It took Catherine some time to stop laughing at Sam's face, but after she finally managed it, the girl drank the last of her coffee and asked, "How are we going to make Destiel happen though?"
"Lets lock them in somewhere not let them out before they confess their feelings to each other," suggested Kashmir, but both Gabriel and Sam shook their heads at the suggestion.
"They are both stubborn enough to outlast our patience."
"Awww, sucks. I have never been particularly patient, have I?" asked Kashmir with a sad pout.
"No you haven't." answered Catherine immediately.
"Well, hello girls! How is it going?" asked Crowley as soon as Kashmir had picked up.
"Very well!" yelled the girl enthusiastically. "Sam and Gabriel act as a newly married couple…"
"And she would know," interrupted Catherine. Then she asked worriedly, "Is it true, that you wanted us to get the boys into relationships so that they wouldn't become a problem? Because we have not done any actual work besides match-making."
"Is that what you told her?" asked the King in amusement.
"What does he mean Kash?" demanded Cathy menacingly, but the other girl had turned the other way and was whistling very suspiciously.
Seeing that the older woman was not about to answer, Crowley did it for her.
"She crashed into my room one evening some three weeks ago and told me that she was bored with all the spy-work and reminded me that she hadn't seen her best friend and husband in a long time. I then reminded her that you had secluded yourself and didn't want to rendez-vous with her. Then she insisted we came up with a plan to get you to spend some time with her. Because I am such a nice king I suggested we used the Winchester brothers who have been the source of my headaches and fun for quite some years now. Then we staged an act about me giving her work to do because we knew you would check from my inner circle if Kashmir was speaking the truth before you crawled out of your forest. I have to admit it has been the most fun I have had in a long time. Being a King can get terribly boring at times with all those mindless goons."
At this explanation Catherine just closed her eyes and pinched her nose. After slowly counting to ten in her head she said out loud in a completely calm voice, "Kashmir, run."
She ran.
"You are going to leave her and go back to your hole?" asked Crowley a bit disappointedly.
"Oh no, my King" assured him Catherine and a big manic grin crossed her face, "I am having too much fun with the Winchester boys and their angels to quit, besides it is not entirely awful to meet up with Kash and Chrissy every once in a while. But I am going to lynch her for lying to me and conspiring against me. Now, if you would excuse me, Your Highness, I have to go kill my best friend before she gets too much of a head-start. And then I have to think of a way to get two stubborn idiots to admit their feelings, because Lucifer knows Kashmir isn't very good at this thinking thing. Good bye!"
Chuckling into the empty line Crowley said, "What a boring existence it would be without well-meaning idiots."