TheDoctor'sAmazingCompanion: Twilight isn't terrible, but I don't think Steve, being a man of the 40's, would like it very much. Glad you enjoyed the chapter! Thanks for the review!
Terra3434: I'm thinking about doing another prank story where Fury and a few other S. H. I. E. L. D. Agents are included in the mischief. Good to hear that you are enjoying this! Thanks for the review!
CometRacer007: I was laughing when I wrote it too. Hope you like Bruce's chapter! Thanks for the review!
Sorry for taking so long to update. I've bee busy lately, and when I was going to update, the wifi went down. Hope this chapter was worth the wait, and I hope you guys are still sticking with me! Also, this is the end of the pranks for this story, so if you want more, head on over to my page and vote!
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Chapter Fourteen
Jenilynn's P. o. V:
Loki and I both wake up early, quietly teleporting into Bruce's room. He isn't in it. More than likely, he never went to bed after starting an experiment in the lab. Quickly, Loki and I ransack the room, finally finding the item that we are looking for. I steal it, and we both teleport back to my room. Once there, we both sit down on my bed, our sides touching. I examine the stolen item carefully, trying to fathom what could make it so indestructible. I pass it off to Loki. He runs his hand over them, magic sparkling along his fingers. "There doesn't appear to be any enchantments on them. I can't imagine how they stay together." Loki grabs the material and stretches it, pulling it as far as his arm span can reach. Even then, I can tell that the fabric can stretch even more.
"Here, let me grab an end and pull." Loki offers me the other leg.
"Walk to the other end of the room." I do as he instructs, slowly stretching the purple material. It easily stretches to the width of the room. I release my end and send the material flying back at Loki. He ducks out of the way just in time. I go retrieve the fallen pants and examine them. Amazingly, they have sprung back into their original shape. A quiet knock breaks my observation, and the door opens. Bruce peeks his head in. When he sees what I am holding in my hands, his face turns red, and the watch he always wears starts beeping, warning us of his inclining heart rate.
"Can I ask you what you're doing with my pants?" Bruce asks, sounding more tired than mad now. I shrug.
"Umm, scientific research?" I offer. Bruce sighs.
"If you're wondering why the Hulk's pants never rip or tear, it's because Tony and I developed a special material that can stretch extreme lengths. I always wear them under my pants, if there is even a remote chance that we'll be called in. Satisfied?" I nod, then hand him his pants sheepishly.
"Sorry I took your pants," I say as solemnly as possible. Bruce accepts them, sighs, and walks away. As soon as he is out of earshot, Loki starts cackling. "What did you do to the pants?"
"They won't be so stretchy any more!" It takes a second, but finally, the prank registers.
"You didn't!"
"I did!" I collapse on the bed, laughing.
"Bruce is going to be so embarrassed!" Loki nods.
"It'll be worth it though when we see the news." By now, my entire body is shaking with laughter. Suddenly, JARVIS' voice echoes through the Tower.
"Avengers, assemble! It appears that robots are trying to take over downtown!" I look over at Loki.
"You wouldn't happen to have anything to do with that, would you?" Loki avoids my eyes. "You really are evil!" I grin. I hear all of the Avengers exiting the building, and both Loki and I turn on the news. The reporter is covering the story if the robot battle downtown. Suddenly, she presses her earpiece into her ear and listens.
"This just in! The Avengers are on their way!" Sure enough, Tony appears in his suit and starts blasting energy bursts at the robots. They disintegrate before our very eyes. Tony is taking them out quickly, and there is no sign of the other Avengers. I wave my hand, and suddenly, all of the robots split into four.
"Nice one!" Loki praises me. I grin.
"Why, thank you!" Just then, the moment that we are waiting for finally comes. The rest of the Avengers appear on scene. Bruce hasn't transformed into the Hulk yet. At last, his body begins to grow and transform. His khaki pants rip, and the purple material shows through underneath. Soon, his khaki pants fall off, leaving the purple ones behind. I can we the rips and tears forming in the material, and suddenly, his purple pants fall off as well. The Hulk roars as he realizes that he is not wearing anything, and turns and runs away. The rest of the Avengers quickly get rid of the rest of the robots, then exit. Loki switches off the TV, and we both roll around on the bed, laughing. I hear the Avengers beginning to enter the Tower, and quickly sober up. Bruce's voice rings up from the kitchen.
"Where is my tea?" he all but roars. Loki looks at me.
"You wouldn't have anything to do with that, would you?" I shake my head seriously.
"No, of course not." Loki gives me a quick kiss, and we head down to the kitchen. The TV is on, currently tuned to a news program. The headline reads "Hulk Smash Pants?" I snort quietly into my hand, disguising it into a cough at the last second. Bruce looks extremely irate. He grabs a cup of coffee and storms off to his room. I shoot Loki a look, which he replicates. We both exit quietly before the other Avengers have a chance to confront us. We both go back to my room. Loki starts laughing uproariously. Without asking, JARVIS turns in the TV with surveillance of Bruce's room.
His entire room is covered in Hulk plushies. As soon as he steps in, several of the Hulk dolls roar "Hulk SMASH!" Bruce jumps, landing on more of the dolls. Soon, the whole Tower reverberates with the sounds of the dolls. Bruce looks extremely angry, stumbling over to his closet. The blanket wrapped around his waist is obviously causing him discomfort, and he throws the closet open. The contents inside obviously surprise him. There are baggy pants, black ripped shirts, and black sweatshirts with skulls on them. On the top shelf, there are several baseball caps. There are rings and jewelry that are decorated with dollar signs. Bruce's face grows red, but he grabs a pair of jeans and a shirt and puts them on. Then, he storms into his lab. I start laughing, and Loki sends a questioning look my way. "You'll see." JARVIS pulls up the surveillance for the lab. All of the objects in the room look slightly hazy. Bruce storms into the lab, stopping at a table that once has several beakers of liquid in it. He goes to pick up a beaker, only to discover that his hand goes right through it. Bruce tries again, failing to pick up the now holographic object. His face grows red, and his hands start visibly shaking. Soon, his entire body takes on a green hue. "JARVIS, put the lab on lockdown," I command.
"I already did, Ms. Jenilynn." Loki and I sit back and watch the show. Bruce's body begins to grow, clothes ripping and falling off. Soon, a naked Hulk is standing in the lab, trying to smash holographic objects. I smack a hand over my eyes, trying to erase the sight from my eyes.
"I forgot to fix his pants!" Loki groans, falling back against his bed. I collapse next to him, pawing at my eyes.
"No more pranks!" I groan. I'm not sure my eyes could stand another backfired prank.
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