I thought you would be happy. No rules."
"I know…I mean its great and all, but I kinda wanted to win fair and square so that when I won, it would be cause of us just being better."
Tonnie bowed her head slightly in understanding. "Oh…"
"Yeah," Ming Ue said putting a hand on her hip. "OH WELL!" she said turning around with a smile. "A win is a win and I'll take it!" She turned to the other Fanon leaders. "Alright guys let's pack up ManonLeChat and head back home, we have some propaganda to spread!"
Well there you have it. Thanks to Momo the Fanon ships have one advantage over the canon ships, they don't have to obey the Mods rules anymore. You can imagine that Avani and Rawles are not happy about that. Also ManonLeChat, once fed and washed will become a very important Zutaraian character.
This chapter marks the beginning of Shipping Wars: Part II. Why is it a Part II? Because it sounds cool.
Exert of next chapter:
Avani grabbed Momo by the neck and held on tightly as she shook him hard. His big head moving like a furry bobble-head toy.
"LISTEN TO ME YOU STUPID RAT-BAT THING! I AM NOT LOOSING TO ZUTARA! DO YOU HERE ME?! I WILL KILL YOU, APPA AND KATARA HERSELF BEFORE I EVER LOOSE TO ZUTARA! DO YOU HERE ME!"
"Well I think all that choking has been distracting him," Rawles commented.