AN:/ IM GONNA TRY RLLY HARD ON THIS ONE!
It was sunday so devi had to go ot church and pray to the lord and savoir jesus and also god. church was okay except it was full of old people and they smelled kind of funny but she prayed that they would die soon so that they didn't have to smell anymore
Inside the church devi saw Stephenie Meyer and E.L. James praying at the altar for their sins. all of a sudden edward cullen burst through the stained glass and stephenie gasped.
"i forgot how hot u were" she screamed and fell into a coma
"so much for praying" devi said and shook her head. what a dumbbutt. tjhs was no place for such antics.
suddenly! mr gay burst through the doors crying. he had angel wings and a halo above his head
"Mr gay! What are you doing here?" devi speweed
"i had to see you." he asaid, clutching her fingernails. "please don't leave me." he begans to sing the song by pink while crying ,also some snot went into his mouth
"gross" devi said. she did not like booger eaters that was just nasty
"we are in the house of the lord pull yourself together" she burped
"im sorry" mr gay spammed. "what will it take gor u to return to me?"
"let me go, christi," devi sid.