The Life and Times of:Young Link Chapter 14: NOW who's in charge?, a super smash brothers fanfic

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Uber Spoonz writes: Me: ...
Little Link: You just provoked the wrath of a demented girl.
Me: Wrath? What wrath? I was laughing to hard to do anything wrath-ful.
Little Link: .. You're in a kennel.
Me: And you have the key! RELEASE ME, LITTLE LINK!
Little Link: ...what will you give me?
Me: A fish!
Little Link: Fish?
Me: Fish!
Little Link: I'll... get back to you on that...
Me: I was mentioned! I was mentioned! -dances-
Little Link: You were also hinted at.
Me: Was I?
Little Link: Look here. -randomly pulls up text- "Woah, Ed, just go update your advertisement story…please."
Me: Oh...
Little Link: Hup to it.
Me: Yeah, I gotta write it first.
Little Link: Better hurry.
Me: I will! Okay, Numdenu, update soon! Just for the appearance of Ed, you get a lifetime supply of chapter features in "The Legend of Advertisement!"! If you have a specific character thingy, tell me sometime! Otherwise you will continue to be Numdenu!
Little Link: Yah, shut up and write.
Me: TT Pushy. Well, I suppose I should listen to the midget!
Little Link: Look who's talking...
Me: SILENCE!

My Response is: …Hint hint…hint?

Razzkat writes: Oh, oops...guess I can't count. ;; Short chappie, but good.

My Response is: Thank you!

joebthegreat writes: oh dear...

I LOVE FRIED PICHU!... and i have a strange suspision that fried Pichu is what the chinese put in thier oarnge chicken that i eat all the time when im at a chinese resturaunt... PICHU IS YUMMY!

but either way i have a question... WHY DID YOU MAKE ME NOTHING MORE THAN A LIGHT TURNER ON...ER... WAH!... actually i dont care anymore... actually as long as its funny... and this was funny... so gj everyone!

My Response is: Yup, and maybe some cream puffs? Like these really big ones right…oops. That's Jigglypuff and my obese cat that craps on the rug.

Master Disaster writes: And I would like to thank you. Words cannot express my gratitude.(Start's talking like Kazuma) Hey, yeah, thanks for that. I guess I owe ya one! I'll try to get off my ass and get to work on the next damn chapter and update because some son of a bitch screwed up my computer and I have to re-write everything.(Start's talking normally again) Holy crap, did I just say that? Hey, another side effect that exists in ze clone is da fact that like Kazuma, he says at least 1 profanity every sentence. However, you can screw that part.

And don't worry; I have these reasons as to why I wouldn't kill you:

1)I have no clue where you live.
2)I can never bring myself to harm another human. I always say things like 'I'll brutally slaughter you like crap', but I can't even point scissors at people, 'cause my damn good side won't let me.
3)You're not even worth hurting. I'd need 5 good reasons as to why I would touch a hair on your head.

My Response is: I'm annoying, I'm annoying, I'm annoying, I'm annoying, and I'm annoying. And now you'll want to kill me I guess.

RoyalFanatic writes: No! Poor Y. Link...and Shadow...
Bowser: We shall have a moment of silence.
moment of silence
Anyway, update soon!

My Response is: -joins moment of silence with school band-

halomasterchief writes: Okay, this is just ridiculous! I need to donate more time to Fan Fiction. Well, anyway, I thought this chapter was pretty interesting, and as random as always. I just have one question: What happened to regular adult Link? You didn't clarify what happened to him. Did he die? ...argh, too much thinking! Guess I'll just find out next chapter. Oh, and expect my next chapter up at LEAST by Friday. I've jsut had SO MUCH HOMEWORK, I haven't had time to update. Okay, keep up the good work!

My Response is: No, Adult Link is alive and well. You need not worry.

Numdenu: Okay, where's our star?

Here.

Numdenu: Waaaait a minute…what are YOU doing at the keyboard?

Oh, just getting some sweet revenge on you for destroying my best friend ever….

Numdenu: What? No, wait, PLEASE! DON'T DO IT! NOOOOOOOOO!

Numdenu was sitting on the sidewalk when a vat of blue slime fell on her head.

"What?" roared the outraged Authoress. "Blue slime?"

Errr… a flock of pigs flew overhead. And their droppings fell all over Num's good dress.

"No fair!"

…Which she was previously flirting with.

"WHAT! Young Link, when I get the keyboard back, I'LL MAKE YOU PAY!"

A Rupee fell from the sky, followed by Kirby in his brick form.

"Ow! My head!" yelped Numdenu, rubbing said head.

Hey! Said head rhymes! Kewl!

"Young Link, I am really going to kill you, you know."

You can't do that, or else Big Me will die. And I know you like him…

The Phantom Authoress turned a bright shade of crimson. "I-I-I…I do not!"

Oh, then why are you staggering?

"I-I'm not s-s-stagger-ing!"

The leet demon cursed Numdenu and made her talk in leet for the rest of the chapter.

"! w!11 k!11 y0u Y0ung 1!nk."

Alas, her quill pen snapped in two.

"My…my…qu!11 !$ ru!n34."

Yup. Your quill is ruined.

"I WILL KILL YOU!" Numdenu shouted as she pulled out a spare quill pen, which turned into a silver feather rod. "NO ONE RUINS MY PEN AND LIVES!"

Oh, like I'm gonna-WOAH! NO! DON'T DO IT, I'M WARNING YOU! NOOOOOOOO!

And with that, Young Link was pulled from the keyboard and KO'ed.

"Hey, wait, who are you?" asked a confused Authoress.

I am Windows XP.

"Ohhhh…yeah, can I type now?

Okay, but don't forget to run the Anti-Spyware.

Ktg/fysdlfxtedlctxdkc…TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES…fyudtruduofbtrvsc u etzutbkoxrzu

Whew! Back in the saddle!

"Ow…but I thought you were in a chair…" said Young Link before collapsing.

Ok, so that's about it here. Just a little trinket of humor. I really wanted a chapter kinda like this, lolz.

1, 2, 3…review! And make it good!