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So this is my continuation of the last chapter. As always, hope its all good and ENJOY! :DD

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"Why can I see you when no one else can?" I demand the sexy killer as I step out into the alley way.

"Because I'm a ninja." He replied smoothly.

I gave him a blank look. Surely he was lying, but he had said it so smoothly and naturally that I couldn't be sure whether or not he had actually just told me the truth. "Really?" I said after a long, confused pause.

He scoffed, "No of course not. Don't be ridiculous, ninja's aren't real. I can't believe you fell for that."

He smirked, I glared, and he cowered. Don't mess with a confused ginger, I though venomously.

He cleared his throat and continued, "You're not a mundane, Clary."

How the hell did he know my name? "What's a mundane?"

He smirked before answering, "They're these annoying little pests that think they're all high and mighty, little do they know that we're trying to save their insignificant asses twenty-four-seven, and still manage to annoyingly get in the way. Aka, humans."

I narrowed my eyes at his sarcasm. How rude. Well, at least he thought I wasn't one. "I don't even know why I'm talking to you. You're a bastard. An arrogant and sarcastic bastard."

"I seem to get told that a lot."

"And you're a killer."

"The term is slayer."

I glared at him in exasperation. Here I was, trying to be all dramatic and stuff, and he was ruining it with his stupid sarcasm. Argh.

Something on his wrist caught my eye and I grabbed him, holding the flesh of his under arm upwards, showing off a black tattoo. It looked strangely like the things I had been drawing, but neater. I thought I was supposed to be the artist, I thought sadly. I let go of him and pulled one of my pictures of the same symbol out of my pocket, where I conveniently put it earlier in case of a situation just like this, where I talked to a sexy killer who had tattoos of my drawing.

"Why do I keep drawing this really badly?" I demanded, shoving the piece of paper in his face, "What am I doing wrong?"

He snatched the piece of paper out of my hands and examined it. "Well first of all, you've rushed this way too much. And your technique is a tad bit off and…" he cut off, "Wait," he started a new sentence, "Shouldn't you be asking why you're drawing it in the first place?"

I sighed, "Fine then, party pooper. Why am I drawing this?"

"You're not a mundane." He said gravely.

"You're already said that." I said, bored.

"Well I'm just repeating it so it sinks into your mundane brain." He said defensively.

"I thought you said I wasn't a mundane."

He deadpanned at me. He opened his mouth to say something, but then my phone started ringing. It was set on that super annoying ringtone that always made it seem like a killer was going to sneak up on you and kill when it started ringing, too. Thus, I immediately went to hang up out of embarrassment. Annnd… it rang again.

"You should answer that. It could be your boyfriend." Sexy killer said.

My cheeks flamed red. "He's not my boyfriend!" I said a little bit too defensively.

"You only say that because you think I'm sexy." He smirked, and made my cheeks burn even brighter, if that was possible.

"Not true!" Oh my God, it's so true.

My phone rang again. "Please," Sexy killer said exasperatedly, "It's annoying."

Ugh, sarcastic and rude. How much trouble can one person be? Arrogant blonde Goth by day, sexy killer at night.

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So a tiny bit of news for my few followers (If you aren't one of those click the follow button already! Yesh. You know I'm kidding, I love all of you)! So my creative juices have been flowing and I have another (hopefully) hilarious series in development for TMI. This time, not based off of the movie and a tad bit more serious, so better quality writing... maybe. No promises.

But anyways, I was thinking of getting that up in a few weeks, but if that becomes my new focus series, I might wrap this one up. So is that a good idea peoples? I promise that it will be as funny as this one! Hopefully :)

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God these authors notes are long... and I'm making them longer... I'm just gunna stop writing now... see ya next time ;D