Sorry, this chapter is a bit lame .. I really need fresh SGA input, can't wait for the new season T.T!! Uhm... I promised someone to put his her name in here, but I just can't find the damn mail! Please pm me... argh... I really need a vacation... and more SGA 'sob'
10 Reason ... Why it is more fun to be…
A Puddle jumper on Atlantis
… Peak oil doesn't bother you at all
… You can swim, fly and even do time travel – not even the bat or bond mobile are as useful as you
… There are no kids on Atlantis – this means, no need for child's safety seats, no cup holders, no crowded glove compartment, no sticky windows and littered floors; Billions of earthian cars do envy you
… If scientist tries to abuse you for tests or cannibalizes your parts, you always get back at him her by switching off the dampers during the flight training
… No speed limits, no vehicle inspection, no space police – billions of earthian drivers envy you
… You are the ancient equivalent of a bumble bee; given your form and power, plus considering the basic laws of aerodynamic, you should not be able to fly – but nobody does care about
… 10 000 years without any form of maintenance, no available blue prints, frequent complete breakdowns, the worst karma a vehicle known to human kind had so far, and on top a design like a bread box – but still everybody does believe you're the one only thing the ancients didn't mess up
… As long as you're labeled as Sheppard's 'babies', no one will ever dare to smoke, eat or leave litter inside of you, unless he or she is completely suicidal
… Who needs an anti-theft device, if only people with the ATA-gene can steer you?
… There so such thing as a drivers license; There's only a list of people Sheppard hasn't found a presentable reason for a ban on flying yet