Chapter 14

"You have got to be kidding me." I said out loud. "Why is everyone so short? And really hairy?" I said, again out loud. We arrived in Bandle City five minutes ago. There was some bad news though. The car ran out of gas, I am hungry, and Yasumi is still knocked out. I sighed and walked into the city. Bandle City seemed pretty friendly, there were tall buildings, the sun was out, and every kid had a smile on their face. Problem was… Everyone looked so short. I thought I was a shrimp compared to Vi, but these people were worse. The roads were painted yellow, and a lot of shops were around. I walked around until my stomach started rumbling. I quickly found the nearest person and tapped on his…uh… this blue kid had strings coming from his head. "Excuse me uh… what's your name?" I asked the small blue kid. He turned around and he almost looked like a fish that turned human.

"The name's Fizz! And you are, no wait, you are Yasuo!" he said. My hunger went away when he spoke my name.

"You know my name?" I got on the ground to his height. "Please tell me who I am!" I asked. Fizz rubbed his chin and smiled.

"Okay!" he suddenly grabbed my sword, and ran off with it.

"HEY YOU LIITLE RUNT!" I ran towards him until he took a turn into a very small house. I had to crawl to get inside of this house, but the inside was fucking huge. I couldn't explore the house because I found the blue runt again.

"Catch me if you can!" He yelled. I ran after him, running through different hallways, until he crawled through another door. I ran straight through the door, but only to find more people like him, but actually have human skin colors.

"I got him Captain Teemo!" Suddenly Zac morphed to his original size. He must have jumped from my head.

"Thanks Teemo. My client needs the stuff." Zac said.

"What stuff? And who's Teemo?" I asked. A small flurry creature with little arms and legs jumped from a throne like seat.

"My name is Captain Teemo, the King of the Yordles. Fizz is my prince. My queen Tristiana is currently out on training missions. So you must be Yasuo. Zac has told me quite a lot about you. You lost your memory correct?" he asked. I nodded.

"Well we can't fully restore your memory, but we can give you some stuff to make you "see" it." I nodded but a loud noise came from behind me. I was pushed to the back of the room, knocking over Teemo's throne.

"YASUO! I WANT TO FUCK NOW!" Yasumi yelled. Oh shit, she must of went through another phase. "Who the fuck are these people? Doesn't matter, Yasuo meet me outside NOW." She said madly.

"What is wrong with her?" Fizz asked. I sighed.

"It's a long story…" I said. "Let me clam her down." I got up and walked outside. I saw Yasumi standing in front of Teemo's house. I tapped her shoulder.

"Yas- mmph!" Yasumi turned around kissed me. I pushed her away and she lunged at me again. "Look! I don't want to have sex with you!" I yelled.

"Oh yeah!" I'll make you fucker!" she yelled back. Yasumi took out her sword by was again knocked out by Zac.

"Thank you again Zac." I said, with my breathing on the heavy side.

"The bitch is crazy, but anyway I'll take her body to Teemo's room so she can be safe. Yasuo, get ready for the stuff." I nodded. We walked back into to Teemo;s small house. We walked to his room and I sat down on the couch. I took a deep breath while Zac and Teemo chatted. After a few minutes. Teemo and Zac came back.

"Alright Yasuo, I need you to put this in your mouth." He handed me a circle brown tube that seemed to be twisted a lot. I put the tip of tube in my mouth. "Now I am going to light it. I need you to suck the tip to release the "stuff" into your body. then afterwards push the smoke out of your nose. Got it?" I nodded. We did exactly as he said, but I didn't feel anything.

"So is it suppppppppp tooooo wrooooooooook…." I mumbled. My vision started to blur and soon… no… NO…. NOT AGAIN…. THE WHITE LINES.

I awoke in a forest. I rubbed my head and tried to speak, but no words came out. I stood up and walked out of the forest. As I was walking I heard shouting. It sounded like two men arguing. I quickly ran to where the voices were coming from. I pushed through trees and leaves, and almost tripped on the ground. Once I pushed through the forest, the sun nearly blinded me so I put my arm in the way. I focused my eyes in front of me to see two people standing in an open field. I ran up to them and… it was me talking another man. He had a similar pony tail and was shorter then me. we had the same tank skin tone, and he had the same sword as the other me. I waved my hand in their face but it looked like they couldn't see me. The other me sighed and started to talk.

"Yone please listen to me, I didn't do it!" he stared at the other man with tears in his eyes. I can actually hear their conversations this time.

"Liar! Our elder was killed using a wind technique! You're the only person who knows how to use the legendary art Yasuo. Quit your lying brother, fight me! I won't lose to you again!" BROTHER? I thought to myself. This must be the past yet again. The past me walked close to our brother and without any hostile actions Yone let him hug him. "Yasuo I looked up to you, you were always a rebel to our master. I wanted to be like that! I wanted to follow my own path just like you brother. Yasuo, why did you kill him?" He asked. I rubbed my chin, I killed an elder?

"I didn't kill him brother, please believe me. I left him to fight for Ionia, when I came back he was killed." The past me pleaded. Tears started flowing through my eyes at a very uncontrollable rate.

Yone pushed him away gently and started to laugh. "Even if you killed him or not, I still want to fight you brother, this fight will be for the code of honor we signed in blood." The past me tears started to come from his eyes as well. Yone took out his sword.

"Yone, fuck the code, help me find the real killer, my brother. We can prove my innocence together!" The past me said, Yone shook his head and laughed while the tears were flowing heavily from his brown eyes. My legs started to feel weak as hell, and I fell to my knees. I started to feel an intense pain in my chest, and I couldn't even watch the rest of the scene.

"I can't believe you brother no matter what you say to me. I know I will lose because you were always the better half, but at least I will die trying." Yone said. I looked up and Yone took a stance while the past me didn't even bother to take his sword out. Yone dashed to him and it was over. Yone fell over, spitting out blood. I stood up, slowly, and walked to my past self. I rubbed my eyes and looked up to the sky. My past self did the same. In union we said: "I will find him, and I will avenge you brother." My past self used his wind technique of some sort, and made a burial for our brother. He put him in the ground and covered his body. he put his sword into the ground, and ran off. The white lines appared and soon I was back on the couch with Teemo.

"Did my memory weed work?" he asked. I nodded and gave the little shrimp a hug.

"Thanks Teemo. I now know some of my past. But please, I have a question. Are you a league Champion?" I asked. Teemo shook his head, and Fizz jumped on the couch beside me. "We all are. What do you need?" he asked.

"Why did I come to the league? Do any of you know?" I asked. Zac walked towards me and morphed his hand into a big brown book.

"Let's see, let's see, Yasuo… Yasuo… Yasuo… AH here we go. Yasuo A.K.A Yasuo the unforgiven, is indeed broke-urrr is very over po-" Zac coughed, "Shit something in my throat. As I was saying, it says in this big ass book, you came to the league because you wanted revenge on whoever killed your brother. The killer of your brother… oh boy. Yasuo are you sure you want to hear this?" he asked. I nodded.

"Okay, you were framed for the murder of your elder during the Ionia war. After wards you came to the league of legends to find said killer. The killer is Riven." He said. My stomach dropped.

"She framed me? She is the one why I killed my brother? But I thought I was in a relationship with her!" I yelled. Zac sighed.

"Bitches these days man." Zac said. "The good news is you are recovering some of your memory. Now on wards to Shurima. If you use the crystal ball thingy, then you can get your full memory back!" Zac explained. "Oh and please. Fuck Yasumi man, she needs it." I rolled my eyes.

"I am not having sex with her. Also thank you again Teemo. I will be leaving now with her sword." I said. I stood up but someone grabbed my hand.

"Well I need help too! Can you help me Yasuo?" Fizz asked. I smiled and took a knee.

"What do you need?" I asked. Fizz smiled very widely. "I need help talking to a female. Well I guess you can call her half female." I rubbed my chin.

"A half female?" I said. He nodded. "Take me to her." I said. Fizz nodded again and walked out of the room. I quickly followed until someone grabbed my hand.

"Yasuo! Where are you going? Where are we?" she asked. I sighed again. Wait, she doesn't remember?

"We are in Bandle City. I am going to help Fizz with something. Are you okay now?" I asked. She had a big confused look on her face.

"How did we get here? Last thing I remember is being knocked out by something slimy as fuck." I snickered at her answer. "What's so funny Yas?" she asked. I laughed even harder when she asked that.

"Nothing, let's go. I need to help Fizz, then it's off to the next place." She folded her arms and blew one of her hairs out of her face.

"Okay, whatever you say captain." She said with a smile. I smiled back and we walked out of Teemo's house. We caught up with Fizz and followed him to the aquarium. The aquarium was a large area with a huge pool in the middle. It had diving boards around it and a place for people to sit.

"Okay, Yasuo I need help with this. I am …. Uh… a little scared to be honest. I don't know what to say…" He said sounding nervous. Fizz sat down and his flappy ears went down with him. I rubbed my chin, then scratched my head.

"Uh, well I do um…" I stammered my words, usually women come after me, not the other way around.

"Actually I can help yah Fizzie! First thing, where is this woman?" Yasumi asked. Fizz nodded and jumped into the pool. After a few minutes a woman came out of the pool with fizz on her neck. She landed in front of us. Half of her body was female, and the other half was the end of a fish. She had a tail and a trident just like fizz.

"So is this the uhh, half woman half fish that you like?" Yasumi asked. Fizz nodded.

"Her name is Nami." He said. Yasumi smiled and walked towards Nami, then grabbed her neck. She pulled her to the side and spoke with her, until they both came back.

"So fizz, confess. I told Nami how you feel. Now you just have to say it yourself!" Yasumi said. I looked around because I had the urge to lean on something. I walked to the side of the large pool and watched the events take fold.

"N-Nami, I uhh, I umm.." Fizz scratched his head with one finger. Nami covered her mouth with one of her hands and giggled. "Okay, here we go, I uh,.. I l-like you. Do you like me Nami?" he asked shyly. I smiled at the couple. Yasumi walked up to me and flicked my head.

"What's that for?" I said. Yasumi smiled and wrapped her arms around me. "Umm…. What are you d-doing Yasumi…" I said nervously. She smiled again and her soft lips connected with mine. In background however, Fizz was sharing his lips with Nami. Yasumi broke the kiss she gave me, and her face was red as usual.

"Sorry Yas, I was caught up in the moment so I... Yah know…" I sighed and scratched my head.

"I understand." I said, without having any feeling towards it. Yasumi leaned her head on my shoulder and kissed my neck. I looked over towards Fizz and they were nowhere in sight. I looked up and a familiar voice whispered in my head.

"Fuck her already. She is begging for it. Well if you aren't going to do it then I will!" Zac said. He must have climbed on my shoulder when I wasn't looking. I ignored Zac and looked at Yasumi. She looked so peaceful resting her head on my shoulder. I sighed and gave in. I really didn't want to do this, but I know what she wants. Maybe it can solve her mood swings.

"Yasumi, I uhh…. Do you want too umm…" I said nervously. Yasumi opened her eyes and smiled.

"Hell yeah we can fuck! I wanted to eat you up since I saw your sexy ass!" I laughed at her words. She has the "Vi Personality" and I actually didn't mind. But Sadly, I needed to get to the next city state before we uhh, do the thing.

"Sure, at the next hotel in the next city state." I said. Yasumi smiled and grabbed my neck.

"Fuck yes!" she yelled.

After a few minutes of saying goodbye to Teemo, and getting gas from a little guy called Rumble, I looked at the map and the next place, was… Wow the next place is Shrumia. I guess we will be on our way.

"Zac we are almost there. I can finally get my memories." I said.

"Haha, you ever wondered what the plot would be if you had your memories?" he asked. I rubbed my chin.

"Plot?" I asked.

"Yeah the, never mind. Onwards." He said. Zac is a very weird friend. Next stop Shriuma. Yasumi and I got into the car, and we were off.

A Few Hours Later

It was getting dark and I actually got tired of driving and I haven't gotten a good night rest in a while. Zac programmed the GPS and there was a hotel nearby on the next exit. We drove until we reached a very nice tall hotel building. It was named "The Bird Hotel." Zac laughed at the name for some reason, saying it was a pun on a guy named "Azir". We walked into the hotel, cheeked in for the night, and went to our room. I was so tired that I didn't even care for how the hotel looked, just to get a room. Our room was two beds, a kitchen on one side and a bathroom on the other. I went to the bathroom but someone closed the door behind me.

"Remember what you said?" it was Yasumi, and she was… completely naked, and holding… handcuffs?

"Where did you get those…" I asked. Yasumi laughed and using one of her hands, she grabbed the end of my pony tail.

"You are my bitch tonight." She said.

"Oh shit, I can't wait until the next chapter!" Zac yelled.

Sorry for the long ass wait. I can't make it up to anyone. But I am sorry... Enjoy!

Thank you for everything.

Also everyone who is still reading my older stories you are the shit!

-Later.