I know you were thinking the next thing would be Castle Oblivion, but I had this lying around and I thought I might as well put it up. So here is this, It's just a bunch of Random stories I had thought About since I started Writing

So READ ENJOY and REVIEW...or angels will kill you in your sleep. I Don't Own anything

This one is about Xinck and it takes place after he was demoted to the 15th and Xion was the 14th and after they were friends. Surprisingly, he had a small crush on her.

Xinck was staring outside his window in a huge room. The room had windows on either side and a huge fireplace burning at the end of the room. Then he started to sing.

"Beata, Maria. You know I am a righteous man. Of my virtue I am justly proud." he started walking to the fireplace and he stared deeply into it.

"Beata know I'm so much purer than the common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd (not really).Then tell me, Maria, Why I see her dancing her smold'ring eyes still scorch my soul!"

"I feel her! I see her! The sun caught in her raven hair is blazing in me out of all control!" Then, as if he saw something in the fire, he stepped back in shock, "Like fire! Hellfire! This fire in my skin, this burning....Desire Is turning me...to...sin!"

He fell down to his knees and behind him, red robed figures appeared along the wall. Xinck stood up in a panic and started running around, like a chicken with it's head cut off, thinking that the figures were accusing him of something.

"It's not my fault!" he sang, "I'm not to blame! It was that perfect girl, that witch who set this flame! It's not my fault! If in God's plan, He made the Devil so much stronger than a Man!"

The figures dissapeared and he bent down, as if he was sick. Then he turned his head upward and continued to sing, "Protect me, Maria! Don't let this siren cast her spell! Don't let this fire sear my Flesh and Bone!"

He threw his hands into the air, "Destroy that girl, Xion, and let her taste the fires of Hell!" Out of the fire, came an aparition of Xion floating towards Xinck and he sang, "Or else, let her be mine and mine alone!"

At the end of the room, the door opened up and the aparition dissapeared. Xinck turned around and saw it was one of his Reapers.

"Superior, we've lost Superior Xion." The Reaper thought into Xinck's head.

"What?"

"She's nowhere in The Castle."

"But, She-Nevermind. Get out, you idiot!"

"I'm not an idiot!"

"Get out!" Xinck turned back to the fire, "I'll find her, I'll find her even if I have to burn down the entire World That Never Was!"

"Wait. You're going to burn down an entire world just to find one girl?"

"Yes, Dammit!"

"Isn't that a waste of time? I mean, you don't have a heart, which means, you can't feel."

"Look, Xeircivio(he named this Reaper Xeircivio), Do you mind? Because, I'm tyring to do something here!"

"Are you even Catholic?"

"No. It just adds for dramatic affect. Now, get out!"

"But...."

"Get out! I'm having a private moment!"

"Fine!" Xeircivio turned to leave and muttered under his breath, "Weirdo."

Xinck turned back to the fire and continued singing, "Hellfire! Dark Fire! Now Xion, It's your turn! Chose me or your pyre! Be mine or you will burn!"

Xinck started to cower in a corner as Shadows danced around him like fire. "God have mercy on her. God have mercy on...me. But, She will be mine, or She...will....Burn!" he ended his song by holding the last note, then collapsing on the floor.

The next Morning, after Xion had returned to the castle, she was sitting in the kitchen. Xinck walked in and he looked like crap.

"Wow, Xinck," said Xion, "You look like crap."

"Yeah, I know. I had a.... rough night." he took a seat Next to Xion and stared at her.

"What?" she asked.

"Oh, nothing, nothing." he said, "So, you wanna do it?"

"What?!"

"I know you want me."

"Go away, you Freak Pervert!" Xion got up to leave and Xinck started running after her. When he was close enough, she turned around and planted her boot between his legs and he fell to the floor holding himself.

"Perv." She said walking out the room.

"Ahh! It's burning! I-I think I'm gonna blackout!"

Luxord was a drinker. Im sure everyone assumes this. Luxord also controls Time. With this power he can make it stop and go forward and backward, but he knows how fragile time is and, when in battle, will mostly only freeze time. But one power he has, that he doesn't even know about, will only work when he passes out from drinking too much. This power is the ability called Absolute Vision, meaning he can future and present events, even if he isn't there.

And one night after he had had a little too much to Drink with Xaldin and Xigbar....

"Damn, he's heavy!" said Xigbar, holding Luxord by the arm as he and Xaldin carryed him to his room.

"It must be all those fish and chips he eats."

"Fish and chips? You mean like potato chips?"

"No. In England they call fries chips."

"Really? Why? That's so stupid." Xigbar said as they made it to Luxords room. They kicked open the door and saw Luxords room. It was basically the size of a Studio Apartment, with hardwood floors, beige furniture, a large King-sized bed, a large window on a wall and a Tv against another wall.

"Just throw him on the bed." said Xaldin. He and Xigbar walked Luxord into the room and tossed him on the bed. They missed and Luxord's head hit the side of the bed, and he fell to the floor and Xaldin and Xigbar walked to the door to leave.

"The British need to eat more American food. Like Huevos Rancheros." said Xigbar.

"Aren't we Japanese?" said Xaldin, closing the door behind him.

Luxord, still on the floor, grabbed the covers of the bed, pulled them dow and wrapped himself in them like a coccon.

"Dogs Bollocks." he mumbled and he went to a druken sleep.

But just as he went to sleep, his power kicked in and he saw random scenes of future events. He saw faces of people he knew and a few he didn't. The ones he did see were Marluxia, Larxene, Axel, Xinck, Zexion, Lexaeus and Vexen. And he could only hear what they were saying at the exact moment he saw it.

"No! Wait, Axel, Please!...."

"Good-bye...."

"I'll break you!..."

"Larxene! I willmake you suffer for this!....."

"More Pain for you means more fun for me!....."

"Then I shall make you see...that your hopes are nothing! Nothing but a mere illusion!...."

"Drown in the ever-blooming Darkness!....."

"Let the flames burn you!...."

"His darkness is stale, weak and impure. I can...help you, if you want...."

"As if you have a heart to speak of yourself....."

"You tried to have me killed!..."

"...payed the price for disloyalty when....dissapeared. You must do the SAME!"

"Don't mock me!...."

"I really should stop talking to myself...."

"My show now, Keyblade Master. Oh, who am I? The name's Axel. Got it Memorized?"

"I'm Larxene. So, are you enjoying you stay in Castle Oblivion?"

"....And end up becoming Marluxia's pawn!"

"I, Lexaeus, will not yeild to the heart of an infantile coward."

"My Names Xinck and yes I know it sounds like the element Zinc, but it's spelled completely different. Now, come on, but remember, I can't promise I won't try to kill you...."

"I am Vexen, and I'm here to collect your debt, Sora...."

"Break the curse with your cards..."

"Your Heart shall be judged!..."

"You're just a toy!..."

"Don't make me mad!...."

"Here it comes!..."

"Feel the freezing chill!..."

"Come! Try your best!..."

"Your End Is near!.."

Luxord woke with a fright. He quickly got up and ran out the room. He ran up and down several flights of stairs, down long hallways. Then he got lost and remembered that he could just use a dark portal. He exited out of the portal and in front of the refrigerator. He opened it, looked around, then his face sank in despair and he fell to his knees and yelled,

"Why!? Why is the rum always gone!?"

Axel was in Castle Oblivion, walking the hallways towards Marluxia's room. Due to the ruls that Marluxia had set in the Castle, It was Axel's turn to wake Marluxia from his 'Beauty Sleep'. To pass the time, he sang himself a sang.

"I am Axel, I am Great! I am XIII's Number Eight!"

Axel eventually came to a door with an elegant white floral design on the Doorway. Obviously Marluxia's room, because Axel had white fire designs on his door, Lightning over Larxene's and Skulls over Xinck's and so on and so forth.

"Okay. Here we go." he sighed. He opened the door and in a dark room he saw a huge pillar-like structure raised in the center of the room. The structure had a spiral staircase twirling down the side and a beautiful fur-lined curtain concealing the top of the pillar.

"Drama Queen." Axel said. He didn't enter the room, but he flipped a switch on the wall near him and he started to leave. But before he left, he said the phrase that Marluxia had instructed everyone to say when they woke him.

"Time to get up, Marluxia. Your public awaits." and he shut the door behind him.

The switch had been flipped and it caused the curtain around the top of the pillar to move around, revealing the top of the structure. It was covererd in a palete of multi-colored pillars and in the center of it was Marluxia, stirring in his sleep. As the curtain moved away, Marluxia slowly got up. He was wearing a long robe around his body and he had curlers in his hair and he scratched his head and yawned as he walked down the spiral staircase.

He made his way down the stairs and as he walked, light started to fill the room and it could be seen in it's entireity. The room had pale beautiful yellow walls and a large window/door that lead to a balcony. In the corner of the room was a large vanity mirror, a counter lined with various beauty products and a chair for sitting.

Marluxia walked over to his vanity mirror, crawled onto the chair and then he got a good look at himself. He gasped at how he looked in the morning and he started rubbing his face and singing.

"Boy, we've got work to do." he grabbed several hair and beauty products, "Pass me the paint and glue."

He quickly applied all of his products to his hair and face with such proficiency that could only be achieved through years of practice. When he was finished and he looked the way he always did and he smiled into the mirror.

"Perfect isn't easy, but..It's...me!" he continued singing, shaking the curlers out of his hair, "When one knows the world is watching, one does what one must."

He got up and danced gracefully towards a statue to himself, "Some minor adjustments darling, not for my vanity, but for humanity!"

He continued to dance around the tiled floor of his room, "Each little step and pose, shows how the breeding goes!" He threw himself on more pillows surrounded by pictues of himself, "Sometimes it's too much for even me! But when all the worlds say 'Yes' then who am I to say 'No'.

He started to dance again, "Don't ask a mutt to strut like a show girl! No, girl, you need a pro!"

He made his way over to the balcony window, opened it and several blue birds flew in, "Not a fleet or a flaw," he sang, "Take a look at that paw! La la la la la! Perfection becomes me, nest ce pas?"

He ran over to his closet and ran inside it and he started to change clothes, singing as he went, "Jaws, drop. Hearts, stop. So classic and classy, we're not talking Lassie!"

He burst out of his closet wearing his black cloak, except he had on a long flowing pink cape floating carelessly around him and he glided over to the balcony and the birds followed, flying around him. And he sang out the window at the top of his lungs.

"And....LA..AAA! AROO! AROOO! ARUFF RUFF RUFFF!"

In the kitchen, Axel, Larxene and Xinck could here Marluxia barking all over the Castle

"Is he barking?" asked Larxene

"Yep. He does this every day." said Axel, "Same song and same choreography."

"It's creepy." said Xinck, "We should videotape it and put it on YouTube!"

"Yeah, It'll be bigger than 'Chocolate Rain' and 'Numa Numa' put together!" said Axel.

Marluxia jumped back into the room fro the balcony and started dancing towards the door

"Tho' many covet my face and grace, They're barking up the wrong tree! You pretty girls all over the city, I have your hearts and you have my pity!"

He walked out of the door, birds still flying gracefully behind him, towards a set of stairs, "Pretty is nice, but still it's just pretty! Perfect, my dears...." He started sauntering gracefully down the stairs as they birds danced around him and he held the last note of his song all they way until he got to the bottom of the stairs, " ...is Me-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e!" he reached the bottom of the stairs and struck a pose.

Then Marluxia walked into the kitchen with Axel, Larxene and Xinck at the table. "Alright," Marluxia said, "Xinck you get to wake me up tomorrow and I'll be singing Promiscuous Girl."

"Oh, joy. Lucky me." he replied sarcastically.

This one is about how the Residents of Dark City reacted to the Organization taking up residents in their city. In short they were not happy about it.

"Yeah, I'd like 6 large Pepperoni Pizzas with mushrooms and Canadian Bacon." said Xigbar, ordering a pizza, "Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah. The Address? It's a Huge, floating white castle at the edge of Despair street. You can't miss it. Alright, bye."

Xigbar hung up the phone and started walking way, then the phone rang again. "Hello?" he said, picking up the phone, "No, there's no Baron Von HugenDong here-"

"Xigbar, Xigbar, Xigbar!" called Xaldin, snatching the phone away from him and talking into it, "Yeah, baby, I'm here. Naked."

Xigbar shuddered and summoned a Dark Portal around himself and disapearing. But elswhere in The Dark City, in the Community Center, the city was holding a meeting to discuss the New residents of the city. At least 300 people had shown up to the meeting.

"I want them the fuck out of my city! Rabble! Rabble, rabble, rabble !" yelled one out-raged citizen. He was standing up in his seat, trying to get the mayor of the Dark City, Mr. Bare Derrière, to Order those 'Monsters' out of the City.

"Look, people, " said Mayor Derrière, "I spoke wih their Leader and he said that they have no intention to cause any harm to our World. I don't see what the big deal is."

"The Deal is that they are Murderers!" yelled a woman

"Monsters!" yelled a man.

"Heathen!" shouted another

"Their giant castle destroyed the strip club I used to go to!" yelled another man, "Now where am I supposed to go and get awy from my wife and two girlfriends?!"

"Think of the Children!" yelled a woman.

"I knew no good would come from 'Those' Types!" yelled Old-man Jenkins(Everyone place has an Old man Jenkins)

"Have you not seen that giant-heart thing at the top? They are obviously planning somethin!" shouted an old lady, "A nude love-in, perhaps? I'm game!"

"Rabble!" shouted a man, causing everyone else in the room to start chanting, "Rabble, Rabble, Rabble, Rabble!"

"Well," started the mayor, " Shouting, 'Rabble, Rabble', isn't going to solve anything. What do you all suppose we do? Even if we asked them to, theere is probably no chance that they would leave."

"Then we shall make them." came a voice. The entire meeting hall turned towards the entrance of a room to see a man standing in the niddle of the doorway. A tall, well-built man with fair skin, black beared and hair. He was wearing a black outfit, with a long jacket, giving him the look that he was wearing a cape, hanging over his body. And he had various weapons stapped around his body.

"Radcliffe Leroux." said the Mayor, "What are you doing here?"

"I am simply here to serve my community." he said in a sophisticated voice. "I've seen their kind before and all you can expect from them is pain and turmoil. If we are to live in prosperity, then we must strike first and end it before it becomes too late to stop them."

"Now, Radcliffe, there is no need to resort to viole-"

"I agree with Radcliffe!" shouted a man. And he was quickly joined by the majority of the Room. And they chanted his name, "Ratcliffe! Ratcliffe! Ratcliffe!"

Radcliffe walked up the aisle and to the stage. He pushed the mayor away from the podium and sang to the people, "What can you expect? From filthy little heathens? Their whole disgusting race is like a curse. They are a hellish dread, they're only good when dead, they're vermin, as I said and worse!...

Members of the meeting stood up and shouted, "They're Savages! Savages!"

"Barely even Human!" said Radcliffe

"Savages! Savages!"

"Drive them from our shore!" he continued, "They're not like you and me, which means they must be evil! We must sound the drums of war!"

Radcliffe and the entire Meeting Committee started marching out of the Community Center to gather weapons, guns, knives, torches, pitchforks and other pointy objects to Kill Organization XIII and they sang as they got their equipment, "They're Savages! Savages! Dirty Wretched Devils! Now we sound the drums of War!"

They had gathered their weapons and were now headed towards the Castle for an assualt.

"This is what we feared. The Dark ones are demons. The only thing the feel at all is evil." Sang Radcliffe

"Beneath their jackets hides, their emptiness inside." sang an old lady, holding a Nine Millimeter hand gun.

"I wonder if they even bleed?!" yelled a man.

"They're Savages! Savages!" they all sang, "Barely even Human! Savages! Savages!"

"Killers at the core!" yelled Radcliffe, "They're Different from us, which means they can't be trusted!"

"We must sound the drums of war!" shouted an old man.

"Lets go kill a few, men!" shouted Radcliffe. Then they all sang as they approached The Brink of Despair, "No we Sound The Drums...Of...WAR!"

They halted at the edge of The Brink of Despair, The Castle that Never Was looming over them. Radcliffe, at the head of the angry mob, started shouting at the Castle.

"Nobodies! Come out and face us! We want you out of our City! Now! Nobodies! Show yourselves!"

At the top of one of the Many Towers of the Castle, a figure appeared. He was to far away to see, but his voice was very loud and carryed all the way to the Ears of the Angry Mob.

"What?" shouted the figure in a surfer accent, "Dude, are you the Pizza guy?!"

"What?-No!" shouted Radcliffe, "We are here to eliminate your kind from the face of our World! Come down here and bring your friends so that we can use the Pimple Cream of Justice and Righteousness to Destroy the Pimple of your kinds existence off the face of Existence!"

"So, your not the pizza guy?"

"NO!"

"Alright then." the figure disapeared and then reapeared in the same spot. He held something over the edge of the Tower, something resembling a gun. Then out from the gun, thousands of red laser bullets rained down from the Tower and onto the mob, killing them all in a quick and brutal way.

"See? This would have been a lot easier if you had just brought pizza!" yelled the figure.

This next one is about a story idea I had that I mentioned earlier a few chapters ago. But I said I couldn't do it because I didn't have anywhere to go with it, so heres the only part I could come up with.

30 fans of Organization XIII, a mix of both boys and girls, had been given the oppurtunity to meet the Organization. They had been magically transported from their world to the World That Never Was. They were given the insrtuctions to wait at The Brink of Despair and wait for a member to come and greet them. Of Course they would have to wait because the Castle is Floating above a giant ditch. The entire group was taking up the entire area of The Brink of Despair and they were giddy with excitement. Some were dressed in latex black robes and had colorful hair styles to mimic their favorite member and others just had on T-shirts with sayings like, 'Xigbar can have my Bigrax' and 'Mansex and Saix 4ever'

One girl, who's name was Penelope, was a chunky, brown-haired girl who looked a fat version of Ugly Betty. She was wearing a fake black cloak and was carring a a pink card-board cutout of Marluxia's scythe. She was acompanied by her older sister, Val, who was wearing all black and had a goth motif, complete with dark eyeliner. She was obviously not happy to be here.

"So," said Val, "When are these Freaks of Nature supposed to be here?"

Penelope gasped, "They are not freaks! I finally have a chance to meet Marluxia, Axel and Roxas! Why did you come here anyway? You don't even like Kingdom Hearts."

"I came, because I know little fanatic freaks like you will pay big money for a lock of hair of that Roxas kid and I'm running low on my Cigarette funds."

"I wouldn't try that if I were you. They might kill you."

"Oh, please. As if some kid with a house-key is gonna kill me."

Suddenly, out from the crowd, another girl with blond hair and a white T-shirt that read, 'Roxas, Roxas, Rox and Nox my Sox!' jumped up and down and yelled in a valley girl accent, "Like, Oh Em Gee, like, when are they coming? I want my BF, Roxas, like, seriously!" This girls name was Brittany

"Tool." said Val.

Then, a rumble shook Th Brink of Despair. And it stopped as soon as it had came and music started to play, seemingly out of nowhere. The Organization's Theme Song. Some were excited and others were a little frightened.

"Look!" yelled one girl, pointing towards the Castle Door. A dark light was heading towards the Brink and the Fans stood back as the dark light made contact with the ground, creating a bridge wide enough for everyone to walk up to the Castle door. Then a voice called, "Walk. If you dare."

No one moved for a minute, then the girl Brittany stepped forward, saying, "Like, I totally don't know about the rest of you, but, like, I'm going to get my Hubby!" and she started to make her way up the pathway and soon the othe fans followed suit.

Halfway up the path, the voice spoke again, "Continue walking. If you dare." and everyone started walking faster. Evntually the voice came back and said, "Dare. If you dare." everyone was a little confused, but continued walking until they finally made it to the Grand Door and stopped.

Brittany had sunk back into the crowd and now only a few fans were up front, directly in front of the door. They were just teenagers, with pimply, pale skin. Only two of them were wearing Organization coats. One had a white wig, obviously trying to mimic Xemnas. He even had Star-Wars lightsabers taped to his wrist on the inside of his jacket. He would even look just like Xemnas if he didn't look so damn pathetic. His build was nowhere near Xemnas's and his skin was too pale. About as pale as the fat Larxene next to him, with yellow painted plastic knives between her fingers.

Then the voice called out again and everyone fell silent. "Welcome to the Castle that the Damned call home. Here in this World...of Nothingness!!!

Everyone cringed, thinking that a blast of Energy was going to kill them all. Instaed, a Corridor of Darkness opened up and out stepped a figure with his hood up. And immedietly they all started cheering and randomly shouting out names of the Organization.

The figure tried to calm and silence everyone. "Okay, okay, calm down..."

They continued to cheer

"Settle down everyone. I am...."

The continued cheering

"I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU FUTURE BURGER FLIPPERS!!" shouted the figure and everyone instantly shut up.

"Now," continued the figure, "I'm sure that all of your checks have cleared and if they did, then you get to Tour the Castle and meet the Organization. Lucky you."

The figure started walking closer to the crowd of fans and looking everyone over. People tried to peer into his hood to get a closer look at his face, but they couldn't see inside his hood. After looking the crowd over, he made his way back to the door. He was about to speak again, until...

"And, like, who the hell are you?" asked Brittany.

The figure turned around, took of his hood to reveal Jet-black hair and light brown skin, "I'm Xinck. Number 14."

Xinck revealing himself was met with murmers and whispers, like, 'I've never heared of Xinck' and 'Wow, he's kinda hot.'

"Uh, like, BS, I, like, totally read the Organization's Article on Wikipedia and there is no Member named Xinck. Xion is the 14th member." yelled Brittany.

"Well, like, Mrs. Valley Girl," said Xinck, doing a perfect imatation, "One thing they won't tell you on Wikipedia is that the Organization had a lot of 14th members and they all either died or were abandond by the Organization. I just so happened to have lasted longer and Xion, well....thats a different story."

"Like, whatever."

Xinck started walking back to the door after muttering, 'Annoying Bitch.' Then he noticed on his right shoulder a plastic red tube. He turned around and saw it was the pale Teenager that had dressed like Xemnas. Xinck turned and faced him.

"Halt there." said Pale Xemnas, "As your Superior, I order you to show me your power as the 14th member."

"Dude, you look nothing like Xemnas at all."

"Yes, I do!" he yelled back, breaking character.

"If Xemnas had a heart, he would be weeping because of your pathetic attempt to imitate him."

"Oh." said Pale Xemnas, dejectedly, "Your words, they stab at my entrails."

"It's a good thing." said Xinck. He started walking back to the Door, when he noticed the fat Larxene.

"Huh? Oh, pity....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Xinck laughed derisively. He opened the door and led everyone inside into a huge white and gray room, with pieces of the metal fixtures visible through the floor. The room was decorated with pillars and random tubes that ran through the walls and ceiling.

Xinck talked and led them through the room, "This is the Main Entrance Hall of the Castle known as The Abysmal Beginning. It wasn't seen in Kingdom Hearts 2 because, from what I hear, Sora entered in from the side entrance. Now if I can direct you over here-"

"Do you know Roxas?" asked a random teenager from the crowd.

Xinck sighed, "Yes. Now, if we can go over-"

"What's he like?"

"He's a very complicated teenager."

"Are you two friends?"

"Yes."

"What about Axel?"

"He's my friend too. Now, if we can continue on with the tour-"

"Like, no one cares about the tour!" yelled Brittany, "We want to meet the Organization!"

Xinck sighed again, "The Organization will join us on the Tour when we get to the designated points."

"I want Roxas to Tour us! Your not even really part of The Organization!"

Xinck growled and ran over to Brittany, "I've been to Hundreds of Worlds, taken a countless number of hearts and slaughterd Thousands of people by the Order of the Organization! You can't tell me I'm not part of the Organization, you stuck-up, pompous mall-shopping valley-girl!"

Brittany scoffed, "Like, do you know who I am? I'm Brittany Lindermins of the California Lindermins. My daddy can sue the shit out of your ass!"

"I've strangled people with their on entrails. What makes you think I won't do it you?!"

"You don't have the balls. Besides, you can kill me, but you still won't be part of the Organization. The truth is, you're ugly and you're just some weird black guy that weasled himself into The Organization. You probably should have just died with those other 14th members." she said smugly, looking Xinck up and down. Judging him with he eyes.

Inside, Xinck's blood boiled and he growled, small sparks of Black Lightning zooming over his hands. Then he immedietly calmed down and a cool expression washed over his face and he spoke with a calm tone.

"Hey, your name is Brittany, right?"

"...Like, yeah."

"And I bet that you are a huge Roxas-fan?"

"Like, Oh my gosh, totally!" she said, her expression becoming lighter.

"Well, why don't I take you on a special tour. I'll show you where Roxas takes a shower."

Brittany started screaming and jumping up and down and hugging Xinck, "Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Like, yes, yes, yes!"

"Come on. This way," said Xinck, leading Brittany around a corner and hiding themselves from view of the other fans. "If you're lucky, you might be able to find one of his pubic hairs."

"Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!"

Xinck's and Brittany's words were the only things that the other fans could hear. Then they heared Xinck's voice again. " This is what you get for calling people ugly!" then they heared the swirling of energy, Brittany screaming loudly and the peircing of a sword, cleaving flesh and bone. They heared and saw the splattering of blood against they walls and floor.

Xinck came out from around the corner whistling a tune. The left-side of his face was covered splattered with blood. Not his. And parts of his cloak also had blood on them.

"Anyone else want to question my rank in the Organization?"

Everyone shook their heads, 'No'

"That's right. I graduated from 10th grade and I don't have to take shit from anyone. Now, if we can continue with the tour...."

Eventually, the tour group had made it to The Hall of Empty Melodies.

"And I think you all would love to know, that The Hall of Empty Melodies was named by Demyx." said Xinck.

Another fan raised their hand.

"Yes, you, guy that tried and failed miserably to dress like Luxord." Xinck pointed to him.

"How old are you? And did you die in Chain of Memories or Kingdom Hearts 2?"

"I'm 15, and at this point in time I'm not allowed to say which game I died in."

"Well, why didn't they put you in the game?"

"Tetsuya Nomura said that no one would be able to relate to me and that I was too...um..what's the word?"

"Psycho?" came a random voice.

"Who the fuck called me pyscho?! I'll kill you!"

Out of nowhere another figure jumped of the ledge and directly in front of Xinck and the fans. Roxas. He was greeted with the usual response that someone like him would be meet with; cheering and screaming.

"Okay. Okay. Calm down." said Roxas and everyone quieted down at his word.

"Kiss-Asses!" yelled Xinck.

"Why are you covered in blood?" asked Roxas.

"Oh, you know me, I killed someone."

"Oh. I thought you had a period."

"Kiss the fattest part of my Ass."

"Hey, Roxas, are you gay with Axel?" asked another random voice.

"No! You sick pervert!"

"Roxas, have my babies!" shouted another fan from the crowd.

"Yeah, I'm gonna pass on that. Now, I'll do the tour. If everyone can follow me this way." Roxas said Leading the tour group farther into the Hall.

"I'll follow you to hell and back." said the fat Larxene, staring at the back of Roxas's head. The Tour continued onward, each member appearing in order from Roxas to Xemnas. When they got to Larxene, she almost died laughing at the Fat Version of Herself. The fat Larxene commited suicide 5 days later. When Marluxia had arrived at the Tour, some fat girl, carrying a cut-out Scythe, almost died from a heart-attack. When Luxord, Demyx and Axel came around, all the fans yelled out, 'I'd rather we skip the formalities.' and 'Dance, Water, Dance!' and of course, 'Got it Memorized?'. When they came across Saix, they kept asking him to go Berserk. No one cared or seemed to notice that Zexion, Lexaeus,Vexen, or Xaldin joined the tour( they just stood n the back and complained). When Xigbar joined, everyone asked him to take off his eyepatch or shoot them for fun. Then, they got to the Alter of Naught....

"Okay,' said Xigbar, "Everyone be quiet and wait for Xemnas to say something."

"Of course. We all ways have to wait for him to finish brooding over his Kingdom Hearts." said Axel.

Walking up the outside spiral staircase to The Altar of Naught, Xigbar held up his hand, giving the signal for everyone to stop and shut up. Then he whispered, "I'll see what he's doing."

"WHAT?!" yelled Vexen from the back of the Tour, "Speak up! I can't hear you from back here!"

"Shut up, old man! You're gonna ruin everything!" yelled/ whispered Axel.

"You don't get to talk to me anymore, Axel!" yelled Vexen, "You..uh...you!" he turned to Zexion, "Zexion give me an insult to yell at Axel."

Zexion whispered something in Vexen's ear. Then Vexen yelled back, "You, Axel, are a...uh.. homosexual!"

"Just shut up, old man! We're trying to do something here!"

"Ha! You are so angry that I just questioned you're sexual orientation!"

"SHUT UP VEXEN!" yelled the entire tour group. Then Vexen finally shut up.

" 'Bout time." said Xigbar, "Now...." he teleported away from the group and appeared at the top of The Alter. Xemnas was at the edge, worshipping his Broken Kingdom Hearts.

"Yesss, Kingdom... Heartssss." Then Xemnas lowered his hands behind him and scratched his butt. Xigbar clapped a hand over his mouth to keep from laughing and teleported back down to the tour group.

"He was scratching his Ass!" yelled Xigbar., laughing. Everyone joined in the laughter. Then after everyone had gotten the funnies out of that, the walked up to The Alter, where Xemnas greeted them.

"Welcome to My Castle, " said Xemnas, "I hope you all enjoyed the tour. Now, I'm sure that you all had questions that were not answered by the Other Members, and if you read on your flyers that if you pay extra, we will allow a quick Q&A. So, who brought their money?"

Everyone raised their hands full of Cash.

"Excellent. Cash-o-matic, Go!" Xemnas waved his hand and a huge vacuum-like machine appeared and sucked away everyone's money. The money reapeared in Xemnas's hands and he counted it.

"Yes. Everything seems to be in order. On to the Q&A." Xemnas waved his hand and dozens of chairs appeared. 14 of them for the Organization and the rest for the tour. Everyone took their seat and Xemnas spoke again, "Now, who would like to start?"

All of the fans raised their hands in eager anticipation and Xemnas pointed at one. She was a regular girl dressed in a white shirt and jeans with a Nobody-symbol necklace around her neck.

"My questions for Roxas. Why are you still with the Organization? Didn't you join back with Sora?"

"I did, but we had irreconcilable differences." said Roxas.

"Like what?"

"We had different ways of spelling irreconcilable."

"....But that doesn't make any sense."

"It doesn't have to. Next question." The girl sat down and Roxas picked another girl with her hand up. She stood up and spoke, "Hi, my name is Karen and my question is for Everyone. How old are you all? And tell the truth!"

"What a strange question, "said Xemnas, "I'm 35"

"I'm 29! Ha! Told you i'm not just any old dude!" said Xigbar.

"31" said Xaldin, "And still kicking ass!"

"I'm Ancient! Duh!" yelled Vexen.

"32." said Lexaeus.

"24." said Zexion.

"22" said Saix.

"22." said Axel,

"19! And still young!" yelled Demyx.

"26." said Luxord

"21" said Marluxia "A beautiful age."

"19." said Larxene.

"15" said Roxas.

"15" said Xinck, "Although, I'm pretty sure I said that earlier. Next question!" Xinck pointed to a guy who was wearing his hair blond hair like Axel's.

"Yeah, uh, my Question is for Xinck. If you were in a yaoi couple, who would you want to be with? Xemnas, Marluxia or Saix?"

Xinck's jaw dropped, "Uh...What?"

Roxas, Axel, Demyx, Xigbar, Luxord, and Larxene burst out laughing.

Then Xemnas turned to Xinck, "Yes, tell us, who you would want to be with."

"You can't be serious."

"Answer the question, Xinck!" yelled Marluxia, "Who would you want mounting you?!"

"AH! Don't say it like that!" Xinck yelled.

Xemnas said, "I think I would be a top. But I could be a bottom. A reluctant bottom."

"Answer the question, Xinck." said Saix, trying not to make eye contact with anyone.

"Uh..uh" Xinck stammered, "Okay, okay. Um..I guess Saix."

Everyone started laughing, except Saix who pulled up his hood, got up and left. Then Axel was able to calm down a little and ask, "Why?"

"Well, "started Xinck, "Xemnas seems like the kind of person who would love you and leave you, y'know, like, a One-night stand. And when were we done with it, I would ask him, 'Why wouldn't you look at me during?' and he would ignore me, leave and I would stay in the bed and cry. And Marluxia looks like he would be a selfish lover. Only concerned with his satisfaction, like he would just use me and not even ask how was my day or anything. But Saix looks like he has something deeper going on, like he would actually try to romance me, then we do the business and when we were done, we'd cuddle."

"Gay." said Xigbar.

"You're Gay!" yelled Xinck, "Next fucking Question!"

The Q&A continued, each member being asked specific question about themselves. Everyone except Lexaeus. Poor guy.

"This is unacceptable!" thought Lexaeus, "I'm funny! And no one asks me anything! I'm hip. I'm cool. Do the children still say cool? Damn, I need to get back in the loop, so that the next time something happens, I won't be left out of the loop! Hahaha! Now, what can I do to get their attention? Mmmm... I know! I've got it!....

"...And thats why I decided to..." Marluxia glanced at Xemnas, "'Try' and overthrow the Organization." he looked at Xemnas again, "Now that I think about it, the whole thing just seems like pure idiocy and madness."

"No," said Lexaeus, standing up, "This isn't madness. THIS IS SPARTA!!"

Everyone started at Lexaeus in silence. Then, Xemnas broke the silence, "Riiiiiiggghhht. Number V if you can just settle down-"

"It was from 300."

"I know. I saw the movie."

"It was a good movie."

"Once again, I know. I-"

"It was not historically accurate."

"Go Away, Lexaeus."

"Okay." Lexaeus pulled up his hood and walked away.

"Next question." said Xemnas. He picked a boy who was a greasy, pale, teenage version of Xemnas. The boy ran up closer to The Organization and got down on his knee.

"No one likes a kiss-ass." said Xinck.

"My Lords and Lady," he said, acknowledging the males and female, "My question is for Superior II. May I please ask this question, Lord Xigbar?"

"'Kay." said Xigbar. "Wow, I wish the real Xemnas would bow to me."

"Oh, go suck a fat one, Braig." said Xemnas.

"My Lord, Xigbar, My question is this. What is behind your eypatch?"

Xigbar chuckled, "Alright. I'll show you what's under here, but be warned, those with weak constitutions who have gazed behind the eypatch have either died, crapped their pants or died crapping their pants. Of course when you die you crap your pants, but either way there will be some serious crapping."

"Thats how we lost one of the first members who was named Analsex." said Axel.

"Yeah," said Larxene, " I remember that guy. Nice guy. Bad luck, though."

"Here I go." said Xigbar, placing a hand around his eyepatch. He started to slowly move it and everyone leaned in closer, waiting for him to take it off. Then he ripped it off to reveal....his other golden/yellow eye.

"Ha! What'd you think it was?" said Xigbar.

"But, My Lord, if you have both eyes, why the eypatch?" asked greasy teenage Xemnas.

"Dude, my eyepatch has 2 functions. 1 if I'm facing one way and my target is behind me, I can shoot my vision all over the field. Thats how I can aim so perfectly behind me. 2 it makes for a good disguise in Port Royal." he put the eypatch back on, "Arrg, ye Bitches!"

"AAAHH!" yelled Demyx.

"What's wrong with you?" asked Luxord.

"My pants! I crapped 'em! Aaah! I crapped 'em!" Demyx yelled, running out of the Alter, holding the back of his pants.

"Well," said Xemnas, "That was stupid. Let's continue. Next Question, please."

A girl raised his hand and stood up, wearing a good Xemnas costume, " This one's for Zexion. Will you kiss me?"

"Mmm, Okay." Zexion casually walked over to the girl and and kissed her on the cheek. She giggled, then kissed him on the lips. He looked her in the eyes, then started French kissing, loudly and obnoxiously. Tounges and spit flying in every direction.

"Uh," said Zexion, barely taking taking his mouth off to breath, "I'm just gonna go to my room! Oh, yeah!" Then he teleported himself and the girl away.

"His gonna go and make babies, isn't he?" asked Roxas

"I always thought Zexion was gay." said Axel, "Next question."

A boy stood up, wearing a T-shirt that said Organization 13, said, "A question for everyone. What do you do when you think no one is looking? And be honest!"

"I sing Viva La Vida by ColdPlay," said Xemnas, "I don't know why, I just do."

"I bite my nails." said Xigbar.

"I play with my favorite dreadlock," said Xaldin, It's the one right behind my left ear. I call him Harry."

"I...pick my nose." said Vexen.

"I tap my foot to songs from the Sweeny Todd movie." said Axel.

"I pick my ears...then sniff it," said Luxord, "I am ashamed of myself."

"When people aren't looking at me I am secretly more beautiful than they can imagine." said Marluxia, "I know it probably doesn't make sense to you but it makes sense in my head."

"I bite my lip." said Larxene.

" I don't know," said Roxas, "If anything, I guess I just stare blankly into space."

"Sometimes, when I think no one is looking," said Xinck, "I rub AND touch myself. I have problems."

"The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem." said Luxord.

"I just did."

"ADMIT IT! Next Question!"

A girl stood up, wearing a Blue wig, an homage to Saix, and said, "Vexen, you're a scientist, right?"

"Yes, I suppose." he replied.

"Well answer me this, If a tree falls down in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?"

"Uh..uh.." Vexen stammered, "Well sound is...when...the ears receive soundwaves but if no one is around to hear it...it...uh..I DON"T KNOW!!!" Vexen started shaking.

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?!" yelled the girl.

"AAAH! I can't answer that, either!" Vexen yelled, then his hand started shaking uncontrollably, "Ah, crap, here comes a seizure!" his eys went wide and he fell to the floor, shaking.

"Well, "said Xigbar, standing up, walking up to Vexen and placing his foot on Vexen's Seizing body, "It's been a time and a half and I'm sure no one wants to see an Old Man Die."

"Too True," said Xemnas, standing up and disapearing into a Dark Portal, "I grow bored of this Q&A. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here."

"But, how are we supposed to get home?" asked someone from the group.

"It's not my problem." said Xigbar, "Matter of Fact, Xinck, you handle it. Massive Effect Teleportation."

"Okay." Xinck held up his hand and a dark ball appeared and quickly all of the fans started disapearing in clouds of black smoke, until all of them were gone.

"Where'd you send them?" asked Luxord.

"Je ne sais pas," said Xinck in perfect Fucking French, "Hell, probably. But there's always a 75 percent chance that they went home."

"What do you guys wanna do now?" asked Axel, "We have a day off."

"I don't know," said Roxas, "What do we do on Days Off?"

This wasn't cannon to the story, just something I was thinking about.

Well Thats It, I guess I'll go and Start on Castle Oblivion. REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!