Yes, I'm back! I want to mention now my gratitude to all my readers. You really make it worth my while! …you must be easily entertained…no, I'm kidding. You guys are great. And I'll try to add everyone who asked in, but there's a lot of you, so don't worry if you have wait a little while. I'll try my best!
Me: Hey Everyone!
Tohru: Hi author-san!
Me: Hey Tohru! You're back!
Tohru: Yes, yasu-the-anime-cupid dragged me back!
Me: Oh, thank you. I'd forgotten to add Tohru lately.
yasu-the-anime-cupid: That's no prob! Just trying to help! …this is the right story right?
Me: I think so…you're the one who said you'd be a grape, right?
yasu-the-anime-cupid: YES!
Me: …ah ha…
yasu-the-anime-cupid: …is Johnny Depp in this story?
Me: Not really. Not yet at least.
yasu-the-anime-cupid: PUT HIM IN!
Me: …okay.
-pop!-
Johnny Depp: …um, what am I doing here?
yasu-the-anime-cupid: OMG, I LOVE YOU!!!!
Me: Oh jeez…you better run man. For her, make out time is ALL the time.
J.D.: Thanks for that…-runs away-
yasu-the-anime-cupid: NO! COME BACK!!! –runs off-
Me: And just so everyone knows, she'd be a grape.
Everyone: …
Me: Yes, that's what I said.
Lucy: Hi!!!
Me: LUCY!
Everyone: …
Me: Everyone, this is Lucy, the amazing flower fairy!
Everyone: …
Me: She was also a witch! Who yelled a lot!
Yuki: Um…why do you keep introducing new people who disappear?
Tohru: Um, yes! Where do they all go?
Me: …Hey! I don't know!
-everyone looks at Shigure-
Shigure: Um…heh heh… -opens closet door and Naynay, Lindsey, Ri-chan, Christian Bale, Orlando Bloom, wecanworkitout, supermidget2.0, Sumi and the random mailman all fall out-
Me: BEJEEZUS! WHAT WERE YOU ALL DOING IN THERE?!!
Sumi: …having cookies!
-everyone nods happily in agreement-
Me: okay, you guys all have to go. Um…Naynay, go take Lindsey to lunch.
Naynay: Okay!
Lindsey: -sighs- Whatever. But stop drooling on me.
Naynay: …sorry. I smelled pancakes.
-they leave-
Me: …um….what's the opposite of meow mix?
Yuki:…xim woem?
Me: Exactly! Xim woem!
Ri-chan: Oh. Bye!
Me: Rin, I command you to go hang out with Sumi and then take her home.
Rin: WHAT?!
Sumi: Yay!
Me: I'm the author, so do it.
Rin: No way!
Me: Hey, Naynay's free too. I could pair you with him instead.
Rin: …no, Sumi's good.
Me: Random mailman…just… go to your mail stuff, kay?
Random mailman: -traumatized- O-okay…
Me: wecanworkitout, can you take supermidget2.0 home for me?
wecanworkitout: Sure, I guess…can I take a fudge pop from your fridge?
Me: …-sigh- You drive a hard bargain, but…yes. But only ONE.
wecanworkitout: Two?
Me: No.
wecanworkitout: Fine. C'mon Matty.
supermidget2.0: Okay. Do I know you? Because I'm not supposed to go with strangers…
wecanworkitout: Yeah, I'm your sister's friend.
supermidget2.0: Anyone could say that, weirdo!
Me: It's okay Matty. She's a friend of mine.
supermidget2.0: Oh. That's different then.
-leaves-
Me: …okay. –sigh- As much as it pains me, you have to go home Christian.
C.B.: What?! But I love you!
Me: Well, I'm going out with Orlando now. Sorry.
C.B.: -sniff-
Me: Oh god, I made him cry. How about we be friends, kay?
C.B.: Okay. But tell me if you guys split up!
Me: Will do! Now, Orlando, you can stay.
O.B.: Yay!
Me: Just go back into the closet and have some cookies, and we'll make out later.
Hatori: You're an idiot.
Me: Oh, go be emo somewhere.
Hatori: …
Me: Well, we got rid of everyone! You can hang out for awhile though Lucy.
Lucy: OMG, it's Kyo!
Kyo: Oh no, not again! Go away!
Me: Lucy, Kyo and Tohru GO together!
Lucy: Bwa ha ha! Too bad!
-kidnaps Kyo-
Me: …well. This is a problem, isn't it?
Yuki: You know what the problem is? This chapter is way too long!
Me: …it is, isn't it? Ah well.
Lucy: Ha ha ha! Kyo, my love! We must get married!
Kyo: -duct taped- Mmph!
Lucy: You all heard it! That was definitely a yes!
Me: …um, I don't think so.
Kagura: Now why didn't I think of that?!
Me: I'm sorry Lucy, but I don't think this is going to work out.
Lucy: -sniff- But…but…
Me: Oh, okay.
Kyo: MM MMPH?!
Lucy: Yay!
-Lucy runs away, dragging Kyo behind her-
Me: Invite me to the wedding!
Yuki: …well, that was interesting.
Me: Yeah, but this chapter's way too long. Better end it.
Hatori: Yes, but maybe we should go save Kyo first…
-everyone looks at each other-
Everyone: Nah.
yasu-the-anime-cupid: Hey you guys! I caught him! …guys? Oh great, they ended it without me. That sucks.