Some mysterious voice over guy: "Know your Kingdom Hearts stars," (echos several times), "Know your Kingdom Hearts stars, know your Kingdom Hearts stars...
...Saix...
"I don't even know how or why I'm here..."
Saix's favorite TV show is Laguna Beach."
"Why would I waste my time watching a show about bratty, spoiled rich kids?!"
"The 'X' on his forehead is magic marker."
"Why I would waster my body on some childish activity is beyond me..." Saix's beserk mode is now halfway full.
"Saix is Xemnas' personal slave."
"I serve in the Organization for only one purpose: to regain my heart." Saix's beserk mode is now 3/4 full.
"He even has his own set of fuzzy pink handcuffs."
"THAT'S IT!" Saix screamed. He was now in full on beserk mode. "MOON, SHINE DOWN!" He summoned his claymore and went, well beserk. Holes were made in the stage, the curtain was slashed up, and a big mess was left.
Mysterious Voice: "Now now, Saix, it's not really in the budget for us to..."
With that, Saix swung his claymore at the camera, and the screen went to static. A BLUE SCREEN SHOWS UP THAT SAYS "WE ARE CURRENTLY EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. PLEASE STAY TUNED.