OwlCookies: I suppose while we wait for this story to have like wat? 52 reviews? lets go on and type ch 14 AND LETS MAKE IT LLOONNNGG! XD YEAH! LONG!

Xploding Bunnies: ummm sure :P

OwlCookies: wen i say make it long, i dont mean just me T.T cmon, u kno me, if u guys hadnt showed up, this story wud be all dramatic already...

OwlCookies: erm... ok then... O.O now since... we have 60 reviews... i suppose we shud rly start... UH... O_O *awkwardness*
I would like to give an enormous thanks to iheartfullmetal. why? BECUZ SHE REVIEWED MORE THAN U PPL DID O.O which er... kinda scared me... but made me happy at the same time ^.^ so yeah... yayz!
Also, thank u to the lovely Appleblx who is Heather in this story, for editing and actually seeing how xb, pnc, and i actually write these chapters ^.^
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"Holly," Lieutenant Colonel Frank Archer simply stated.

He was sitting down, alone at home, his chin lightly rested on his hands as he looked at the much younger girl straight in the eye.

"Is that your real name? Or maybe everyone else is calling you by an alias?"

Holly scowled and raised her knife. Already, it had had many of her other victims' blood splattered on the blade.

"Tell me, Holly. Where do you keep your weapon, while you're acting so innocent?" Archer questioned.

"My motives are none of your business." Blood lust scorched in her eyes.

"Oh but if you are to kill me, at least, answer my questions so I may die having my answers solved." His expression strangely lightened. "It's such a pity though. Having have seen you in the mens' room with the other children. If only it were you that stood up and helped your friends out. Are they really your friends? Do they know your secrets?" Slightly, Archer chuckled at the memory of Shannon's reaction to learning about puberty.

"They know nothing." Holly bit her lip in worry.

"Are you sure? Lately, I've been seeing cautious looks from them as they pass by you. Does Mustang know? Hawkeye? I'm quite certain that now, that they have a clue as to who you are."

Holly hissed furiously and grabbed her shirt collar, pulling him closer to her, and sneering in his face. "I'm going to kill you for what you've done."

Archer chuckled lightly again. "Me? Good heavens, what have I done? I know why you're here but I don't understand why you're killing the ones not involved. It's Briggs who you should be seeking revenge too. Central had nothing to do with the demise of your little... puny... village."

This time, Holly pointed her blade close to his neck. He felt it. He knew he was going to die. The slight trickle of blood down his neck screamed that his end was near. "That would be stupid of me to go after Briggs alone. Only you weak Central soldiers are all that I can deal with now. When the homunculi-"

"Oh I see. So you're with the homunculi? Don't be foolish child. If you think they would even lift a finger to help you, you thought wrong. Soon, my dear child, Mustang will figure out that it's you. He knows that it's you already, in fact. His suspicion was all on you. The only thing stopping him, was the others. They had to believe that you were Holly before he could act. And now, even they have the slightest suspicion of you. After you kill me, my soldiers will show all this evidence."

Holly's eyes trembled and she slightly scanned the room. Out of the corner of her eye, she could have sworn she saw a slight movement. In one quick slice, she slit Archer's throat. He collapsed as his eyes rolled to the back of his head. There was a thick feeling of suspense in the air. Quickly, Holly fled.

"They're going to get you.. Hhh..." That was all he had managed to choke out. He died painfully. (bwahah boohoo rest in peace u pedo dude XD-oc) (poor him :( moment of silence...okay its over-xb)(bwahaha awww but poor pnc! she cant come on :(-oc)
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Shannon's POV

"And that's what I needed to tell you all so suddenly. Right now because she's not here," Riza said.

Ali raised her hand. "So basically you're trying to tell us that while she's out killing someone else you dragged us into this supply closet to tell us that? Isn't that kinda mean to whoever she's killing? I mean, like, shouldn't you be saving that dude? Oh and on the supply closet note, we should really get out."

"What makes you say that?" Riza asked.

Ali pointed at me. "Shannon's in a corner, biting her thumb because apparently, she's claustrophobic." (im not actually claustrophobic...-oc) (sure sure thats what they all say-xb)(i went into a cavern wen i went camping. it was tight and a claustrophobic person freaked out. WAT NOW CHUM!-oc)

Riza sighed in exasperation as she opened the door. Gasping like a fish out of water, I began rolling around on the ground shouting, "FREEDOM!" very happily.

"Then what was the point in telling us that?" Hayley asked, feeling slightly annoyed.

"BWAHA! I TOLD YOU SO!" Heather shouted extremely loud.

"Of course. Now she says something decent." We all sighed.

Havoc walked over to me as I lay on the ground, gasping for air. He nudged my shoulder with his shoe.

"Geez Hawkeye. One of these days, I think you're going to kill her," he murmured, cigarette in mouth.

"YEAH! THEN YOU'RE GUNNA BE A CHILD MURDERER AND THEN AND THEN... Uh... I forgot what to say next..." Hayley muttered.

Riza bit her lip.

Ali nudged Hayley. "That must be a light topic."

"Huh. Chums."

"HOLY CHEESE!" Ali randomly exclaimed pointing outside. "I SEE Mr. McSteeve!(should i put mr. gerrity's name...? and for jenna: LOL MR. MCSTEEVE! XD)(DO !-pnc)(OK! XD-oc)"

We all looked outside the window.

"Ali..." Hayley started.

"That's not him," I added.

"That's a girl," Heather finished. (JUST for u appleblx, i added more of u-oc)

"WHAT?" Ali gasped pushing us aside and looking out the window. I handed her my glasses and she put them on. "Oh...Uhm...Oops..."

I snatched my glasses back. "Yeah. You're welcome for helping you correct your eyesight by lending you my glasses and making me blind."

"GEE THANKS."

"Once again, you're welcome."

"Gee thanks."

"You're welcome."

"Gee thanks."

"You're welcome."

"Gee thanks."

"You're welcome."

"Gee thanks."

"Shut up," Hayley added.

"Gee thanks," Ali continued.

"You're welcome," Hayley and I smirked.

"OH. MY. GOSH. FUERY! I HAS A QUESTION!" I exclaimed jumping up and down.

Fuery cringed. "Y-Yes...?"

I put the walkie-talkie thing in front of him. "I broked it."

He sweatdropped and sighed in relief. Getting out his screwdriver, he began to fix it.

While he did that, I dug into my pocket and pulled out like, 5 more and dumped it all in front of him.

"I'm not quiet sure I made it right. I tried practicing but I think I messed up."

Fuery finished fixing that one I made him fix and looked at the other ones. He pushed up his glasses slightly and examined them. Once he stopped, he gave them back to me.

"They're fine. Did you make it work yet?"

I thought for a moment then shook my head.

"BWAHAH! TECHNOLOGY NERDS!" Ali and Hayley cackled.

I used my lightningy alchemy on the walkie talkie things. Making no comment, I placed on in Ali's ear, then Hayley's. Then, I went into the closet and closed to door. I inhaled deeply.

"SHUT UP!" I yelled extremely loud into the walkie talkie thing.

Outside the closet, I heard Ali and Hayley scream in horror.

"AHHH! MY EAR!"

"IT HURTS!"

Smirking evilly, I walked out of the closet, grabbed the walkie talkie thingys and put them all in my pocket.

"I'm a special person." I grinned evilly as Ali and Hayley continued to scream in horror.

Out in the distance you could hear a big BOOM!

There was now an awkward silence.

"A gay baby was just born," I whispered to the nearest person. That just happened to be Roy. Of all people it had to be Roy. Geez.

"What the FU-BOOM!" Hayley mimicked.

There were more booms and that seemed to worry Roy and his lackies. Haha... lackies...

"Where's it coming from, chief?" Havoc asked.

The booms seemed to get nearer but now, you could hear a shrill and high pitched scream.

Once again, we looked outside the window. We all saw Hannah running away, screaming on top of her lungs, while military soldiers attempted shooting at her.

"AAAHHHH! HHHEEELLLPP MMEEE!" she screamed, horrified.

Havoc twitched nervously. "Should we help her?"

"Nope!" Heather chirped happily.

"I wasn't asking you."

"Nope," Roy told him childishly.

"What! Why not?"

"The case we're working on. She's-"

The door collapsed and Hannah stood there, panting heavily.

"Speak of the devil!" I exclaimed.

"Where have you been?" Riza asked curiously.

"I-I got lost!" Hannah whimpered.

I crawled up to her and patted her back.

"NUU! SHANNON! SHE'S GUNNA EAT YOU!" Heather squeaked.

"What are you talking about?" Hannah asked.

I backed away slyly. "Never mind~" I said mock-mysteriously.

Roy sweatdropped; Riza sighed.

"Give it up," Roy stated, looked annoyed and serious at the same time.

"Seriously, what are you talking about?" Hannah asked suspiciously.

"People these days," Hayley muttered, rolling her eyes. "Get to the point already."

"Holly," Roy simply stated.

Hannah's eyes trembled slightly. "What are you talking about? What about Holly."

"Don't act stupid." Now, Roy was smirking. "We all know that you're Holly and all the evidence needed was that of you killing Archer."

"WOAH WOAH WOAH! WAIT! BACK UP! HOLD UP!" Hayley exclaimed. "Archer is that guy you sacrificed? That guy who made Shannon get all scarred because she learned about guy puberty?"

Riza blinked. "I see now. That's why you were carrying Shannon." (bwahaha "riza said with a touch of relief")

"Bwahaha Riza must be so relieved," Ali laughed.

"What are you talking about! My name's Hannah!"

"As far as what General Armstrong told me, you're name is Holly. Because your village was near the border war of Drachma and Amestris, it was obliterated. The Briggs men, thinking your people was Drachman because of the darkness, they slaughtered you all. But you survived and they took you in. You and your husky dog Wolfie. But soon, your dog died and left you in complete despair. Because of that, you wanted revenge on the Amestris soldiers but you knew well how strong Briggs was so you started off in Central. Is that right?" Roy asked, raising an eyebrow.

Holly's expression darkened.

"You're right," she said. "But that's only the beginning."

I yawned. "I don't wanna hear long stories."

"Way to ruin the moment."

"You're welcome."

"Of course."

"You know, I remember watching this one tv show. It was really funny because... ok so like, these two people, they were like, the bad guys but they were like, in love with each other, but like, the good guy was like, going to kill them. But like, when one of the bad guys was like "nuu! don't hurt her! she's precious to me!" the good guy like turned around and started to walk away. But then, she like, heard a big boom behind her and turned around! And like, guess what she saw?" I explained.

"What?" Hayley asked.

"A giant boulder fell on them!" I chirped.

Ali wiped a fake tear and Hayley pretended to blow her nose. "It's so beautiful! How sad!"

"Thank kyu! Thank kyu!" I exclaimed happily as once again, elephants danced in the background and confetti rained down on me. PURPLE confetti! :D (YAY PURPLE! xD-xb)

"That...wasn't...random..."

"Yeah...Yeah...It... It really wasn't..."

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Considering our dilemma, Roy took it in his liberty to call someone to help us out. Well, because he couldn't burn our way out... someone *cough cough* Hannah aka Holly *cough cough* tore up his ignition gloves.

"Lieutenant," Roy said into the phone.

"Yes sir?"

"I kinda need some help..."

"What happened this time?"

"Well you see, the girls-"

"I don't want to hear it. Help yourself."

"YOU HAVE TO HELP US OR WE'LL ALL HAVE TO CHEW OUR WAY OUT THROUGH 22,000 KILOGRAMS(bwahha science vocab!-oc) OF CHEDDAR BUNNIES!" Roy screamed into the phone.

"Kilograms...?"

"You're not surprised about the cheddar bunnies...?"

"No."

"Oh... Uhm... can you help me? And realize I said me and not US."

"You can't expect me to help you through that."

I started jumping up and down behind Roy.

"ROY SAYS." Jump down.

Jump up. "HE." Jump down.

Jump up. "LOVES YOU!" Jump down.

"ROY SAYS HE LOVES YOU!"

"Sir, I seem I hear someone jumping in the background."

"Shannon says that I love you."

"That's inappropriate."

I jumped up again hearing her say that.(lol somehow) "YOU KNOW YOU LOVE HIM TOO!"

"Please help me?" Roy begged.

Riza groaned on the other end. "Fine."

"Geez! Royai fans these days!" Ali, Hayley, and Heather sighed.

"How did you guys order so many cheddar bunnies anyway?" Roy asked. We all looked at Hayley.

"Well, you see... I wanted to order 22 kilograms... but I kinda forgot where to put the decimal point... And then I remembered... but then I accidentally wrote a comma." Hayley(bwahha lol fail jenna! HEYLEY! ill fix it before aryssa sees :P-oc)(oops...-pnc)(...?-xb)(nothing *evil laugh*-oc) explained.

"How did you pay for all of it?" Roy raised an eyebrow. He didn't seem to want to find out.

"You know how Heather can be extremely quiet so you'd think that she is always there?" Hayley started.

"I guess...?"

"Most of the time, she's not there. Most of the time, she's pick pocketing out of your wallets..." she confessed.

"WHAT?" Roy reached into his pocket and pulled out his wallet. He looked through it and realized that over 500 cenz were gone. He looked up again and saw Heather, looking up at him with 522 cenz in hand.

"She's part ninja," I chirped. "OMFG. YOU KNOW THAT RIPOFF OF PILLOW PETS?"

"Happy nappers...?" Ali asked.

"YES! THEIR STUPID SONG IS STUCK IN MY HEAD!"

"They are happy~ Happy nappers~" Heather sang.

"NUUU!" I exclaimed running around in circles, plugging my ears.

"ITS A PILLOW~! ITS A PET! ITS A PILLOW PET!" Hayley and Ali jumped up and down, singing.

"BWAHAHAHA!" I laughed extremely hard.

"OMG! WHILE WE'RE WAITING, LET'S PLAY THE CARROT GAME!" Hayley exclaimed.

"...The carrot game?" Ali, Heather, and Roy asked.

"YEAH!" I exclaimed.

"We need a judge! Roy! You should be the judge!" Hayley exclaimed.

"But I don't want to play."

"TOO BAD!"

Quickly, Hayley and I dropped to the floor trying to be as carrot-like as possible while everyone starred at us awkwardly. We stayed like that for 5 minutes.

"Yoohoo who's the best carrot?" I whistled.

"Oh. OMG YEAH! THE CARROT GAME!" Ali exclaimed excitedly. She too joined us in our carrot-impersonation.

"I see how it is," Heather murmured after awhile. Now she was down on the ground trying to impersonate a carrot.

I sat up after like, another 5 minutes. "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TELL US WHO LOOKS LIKE THE BEST CARROT!" I growled at Roy. I looked around. "Hey, where'd he go?"

"I TOLD YOU GUYS HE WAS NINJA! THAT'S HOW HE GOT IN RIZA'S ROOM A FEW DAYS AGO WITHOUT US KNOWING!" Ali shouted.

"OMG! YOU'RE RIGHT!" I pointed to a tuft of black hair sticking out from behind Roy's desk. "Better luck next time Roy! You're too tall to hide behind there!"

I glomped him from behind his desk.

"AHH! DAMN IT! GET OFF ME!" He must have been totally freaked. XD

The phone rang. Cautiously, Roy got up to answer it.

"H-Hello?"

"Sir, you sound horrified. What happened?" It was Riza.

"I-I... I played the carrot game and ditched... I just got punished..."

"That's to much information... Oh, and by the way, I can't get past all these boxes. It fills up more than half of the hallway."

"Sigh... I guess I'll have to call Armstrong then."

He hung up and dialed Armstrongs phone number.

"Hello? You have just called the awesome Armstrong."

"Hey-"

"What was that? I couldn't here you over my booming muscles!"

"Wait! Hey! Armstrong!"

"Wait a moment... hold on... Give me a moment here..."

"ARMSTRONG!"

"Ahaha! You've just been fooled! This is my voicemail! Good-bye!"

Roy hung up the phone, burning red with anger.

"I know who to call!" Hayley exclaimed.

She snatched the phone from Roy.

"Hey! Gluttony! Are you hungry."

"YES! ME WANT FOOD!"

"Who's food...?"

Ali and I facepalmed. "FOOD IS ADJECTIVE! NOT A NOUN!"

Hayley stuck her tongue out at us. "I know where you can get some food! Come here over to Central Head Quarters! We have 22,000 kilograms of cheddar bunnies!" (i find it hilarious how wen i opened the document, it says tht it was updated by xploding bunnies 22 hours ago XD-oc)

"OK!"

About five minutes later, we all heard screaming and yelling and gun shots. Then there was an extremely loud "nomnom" sound. After like, another five minutes, we got Roy to open the door. He opened it and there was gluttony, noming on a box of cheddar bunnies.

"ALI! WE CAN EAT THE CHEDDAR BUNNIES!" Hayley exclaimed.

Together, they went after the remaining boxes of cheddar bunnies while Roy facepalmed at their action.

"I hope you get eaten," Roy muttered.

"I hope Riza dumps you in a ditch," Ali spat, stuffing cheddar bunnies in her mouth. (that's actually an EXTREMELY good comeback-oc)(y thank u :)-pnc)

"OOOHHH BURNN!" I exclaimed, rolling on the ground, laughing my butt of hysterically.

"BAD ROY PUN!" Hayley and Ali said in unison.

Roy staggered back, looking surprised and hurt. Obviously thoughts of Riza dumping put him in in extreme despair. :P Ali smiled triumphly and finished her fourth box.

Seeing that Ali finished her fourth box, I decided to dig in myself. "Nomnomnom..."

"How many boxes is 22,000 kilograms?" Hayley wondered.

"The world may never know..."

"The people who shipped the boxes sure do," I chirped finishing my second box of cheddar bunnies, one of the only things I eat fast.

"True that, true that," Ali remarked, finishing box number six.

"Hey," Heather said quietly. "Whatever happened to Hannah?"

"Crap... HAYLEY! ITS YOUR FAULT! YOU WERE WATCHING HER!"

"NO ITS NOT! ROY SHOULD HAVE BEEN WATCHING HER!" Hayley defended.

"ROOYYYY! YOU LOST THE MOST WANTED KILLER IN CENTRAL!" We all screetched.

"I thought that was Scar."

"Fine, the second most wanted killer. Same difference," Ali scoffed.

Strangely, Roy disappeared again.

"He totally bailed when Gluttony appeared," we all muttered.

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