Here is the next chapter. I'm sorry it's a little late. Again, thanks to Superstarultra for being my beta.
Kyon and Haruhi made their way home with Nappa in the pet taxi. Kyon was tasked with carrying the man, which proved to be an arduous process. Despite his new-found strength, he was having back-pain from carrying the huge man in the pet taxi.
"Are we there yet?" Nappa asked in an annoyed tone.
"No." Kyon replied flatly.
"Are we there yet?" Nappa said again.
"No." Haruhi replied, sounding just as annoyed. The process of 'Are we there yet?' and 'No' went on for a while, until Haruhi snapped and fired a cero at the cage, causing it to fly out into the distance.
"Wasn't that a bit much, Haruhi?" Kyon asked, rubbing on his back to relive some of the stress.
"No. It wasn't enough. I was just too lazy to release Atoms. Dammit, Kyon! Your slackness is rubbing off on me!"
"Is that even a word?" he asked sarcastically. She just 'Humphed' and continued walking.
Eventually, they made it to the Li residence. When Kyon opened the door, he face palmed. "Oh fuck, they're drinking again." He said as he narrowly dodged a plate of spaghetti. Haruhi, on the other hand, was not so lucky, as she was tackled onto the ground by a tipsy Sakura.
"Huh? The hell?" Haruhi exclaimed as she noticed that she was being felt in certain places.
"Tee hee. I never knew you were this cute up close, when you blush, Haruhi-chan." It didn't take long for the brigade chief to kick the brown-haired woman off of her.
Meanwhile, Syaoran was on the couch, headbanging like you would to a metal song...To the tune of Chopin. "FUCK, YEAH, BEETOVEN!" He exclaimed as he spilled liquor on top of Kyon's sister's head. Kyon's sister, who seemed a little tipsy herself, was giving Kyon, and Haruhi a WeeGee esque stare.
"Your sister drinks, too?" The yellow-ribboned tsundre asked.
"Everybody drinks here. I usually try to pass, but it's inevitable that alcohol will be consumed. Hell, it's a good idea to drink just to forget about them being drunk.
"But I placed a ban on alcohol!" Then, Sakura threw up on her shoes. "Eww. Fine. Get me a drink." She sighed as she took off her shoes and brought them to the kitchen to wash off the vomit. After washing off the shoes and putting them outside to dry, she was greeted in the living room by Kyon, and two bottles of Budweiser.
MEANWHILE, AT THE TSURUYA MANSION...
Mitsuru Kijiro was busy at the task at hand. Which was, after losing a bet with the Hinamizawa games club, was dressing up like Satoshi, and seeing how long she could run away from Shion.
"SATOSHI-KUN! COME BACK!!!!" Shion shrieked as she chased the red-headed Persona-user.
"This is getting tiring," Mitsuru said out loud as she continued to run. Then, she heard a voice in her head.
"Mitsuru. Why don't you just put a stop to this crazy woman?" her Persona, Penthensila, asked.
"Because then Tsuruya would just throw a fit and punish me with something more demeaning," she responded.
"But surely anything this Tsuruya could do, could not compare to what this crazed woman would do to you," Penthensila responded.
"You have a point." She turned, to face the crazed green-haired girl, with evoker in hand. "Bufula!" She exclaimed as she aimed the evoker at her head, and pulled the trigger. Then, a white mist appeared around the insane yandere. The mist hardened, as Shion was encased in ice.
Mitsuru tried to catch her breath for a minute; running away from Shion was a tiring process after all. Then, she heard laughter from behind. She turned around and saw Tsuruya from behind her.
"NYHAHAHAHA!!! If yous wanted to spar, ya could'da just asked mes nyoro. I'd be happy to oblige," she said this and took a defensive stance. "Come on, nyoro! I wants to play!"
"It seems like I have no choice." She then eyed a suit of armor on the wall holding a rapier. She attempted to grab the rapier but was shocked when the suit grabbed her by the hand!
"You shouldn't use stuff like this for sparring. It's dangerous! Use this instead," the armor said as he pulled out a practice rapier, with the point replaced by a small ball.
"Thank you?" Mitsuru said in a confused tone as she took the weapon from the hands of the armor.
"It's a pleasure to meet you, miss. I'm Alphonse Elric. Me and my brother joined yesterday!" Alphonse said.
"Well... My name is Mitsuru Kijiro, and it was a pleasure to meet you, too." She replied.
"Yawn. I'm getting megas bored, nyoro!" Tsuruya said in an annoyed tone.
"Fine, then. Here I come!" Mitsuru roared as the two girls charged at each other.
When Tsuruya was in striking distance Mitsuru thrusted with her rapier. It was caught, by of all things, the weapon in Tsuruya's hand, a dinner fork. Then the fanged-heiress thrusted with, what appeared to be a plastic dinner knife. Mitsuru side stepped and got her rapier free from the fork. She then threw a forewords kick at Tsuruya. The kick struck Tsuruya directly in the stomach, and caused her to lose her footing.
"Nyoro~n," Tsuruya said as she rolled backwards and got back up to her feet. "Not bad, nyoro. But let's see if you can handle this!" She dropped the fork and knife, and spread her arms out. "FU-RIN-KA-ZAN!" she exclaimed as she started to glow gold.
"Oh, shit," Was the last thing Mitsuru said before she lost consciousness.
BACK AT THE LI RESIDINCE...
"Th-This pizza is what all true wa-wa-warriors strive for, mah boi!" Kyon's sister said as she tried to shove a slice of Meat-lovers down her father's throat.
"But I'm a CLAMP character! That much meat could make me sick!" Syaoran replied, while trying to escape his daughter's grasp.
Sakura and Haruhi were dressed in cat-girl outfits which were taken from Sakura's closet. Kyon was wearing Haruhi's sailor-fuku, on top of his own uniform (Minus the jacket).
"Nyan~!" Sakura said.
"These cat suits are super sexy! I wonder how Mikuru would..." she tried to continue, but was interrupted by Kyon's godawful rendition of the Motteke Sailor-Fuku.
"Oh, well. At least he's better than Christina Vee!" Sakura said, as she started to say 'Nyan~!' every two seconds again. Haruhi decided to join her, when the doorbell rung.
Sakura hiccupped. "Ehhh. Brionac! Get the door!" she exclaimed as she raised her staff and trading card.
Brionac came out and sighed. "Fine." The ice dragon went to the door and said an audible "Come in!" to whoever it was.
The person opened the door and let out a girly shriek.
"Do not worry." Yuki said in her dull tone. "It is not hostile."
"Oh. That's a relief." Lelouch replied. "Yuki and I came here to stop and say hi."
"Well you might want to wait until tomorrow to say he..." The dragon was interrupted.
"AHA! Lulu! Yuki! Come on in! The party's just starting." Haruhi said as she hiccupped.
"Well...If it's fine with you, I'll just be leaving now..." Lelouch tried to leave, but was captured by Haruhi's vice-like grip on the back of his collar.
"You're not going anywhere! Come on, Yuki, let's all have some fun~!" The Brigade chief said.
"Oh, shit..." Lelouch said as he was dragged to his doom.
After about a half-hour of drinking, (or in Lelouch's case, being forced to drink) Yuki was dragging the slightly tipsy Brit to the closet.
"Go get 'em, Yuki~." Haruhi encouraged as she hiccupped.
After the petite alien closed the door to the closet, she took the raven-haired boy's wrist, and started biting on it.
"Eh? Wh-What's going on, Yuki?" Lelouch stuttered in a confused tone. A few seconds later, Lelouch was not feeling as tipsy as before, "Oh, I get it. Data-manipulation, huh? Thanks." Lelouch said to the purple-haired alien.
"I see. The nanobots in your blood stream will keep you immune to the effects of alcohol temporarily." She replied.
"Interesting." Lelouch said. "Yuki? Is something wrong?"
"Everything is fine." Yuki replied.
"Tell me, have you ever wanted to feel emotion?" Lelouch asked her.
"It would be helpful in my task, but it is not necessary," she replied.
"I see. Very well then. I must do this, now or never," he said as he reached for his eye. "I, Lelouch Vi Britannia, command you! Feel!" he said as his eye glowed red.
"Understood." Yuki replied as she started speaking at inhuman rates.
Humanoid_Interface_YUKI_N: Accessing Integrated Data Though Entity archives. Downloading folder: . Download complete. Now installing program... Installation complete. Reset necessary for completion of download, proceed? Y/N: Y. Now resetting: Time required to initialize: 24 hours. Now entering sleep mode...
A few minutes later, Lelouch was carrying an unconscious Yuki out of the closet.
"Y-You didn't hurt my Yuki did you?" Haruhi said, hiccupping again.
"No. She just needs to get some rest. I will carry her back to her apartment," Lelouch replied as he went for the door.
"O-Okay. At least you're done with the closet. Come on, Brionac!" she stuttered as she was trying to get the ice dragon to follow her.
"No way! I'm tired of babysitting you drunkards. I'm going to go hang out with my buddy, Steve. Laters!" The ice dragon escaped Haruhi's grip and flew out, making a large hole in the ceiling on his way out.
"Aw, shucks." Haruhi said as she started looking around the room...
MEANWHILE, AT ESPER HEADQUARTERS...
"Gentlemen!" Light Yagami screamed to his esper comrades inside the meeting room. All together, there was Itsuki, Sarah Palin, John Mcain, John Cena, Mori, and Arwakawa. "I have a new invention! And if you do not test it, you will give me a sponge bath!" he exclaimed as he held up a sponge.
"I'm ready!" the sponge exclaimed. Light then threw the sponge on the ground and started stomping it.
"Didn't I tell you, not to talk!" he exclaimed.
" If I might ask, what exactly is this so-called invention?" Cena asked the crazed genius.
"It's...THIS." He pressed a button, and a display turned on. On the display, there were strange full body costumes, with helmets. There were six different colors, red, blue, yellow, pink, green, and black.
"So basically you ripped off Power Rangers, right?" The wrestler asked in a sarcastic tone.
"I did not! They are MY creation! Power Rangers just copied off of me," Light replied.
"I see. Then, what exactly do these things do?" Cena asked.
"They allow us to use our powers outside of closed space!" Light replied.
"We could already do that though, see?" Cena then created a small fireball in his hand.
"Allow me to explain, Mr. Cena," Itsuki said.
"Cena will work just fine," he replied.
"Very well, then. Since you have only recently discovered your powers, and have never been inside a closed space, you wouldn't know, but what we have now is only a small fraction of our powers..." he was then interrupted by a shotgun.
"Darn it! I missed," Sarah Palin said as she was loading up another round.
"Let me try next time," Mcain said.
"Get your own!" Sarah replied to the former presidential candidate.
"Now, now! No need to shoot him. It's not like he was using philosophy. Now, go on," Cena said.
"Very well...As I was saying, our full powers were much stronger than this. We were able to fly with our full ability. However, this limited ability only gives us the ability to fire small fireballs, and even so, they are not as strong as before. However, this new invention will give us our full ability." He then turned to Light. "Am I right?"
"Yes. The suit itself is just a stimulator, so it does not need much power. You could keep running it until you run out of psychic energy."
"I see. Does it HAVE to look so ridiculous though?" Cena asked.
"Yes. We esper must be as fruity as possible! Right, Itsuki?" Light asked his subordinate.
"Absolutely!" Itsuki saluted his boss.
"Good. We deploy at North High tomorrow!"
THE NEXT MORNING, AT THE LI RESIDENCE...
"Uhhh...." Haruhi muttered as she awakened. "Where did I get the cat costume... Kyon, why are you wearing my outfit?" she asked.
"I don't know. My head hurts so much right now," he replied, rubbing his head.
"Kyon, get me some aspirin." The Brigade chief ordered. Then, she felt incredibly sick. "Oh, God." She ran to the bathroom. The cynic heard the sounds of throwing up from the bathroom.
"Today's gonna be slow," he fell back on the couch.
After about half an hour, the chime of demonic sounding bells sounded the coming of the Deadman. He appeared out of nowhere, with Emiri trailing behind.
"Kimidori. The nanobots," Undertaker ordered.
"Yes, sir!" Emiri trembled a little as she ran to the occupants of the house.
After injecting Haruhi, and the Li family with nanomachines, she gathered them all up in the living room.
"Hey, I'm starting to feel better!" Haruhi exclaimed as her hangover disappeared.
"Good. Can you remember anything?" Undertaker asked.
"A little. I remember trying to drag a dragon into a closet," the yellow-ribboned girl replied.
"Good. Was Nagato here last night?" he asked, sounding a little annoyed.
"Yeah. She came with Lelouch, I think," Haruhi said.
"I see. That must be it then. She would not disobey my command otherwise. Nagato is on her bed, installing complicated data," said the Deadman.
"Huh? Like what?" Haruhi asked.
"Human Emotion. Kimidori has the same emotion installed onto her interface, so there is no problem having it, however..." The Undertaker paused for a second. "There is a problem within the entity. Any manipulation, besides self-manipulation works normally. However, any sort of self-manipulation comes with risks. It is possible that Nagato may have a virus. It is impossible to scan for viruses at the moment, because if we were to try, it could cause damage to her programming. We must wait until she is finished."
"When is that going to be?" Haruhi asked.
"Twelve hours from now," he replied. "There is something else you must know. Lelouch Lamprouge has an extremely potent mind-control ability. Not much detail is known, other than the facts that it requires eye contact, and it works on interfaces, in addition to humans."
"Mind-control? Why didn't he tell me?" Haruhi asked, sounding frustrated.
"He probably has his own agenda. Kimidori, tell them what you found out," the Deadman ordered.
"It turns out that your friends, Tsuruya, Taniguchi, and Kunikida have sided up with the Sky Canopy Dominion's interface, the rogue esper woman, the rouge time-traveler, and many others to form a group. They are opposed to your group and wish to capture the data-manipulation powers which are up for grabs. Be careful around them," Emiri said to the cynic and the Brigade chief.
"Why would Tsuruya do something like this?" Kyon asked.
"It seems that the others around her have a small influence on her. She is the leader of their group however. Also...Tsuruya has a terrible method of attack. Be on guard at all times when facing her," the salad haired girl replied. "My master and I will be taking our leave now. Excuse us." Then, the two interfaces left.
"Hey, Kyon?" said Haruhi
"Yeah?" asked Kyon.
"I'm hungry. Make me some breakfast."
"Yare, yare," the cynic said as he went to the kitchen.
-Anna no Issho Datta no Ni starts playing-
There it is. I'll try to update soon. Expect a new one shot from me too, I'm entering it in my library's fanfic contest.
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