Chapter 14
Author's Note: This is word emphasis
This is dreams/flashbacks/mindscapes
This is book, movie, anime, and music titles
-This is texting-
* this is telepathy*
Usagi's Home:
The blonde couple, and Naru, are cursing Hawk Moth's very existence, his ancestors, and his parentage. Why, you may ask? Well...his latest victim happened to love the movie Groundhog Day, which meant for the past week and a half they had been trying to get the akumatized item. Thankfully Chronos was keeping the rest of the world paused while they dealt with this nightmare. Even teleportation, and the use of the Kaleidoscope only helped marginally. Dream Wolf, Phoenix, and Drago Blaze were also cursing Hawk Moth for this. Usagi snarls, " What we need is someone with the Power of Molecular Stasis or...Teleorbing. We need Chris Halliwell, dammit. "
Adrien smirks, " Call Zelretch, and have him snatch the Chris that died to keep his brother from turning evil. "
Usagi sends an SOS text to Zelretch, explaining what they needed and why.
Clock Tower:
Zelretch blinks as he reads the text Usagi had sent him through a second, and then third time, so great was his disbelief at what she was asking of him. Once he realizes she wasn't joking the cackle he let loose completely terrified all of the Clock Tower's Inhabitants. He snaps his fingers, and the dying Christopher Perry Halliwell appears in front of him. Zelretch easily heals the twenty-three year old, and Chris looks at him once he comes to, " Why the hell did the Wizard Marshal of all beings save me? "
" One of my fellow trolls needs your assistance in dealing with a problem. She, and her fellow Miraculous Holders are dealing with a villain that Hawkmoth gave the ability of repeating the day to. In other words Groundhog Day. They've already repeated the same day for a week and a half. Chronos has to keep the rest of the world paused until they manage to get the akumatized item, purify the akuma, and use the Miraculous Ladybug power. " Zelretch explains.
Chris blinks at the reply, " Okay, what the hell, why not. Teleorbing, right? "
" Correct, and the best thing is that you'll be able to stay in your new dimension, not have to deal with being Wyatt's little brother, and Umika would be thrilled to have someone whom can act as an extension of her when it comes to her magomusume. The Ladybug in your new dimension is the girl who would have become Sailor Moon, Marinette has the Phoenix Miraculous, and Alya CĂ©saire further down the road will receive the Racoon Miraculous. " Zelretch replies.
Chris can't help but laugh, " Snatch up my little sis from my future, Little Leah, she'd absolutely love this. Make her your apprentice, do whatever, but one of her counterparts becoming Ladybug before meeting that Loki be damned Romance Blocker that has no Common Sense whatsoever. Her exact words in regard to the black furred female feline that talks. "
Zelretch smirks, " Deal, now we will need to change your appearance as the story of your family was made into a Prime Time Television show, you'd be recognized in a heartbeat, and while it would be amusing to make you suffer your fangirls, my trolling cohort would make me regret pulling something like that. "
Usagi's Home:
Naru looks at her best friend, " I cannot believe you're snagging a Christopher Perry Halliwell to help out with this situation. "
" I have to, dammit. Only Halliwells with whitelighter genetics have the capability of Teleorbing or Telekinetic Orbing. Paige demonstrated it first, but Chris understands the shades of gray, unlike the rest of the Halliwells shown on TV. " Usagi mutters, " The only way we're getting that damned item is if it's grabbed from a distance. "
" She's right, even my stealth hasn't helped, though I did get my paws on the Bastet be damned item. " Adrien says, they had done everything, and every fucking time they even attempted to grab the item the day got re-started, without fail.
Sadly Naru knew this all too well, because she, unlike the Parisians remembered the redos. After the third time Usagi had started a creative Italian swearing rant that lasted for five and a half hours. Adrien and Naru had recorded it, and had Usagi toss the recording into her subspace pocket, " Tikki, next time we see Nooroo we're so kicking his ass for this. " Plagg says flatly.
" Agreed, there is no excuse for giving someone this kind of power. This is just annoying. Nooroo's ass will be grass for this. " Tikki snarls it out. The normally peaceful Kwami was getting sick of reliving the same day all the damned time, so she should be excused if she wanted to shove her foot where the sun don't shine on Nooroo.
Adrien looks at his partner, " How badly are the rest of you Kwami that have to deal with this nightmare going to make the Moth Kwami pay anyhow? "
" Tikki is feeling homicidal, what do you think? She's the pacifist of the Kwami. " Plagg deadpans.
Adrien, Usagi, and Naru all look at Tikki, and Usagi blinks, " Huh, didn't feel her rage because we're all walking powder kegs at the moment. Is there going to be anyone that will need special venting after this? My challenger has yet to learn their lesson so I can vent that way, Adrien can unleash his pet on someone to assuage his rage issues, and Naru will most likely work on some new jewelry after this. "
" Dream Wolf, we're reliving the very day her mother was murdered. " Adrien says, oh how that had been a fun meeting, the filling in of the others of their civilian identities. Marinette, Diana, and Nino had found out during the Lady Wifi mess, all of their Miraculous' had fallen off while they were trapped in that freezer. Thankfully for them all, as Phoenix, Marinette naturally exuded a lot of heat, though Diana was still trying to figure out how the hell her barrettes fell off. Needless to say, Usagi and Diana, while both not being able to stand any version of Bitch Barbie just barely tolerated each other. Usagi was the type of senshi in which no one was supposed to know unless they were a sibling, lover, or had the intelligence to figure things out for themselves.
Diana worked closely with the Keyblade Bearers so they needed to know her civilian identity. Usagi didn't care that those whom knew filled out some of Adrien's pet stating they would not talk, it still went against everything Usagi was taught as part of being a senshi. They mostly just tolerated each other, though they were working together to find out whom set the Milieu after Usagi. Diana was also working on thoroughly destroying her half-sister's reputation to the point that she wouldn't even be able to make money on her back. The only highlight of reliving the same damned day for a week and a half was that Diana had more time to plan.
Usagi's head whips to the left when she hears the distinctive sound of orbing, and she cackles, " Why red? " she asks him.
The former Chris Halliwell, now Chris Albarn, Umika had jumped at the chance to adopt him into the family, he was basically a demon hunter already anyhow, grins, " I may be a closet Naruto fan, and fully hope that I gain replication as a power, if only so I can make my own version of the Harem Jutsu. Either that, or have Zelretch deage me, send me to Konoha, and I'll pretend to be Naruto's cousin. "
Usagi grins, " What's your new name? "
" Your grandmother adopted me in as your older brother, I'm Chris Albarn now, Zelretch filled me in, so what's the akumatized item? "
" It's a stopwatch that the victim never lets go of. It's fastened to the right wrist like an armlet now. I'm the one whom has come the closest to actually getting the damn thing. I had my paws on it when the day restarted yet again. " Adrien admits.
" Why as Usagi's older brother anyhow? " Naru asks Chris.
" Simple, in her third life in my home dimension she's my youngest sister, Leah Selena Halliwell. Zelretch is getting her as we speak, and I just know she's going to laugh her ass off when she finds out one of her counterparts screwed over Bitchenity's plans by becoming Ladybug. " Chris deadpans.
Usagi, Naru, Adrien, Plagg, and Tikki all have What The Fuck looks on their faces, though Plagg was the first to recover, " Tell me, have you unlocked a Whitelighters ability to heal? " Plagg asks him.
" No, and I had to find out my older brother had powers from the womb. Seriously, I already have an Inferiority Complex with him, learning that did not help, and then I get turned into a damned Spider Demon, though it was interesting to have my mom drink the antidote which inoculated me. It was nice to work out some of my issues with my father however. " Chris admits.
" Hmm, Marinette received the Phoenix Miraculous, Usagi doesn't have the Crystal yet, so she can't unlock your healing power. You can make us potions though. " Plagg states.
" Umika's cleared me with the Demon Hunter's Guild, and they've agreed to help me get whatever ingredients I need to make any potion I want to. Hell, they're happy I know how to make general vanquishing potions as well. I have the Book memorized. Hmm, there's an idea, let me summon my ancestress, Melinda, and ask for a copy of the Book that Leah and I can add to. Trust me, it'll be worth it. " Chris says.
He creates a ring of white candles, calls the elements in order to cleanse the area, and lights the candles before inhaling, " Power of the Witches Rise, Course Unseen Across the Skies, Come to Me Who Calls You Near, Come to Me, and Settle Here. "
" Blessed Be, my grandson. " Melinda Warren says as she steps outside the ring of candles to take corporeal form.
" Blessed Be, Grandma. " Chris says as Melinda hugs him, he introduces everyone to her, and then asks for a copy of the Book of Shadows with the same protections.
Melinda smiles, " Certainly, I can do that for you, Chris. You, out of all of my descendants actually understand that sometimes you have to morally ambiguous things to get the job done. The Queen of the Valkyries certainly understood why you had to kill one of her own. I am glad you're having Leah brought here as well, even if she's going to be busy Trolling the Unholy hell out of people that deserve it throughout the Multiverse. "
Usagi blinks, " I so want video evidence if she trolls any honest to Truth Tsunderes. "
" Done, my second life counterpart. " Leah Albarn states, " May I just say it sucks to only be thirteen, about the only place I'd be able to have any 'adult' fun is Naruto. "
" You gonna go troll Tohsaka Rin? " Usagi asks.
Leah blinks, and cocks her head to the side, " I was actually thinking of trolling Vegeta. "
Usagi looks at her reincarnated counterpart, and promptly laughs her ass off, " Oh, Eris, I never would have thought Vegeta of all people is a Tsundere, but I can so see it. You gonna try, and snatch Gohan before Videl gets her claws into him? "
" You know it. Videl is waaaay too much like his mother to be good for him. At least with me I can get him to lighten up, take him to different dimensions where he can get a good fight in, without his mother bitching at him to study, and keep Goku from dying again. Seriously, he needs to be in Goten's life, and more importantly rein his damned wife in. Chichi was not a good choice of life partner for him, and she was a damned Tsundere as well. "
" Troll the Unholy Helheim out of Chichi as well. " Usagi says blandly, " Oh, and bring some Capsules back for us. "
Adrien snickers, " I can always direct my pet towards those that deserve it. "
Leah blinks, " Pet? "
Usagi smirks, " I am the Kitsune, and Adrien's known as The Tamer. "
" Tamer of what? " Leah questions, she'd switched her hair to a slightly lighter hue of red that Chris had chosen.
" That which deities flee from, a demon so foul, that not even Koenma is able to win against it. " Usagi deadpans.
Leah Albarn's eyes double in size as she looks at Adrien, " You've made that Kami forsaken Hell Beast your pet? "
Adrien cackles at the look on her face even as Usagi snaps a photo of it, " Slayed, Tamed, and can send to anyone whom pisses me, my Enabler, or my Queen off. " Lune and Alexandre, well, both felines were rather irritated as well. Even they had tried to get the damned akumatized item off of the latest victim only for time to get rewound. Hence why Usagi had called in a ringer, she wanted to live the next day, dammit!
Dupain-Cheng Boulangerie-Pâtisserie/Paris in General:
Nino watches as Diana makes strangling motions with her hands as they watch the news with Marinette. They had tried several methods to get that damned item, Phoenix had used her Tessen to try and knock it off, he'd tried to tackle the fool, and grab it, but time had been rewound before he could, Dream Wolf had tried to choke the fool out only for time to rewind as well. Hell, Lune, and Alexandre, Chat's cat, and Ladybug's actual Kneazle, she had a Magic be blessed Kneazle as a pet, had even tried to get that damned item. To date Chat was the only one to come closest to getting the damned thing.
-Nino, you all up for another attempt? Usa brought in a ringer with help from the red eyed, fanged, pain in the ass.-
-What kind of ringer?-
-Honest to Loki Chris Halliwell, now Chris Albarn, adopted into Usa's paternal family as her older brother. She had a certain Multidimensional Troll snap him up after Gideon stabbed him. Oh, Diana is being offered an opportunity to help Konoha out during the Invasion Arc as an Independent Contractor that can't stand pedophillic snake lovers.-
Nino has to re-read that text from his best friend, and then he starts whistling God Bless the Queen once the information fully assimilates, " Nino, you're freaking us out. " Marinette says.
" Kitsune had the Fanged One bring in a ringer to get that item. Either of you watch season six of Charmed? " Nino asks.
" I did, why? " Marinette asks him.
" Whom died in the season finale? " Nino asks her.
" Dear Suzaku, you're telling me Usagi had Christopher Perry Halliwell brought in? " Marinette asks.
" That's what I'm saying. Telekinetic Orbing can actually get that damned item, so we can finally experience an actual tomorrow after a fucking week and a half. Oh, you've been offered the opportunity to help out during the Konoha Invasion arc, pre-Shippuden, as an Independent Contractor that takes offense to pedophillic snake lovers to work out your agression over what has happened, Di. " Nino says.
Diana whips around to look at Nino, " I can actually meet Tenten? Hell yes, sign me the fuck up! "
-Diana accepts, she wants to meet Tenten.- Nino sends back.
" Ryurix, Flame On! "
" Kiba, Fangs Bared! "
" Phina, Ash Ascension! "
At the same time at Usagi's place, " Tikki, Spots On! "
" Plagg, Claws Out! "
Once they've all arrived, including the felines, Chris orbs to them, Leah was catching up with Naru, she missed her best friend from her second life, dammit! Chris watches as the Miraculous Holders draw the victim's attention before he gets a good view of the item. He grins, and with a casual flipping of his palm, it appears in his hand, " Yo, Ladybug, one akumatized item for you! "
The victim blinks and looks at his wrist before cursing the red headed young adult male out. Ladybug grins, " Come on over, Hunter Albarn. "
Chris orbs over, and Ladybug cackles as she breaks the item under her heel while swinging her Lucky Charm, " Time to de-evilize! " The magical yo-yo snaps around the black moth, and then snaps back to Ladybug's waiting hand, " Bye-bye little butterfly, " she says, and then tosses her Lucky Charm up into the air, " Miraculous Ladybug! "
Chris orbs Alexandre, Lune, Chat, and Ladybug back home while the others all swear under their breath about it being unfair that they could teleport.
Azumano:
Inside Daisuke's mindscape Dark sits up, he had noticed time had been stalled, for lack of a better word, for a week and a half. He just didn't know why, though Mercury had asked for his help specifically when the Rainbow Crystals surfaced, apparently the Maboroshi no Ginzuishou had been split into eight pieces, the Rainbow Crystals that sealed away the Seven Shadows, and the last piece that was with the hime, as the damned rock was her life force, or her Star Seed. Dark had agreed to stealing the gems, since they should only end up in the Hime's hands, and no one else's. Sailor Mars was much easier to deal with after she had taken her last life to task, kicked her ass, and sealed her up with Gilgamesh's chains. Dark had about laughed himself sick when he was told that. She even reinforced the door she had her bitch of a last life sealed behind as well.
Naruto verse, Konoha Invasion Arc:
Sand and Sound ninja all run screaming from the girl that was all too happy to stab them with her unusual weapon, it had a ball with several spikes on it, attached to a wooden handle via means a linked chain, and the thing apparently hurt like a bitch whenever hit by it, as evidenced by the howls of agony from all hit by it. Then the worst thing happened for Hyuuga Neji's peace of mind, when the wielder of this unusual weapon saves Tenten, his teammate with it, " Who are you, and where can I get one of those? "
" I'm Diana, and Independent Contractor that hates people like the Snake Sannin, and since this is his invasion force, well, let's just say causing pain for the idiots whom were stupid enough to believe the moron's lines is rather cathartic for me, and this is a Morning Star, the Mace's more brutal cousin. "
" Tenten. Where can I get one? "
Tenten was using a Kusari-gama at the moment to deal long distance death to the morons that thought her village was a place to invade, while Neji deals with the close combat defense, and Diana handles mid-range. " I'm sure I can give the blacksmith's shop the schematics to make one for you. "
" What's your favorite weapon? "
" The underappreciated Caltrop, the more painful cousin of the children's game known as Jacks. " Diana immediately states.
Neji is whimpering in his mind, there was someone else that likes sharp, pointy, spiked implements of death to near orgasmic levels like Tenten? Dear Kami above, there couldn't be two of them, there just couldn't!
Usagi's Home:
Usagi is cackling, " Do you see the look on Neji's face at realizing there are two of his female teammate? "
Leah is howling, " Oh, this is fucking hilarious. That stuck up Hyuuga looks like he's been sucker punched! "
" Go Diana! Kick the asses of the Snake Pedo's minions! " Adrien calls out, even Chris and Naru were calling out encouragement as they watch Diana vent her rage in a healthy manner.
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