{disclaimer: this is not an accurate representation or substitution for the disney parks, as well as this not representing a single park, it's more of an mix-match of parks,rides may be changed or condense for the sake of humor or storyline, this chapter is more me having fun writing than anything else, I hope you enjoy!)

(author's note: welcome to part 2 of the disney vacation special! This chapter is also gonna be pretty long and happens directly after the last chapter! And is longer than the last chapter!)

The group walked into line, magic bands on, entering the main gate

"Where do you guys wanna go first?!" Kane asked like an excited puppy

"Home…..on Mewni….away from you" Heckapoo said

"Yeah you're kind of a psycho dude" Romulus said

"...I wanted to make a lightsaber and meet Kylo Ren" Saturn sighed

"You can't seriously be going with this Saturn!" Marco shouted

"Does it look like we have a choice Marco?" Star asked grabbing a map "Ok so where are these light saver thingies?"

Saturn groaned "Lightsabers, there somewhere around the Star tours ride, that's on the other side of the park, we'll make those last, we're in fantasyland right now, Anyone want to go anywhere specific?"

"Big Thunder Mountain" Taker answered in his ominous voice

"ok so that would be in frontierland…..and it's over there" Star looked at the map

"This is ridiculous!" Urania said in frustration

"Look Great grandma Urania, We don't have a choice, if we want to live we have to enjoy this vacation!" Star pointed out

"…..Fine, let's go to the Thunder Mountain" Urania said as the group walked towards frontierland

The group eventually found big thunder mountain and got in line

(arena)

"Welcome back to MECCW, I'm Hank Hill, I sell propane and propane accessories, and with me on commentary is former NXT champion, Corey Graves and WWE hall of famer, Jim Ross." Hank said

"and coming up soon is a tremendous match, Mankind is going to make his Meccw Debut, facing rose quartz in an extreme rules match!" JR said

"That's Assinine, Rose quartz isn't real" Hank said "It's a story that people like my friend Dale listen to because they don't trust the government"

"Rose quartz is real Hank, and I think you owe your buddy dale an apology" Corey said as he handed hank a photo of himself and rose backstage for this very conversation.

"I owe Dale five bucks" Hank said "and an apology, a good honest man admits when he's wrong"

"The following match is set for one-fall, and is an extreme rules match, which can be one by Knockout,Pinfall or submission!" The announcer stated "Introducing first from long island, new york, (insert height and weight here) Mankind!" The announcer shouted as the titantron turned on

"Here comes mrs. Foley's baby boy" JR said as a short man wearing a strange mask, clad in loose fitting office attire walked out of the backstage area, holding a strange bat in one hand, he slowly climbed into the ring, the crowd cheering, before he sat in the middle of the ring and began to rock back and forth. Afterwards getting up

"And from gem homeworld, weighing…well technically nothing, at a height of 6'4 Rose quartz!" rose walked down and climbed into the ring. The ref diving in and explaining the rules before the bell rang

(Disney)

The group eventually reached the point of the ride itself

"How many in your group?" A lady asked

"shit…..two per seat" Saturn noticed he was next to Urania.

"I'm not sitting with that horrid beast!" She stated

"Too bad, everyone else is paired, unless you want to sit with paul your sitting with Saturn" Undertaker stated

"13" Festivia smiled standing next to eclipsa

"Row's 1-7 please" she smiled opening the gate, the group sitting in the roller coaster car

"Why do i have to sit with you?" Urania sighed

"Because god hates me" Saturn muttered strapping in

"Come on Marco!" Star grabbed Marco's arm and ran into the train car

"Come on Mama!" Festivia smiled as she and Eclipsa got into the roller coaster car

"GET IN" Undertaker said ominously to moon

"I don't really want to" She said climbing in next to the deadman

The mewnian vacationers buckled up as the train went through a tunnel, twisting and turning

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Saturn shouted"Faster! Faster!" he chanted

"Will you stop that you insufferable peasant?" Urania asked

"Will you stop being a bigot?" He asked before imitating a british accent "I cannot have this filthy beast amongst me!" he said as urania huffed

"Will you two stop?" Undertaker asked aggravated as the ride tilted, festivia screaming behind him

Saturn sighed "I'll try…...if she tries to be less bigoted" Saturn said

"...Ok then Saturn, deal…..though i'm not shaking your hand" Urania said gripping the handle bar for dear life

"There don't you feel better?" Undertaker asked as the ride raised upward before dropping gradually, twisting and turning

"YEEEEEEEEEEEES" he said as the ride's track twisted to the side

"SATURN! IS THIS THING SAFE?" Marco shouted from his seat

"yeah Marco, hundreds of thousands of people go on this ride everyday" Saturn pointed out as the ride approached a tunnel before coming to a stop,

"now that you mention it, there is a lot of people"

"What did you guys think?" Kane asked as everyone got out of the car

"Let's do it again!" Star shouted

"I thought it was pretty cool" Saturn said

"I liked it immensely" Urania said

"What about you mom? How'd you like it?" Saturn asked

"Well, I thought it was exhilarating" Eclipsa said

"that's what I like to hear" Kane smiled

"Now what?" Jasper asked

"I dunno, where do you wanna go jasper?" Kane asked

"We have a fastpass for haunted mansion soon" Undertaker pointed out

"Alright then, let's make it over to that direction" Saturn said

(Arena)

Mankind began to stare rose quartz down "Go ahead, make the first move" He said

"What?" Rose questioned

"I'm Mankind! I SURVIVED A 20 FOOT DROP ONTO AN ANNOUNCER BOOTH AND A DROP THROUGH A 20 FOOT STEEL CAGE IN ONE NIGHT! You think I can't handle one punch from a crystal gem?" Mankind said "It's for the entertainment of the MECCW Multiverse, you don't have to hit me hard"

"Ok Mick, If this is what you want" Rose sighed punching Mick, surprisingly not making Mankind topple over

"BWAHHH, He's still up after that?" Hank asked, his friend Dale had told him about the strength of a crystal gem.

"What are you?" Rose Quartz said under her breath

"I'm Mankind! Now give me your best shot" Mick said "Go ahead summon your shield, your gonna need it"

"I don't understand, How are you still up?" Rose asked

"Just throw another punch!" Mick shouted as rose tried to punch him but missed, Mick kicking rose in the stomach before a DDT

He got up and began to rock back and forth smiling, he then slipped out of the ring and reached under the apron, finding a steel chair and slipping back into the ring, smashing it across rose's face as she got up before irish whipping her into a corner, and DropKick!

Mick got up and clotheslined Rose before hitting her with the chair "Come on! This is wrestling kid!" The ref shouted at rose "Defend yourself! If you don't fight we're all gonna die!" Mick explained "Please, for the sake of earth"

"...die?"

"Come on you think i really wanna fight you, after everything you've done for my planet"

She tightened her fist. "I may not know what's going on. But I am willing to do anything to protect this planet." She got out her shield. "That includes fight a human being" she got up and swung at folley

"This is gonna be good" Corey said as the titantron turned on
"h'wat the hell is going on here?" Hank asked as the titantron showed red bold letters saying 'Anarkay'

"ANARKAY, ONE OF THE OTHER ANARKY'S!" Jr shouted as an anarkay walked out, gripping a mic

"MANKIND, ROSE QUARTZ, WE MUST FIGHT AMONGST OURSELVES, WE NEED TO STICK TOGETHER AND FACE GM AND CYPHER!" he spoke

"he's right, why are we fightin'?" Mick asked

"ARE WE GONNA FIGHT FOR THE LIVES OF OTHERS!" Anarkay shouted

"YES! YES! YES!" The crowd chanted

"ARE WE GONNA FACE GM? THAT COWARDLY SO-" Anarkay's mic was cut off before he was ambushed by GM from behind

"I'm cowardly punk? You hide behind that mask, at least I can show my face!" GM said to the Anarkay before looking up "As for you two, why aren't you fighting? Time is money and I can destroy your home dimension with the snap of my fingers"

"We refuse to fight" Rose said dropping her shield making it disappear,

"Oh not this shit" GM groaned "you two think your gonna start a little rebellion, you thought wrong, In the words of Roman Reigns this is my yard, and that means I tell you what to do, if I want you to fight Frank Mir, you fight Frank Mir, no exceptions. When I tell you to go toe to toe with folley you go toe to toe with folley"

"GM you think these people are stupid? You think they don't know what your doing? Or why?!" Mankind asked as the lights turned yellow

"Well well well, if it isn't old Mickey" an auto tuned voice said

"CYPHER! I KNEW IT WAS YOU!" Mankind shouted

"You know I should've eradicated you the moment I met you" Bill continued "your stupid, but I never thought you'd be so stupid to defy me!"

"What's he talking about?" Rose asked

Mick sighed "years upon years ago, I sold my soul to him for immeasurable pain tolerance and combat prow ace, I didn't think it would cost the multiverse"

"Who is he?" Rose asked

"My co-GM" GM said

"Bill cypher" Mick said into the mic

"Is this Bastard trying to threaten america, I'm gonna kick GM's ass" Hank got up and walked towards the ring with a mic in hand

"GM, I don't know who you think you are, but if you think you can threaten america, well you have another thing coming, i'm gonna whip your ass, tonight!" Hank said

"Ok , we may have to wait until after commercials though…..you two, get outta the ring, i know your not gonna fight so don't waste my time" GM said

"This is asinine! Fine!" Hank said

(Disney World)

The group was now in line for the Haunted Mansion,

"Welcome, right this way into the chamber" A woman in a maid outfit said as the group walked into a room

"Everyone into the center of the room please, make room for everyone please" another maid said as everyone squished together

"FAMILY HUG!" Festivia said happily

"...sure kid" Taker said after a few seconds as the opening in the wall behind them closed, in the chamber there was paintings across the wall

"Welcome very foolish mortals, to the haunted mansion" A disembodied voice said "I am your host, your ghost host, now please move in together, make room for everyone, There isn't any turning back now" he cackled

"Who are all these people?" Eclipsa asked

"These right here foolish mortal are some of our guests in there corruptible mortal states" He answered as the room began to stretch showing more to the pictures, a man sitting atop other men struggling in quicksand, a woman atop a wire above crocodiles

"Marco look, the rooms stretching" Star pointed out

"But is the room really stretching or is it just your imagination? And what's this observation, there are no windows and no doors! Which means there is no way out!" He cackled

"MAMA! Saturn! I'm scared" Festivia said as Saturn held her closer "Hey sis it's ok, it's not real, it's just a ride, it's just a ride"

"Well…..there's always my way!" the lights turned off and a scream was heard, this made Festivia hold Saturn closer

The ghoul chuckled "Did I frighten you mortals? I didn't mean to scare you prematurely, here I will open an entrance to the next area" The lights turned on and an opening well opened

"Can i sit with you saturn?" Festivia asked

"Sure sis" Saturn held his sisters hand, as did Eclipsa

"It's ok little one" She said as they got into a clamshell cart together, festivia in between Eclipsa and Saturn

"Ohhh yes my son, and my Undertaker, will you ride this journey with me?" Paul asked before the three got in a clamshell cart

"Mom, You want to ride with me and Marco?" Star asked

"Sure sweetie" she said as the group got in a cart

"That leaves you and me weakling" Jasper said to urania

"Don't call me a weakling" Urania said as she and jasper got into the ride

"Do not fasten the safety bar, i shall do it myself" the ghoul lowered the safety bar as the shell moved into a corridor of doors as they call it a man in a coffin struggling

"Help! Let me out of here" He said loudly the buggy passing him

"It's ok Festivia, it's just a machine, it's not a real person" Saturn said holding his sister

"You will be ok little one" Eclipsa said

"The ghosts and ghouls shall materialize any moment now, They have felt your sympathetic vibrations and are awaking for a swinging wake." The ghost host said as the carts passed a window, showing Ghosts of all sorts ballroom dancing

"Of course, they will expect me any moment, i shall return" The ghoul said as the carts ascended into an attic where there was a ghost with blue see-through aesthetics wearing a bride's dress, she held an axe and smiled

"In sickness and in …..Wealth, you may now kiss the bride, till death do us part, I do…..I did" She said as Festivia burrowed into Saturn as the cart exited through an attic window into a graveyard

Ghosts singing and dancing happily as Festivia held Saturn shouted.

"Are you ok sis?" Saturn asked as Festivia shook her head no "It's ok, it'll be over soon sis" he held Festivia tightly as they went through a tunnel

"Oh, there you are" The ghoul said "And just in time, i forgot to mention something, beware of hitchhiking ghosts!"

"What?" Eclipsa asked as they passed a mirror showing a ghoul sitting on top of their car with it's thumb up

"They will follow you home until you return to meet their quota, Now i shall raise the safety bar and a ghost will follow you home!" He said as the safety bar rose. The group exiting

"What did you guys think?" Kane asked

"I think this was a bit much for festivia" Saturn said

"Are you ok young one?" Urania crouched down to her eye level

"Yea grandma Urania, i'll be ok" She hugged Urania

"It's alright kid" Undertaker said "It was all fake, Kane and I have a certain bond with the supernatural, and we couldn't feel any souls in the attraction Festivia"

"Re-Really?" Festivia asked

"Yeah kid" Undertaker said

"Now where to?" Kane asked

"Somewhere less scary" Festivia said as they exited the ride

"Splash mountain sounds good" Eclipsa said as a blue towel with eyes walked up to the group

"Don't forget to bring a towel!" He said

"…..Thank you Towelie" Kane sighed

"Did that towel just talk?" Marco asked Jasper

"I don't understand any of this kid" Jasper said back

"Anyone wanna get high?" He asked

"NONE OF US WANT TO GET HIGH TOWELIE!" Kane shouted

"okay" the towel walked away

"Splash mountain sounds good" Kane said as they walked to splash mountain getting in line, before waiting…..and waiting…..and waiting…and waiting before arriving at the rides boats

"How many in your group?" A man asked

"13" Festivia said

"rows 1-4 please" He said as the group divided, the magic committee together, Kane with his brother, father and tag team partner, Festivia, Saturn, Eclipsa and Star in a row, Urania, Marco and Moon in the last.

Voice over was heard "Grandpa Grandpa! Please tell us the Br'er rabbit story again!" a child said

"Well there was one day on splash mountain that was just one of those zippitydoda days" the grandfather said as the safety bar was lowered

"For your safety and the safety of others, please keep your arms, legs and feet inside the log, please watch your children, and have a Zippitydoda ride" a man said as the log floated away into a tunnel

"A long while ago, Brer rabbit was goin' out for a walk, well I say that brer rabbit was headin' towards trouble" The man spoke as the log fell down a hill landing in an area with animatronics of all sorts singing before going into a tunnel with more animals

"This attraction is completely and utterly ridiculous" Urania huffed

"Hey…...Urania, shut up" Saturn said from the front

"Look singing animals Mama!" Festivia pointed out

"That's quite….interesting" Eclipsa said

"How do ya do? Mighty fine greetin'" the animals sang

"This is really weird" Star said as they entered an area with a rabbit and bluebird talking

"I've had enough of this dumb ol' briar patch" He said

"He's looking for a bitta fun now" The bird tweeted

"Now what's wrong with fun?" Eclipsa asked

"It's not allowed on my minecraft server" Saturn joked confusing everyone "...nevermind"

The rabbit jumped away

"Stop jumping around brer rabbit, you'll run out of breath" The bird said

"Well the grasshoppers jump, so do the fleas, i do what i like to, because it suits me" The rabbit responded as they floated away

"Since brer rabbit's goin on an adventure, i think it's Time to make our plan to catch brer rabbit" a fox said as the boat floated to another area called the laughing place

"Oh no, that fox is gonna catch the rabbit" star said the groups log falling down a hill before showing brer fox looking into a bee hive getting stung as the rabbit laughed

The music growing ominous as they entered an area where the fox had brer rabbit stuck in the beehive, holding him by his ears

"What are you doing brer fox? Let me go!" The rabbit said

"Well brer rabbit, how about you see my laughing place? You won't be doin much laughin" The fox chuckled

"Oh no, the fox is gonna eat the bunny" star said concerned as the group climbed up a hill showing vultures

"Well you know what they say?" one of the vultures asked

"What comes up must go down" he said as the log ascended before stopping

"Here we go!" Kane said as the ride dropped everyone with their arms up

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Saturn said as the ride dropped rapidly

The boat floated to a boat with animals singing and a banner saying 'welcome home brer rabbit'

"Zippidy do da! Zippity day!" they sang as the boat passed the bigger boat

"Home sweet home is the message today" the rabbit and bluebird sang

"Don't worry , i learned my lesson" The rabbit said as the boat passed them going to the unloading area

The group getting up

"What did you think?" Kane asked

"I'm just glad that rabbit didn't get eaten" Star said

"How about you ma? Did you like it?" Saturn asked

"It was definitely….interesting" Eclipsa said trying to find words to describe the ride

The group then left the ride trying to find out what to do next

"Anything but it's a small world i'll say that right now" Saturn said

"Why? It's a classic" Undertaker said

"It gets stuck in your head, and i don't want that taker" Saturn said

"How about flight of passage?" Kane asked

"...dude that's at least a two hour wait" Saturn said

"Space mountain?" Kane said

"I think festivia's a bit young for that" Saturn said

"Anyone have a suggestion then?" Kane asked

"Your king right?" Taker asked

"Sadly" some of the group said

"...don't you want to go see your kingdom?" Taker asked

"Actually, that's a really good idea, let me change into something more fun" Kane smiled

(author's note: this was a really fun chapter to write, learning more about some of my favorite rides' storylines was really interesting, stay tuned for Kane's tour of Mewni! Also what do you think will happen, what do you want to happen, who are anarkay? RnR!)