Chapter 14

They ran down the hall together yelling like a bunch of wild morons, which they were.

When they got half way to the entrence Mary kate and Ashley shouted together, "Suck on my balls bitch!" Then they swung open and sixty hufflepuffs ran torwards them with their wands out.

It was lucky that hufflepuff suck or Snape could have been in trouble. The four slytherins in his army could duel all sixty of them by themselves.

Snape was killing five hufflepuffs at a time with one avada kevada curse. Lady Gaga didn't have a wand so she just made the enemy lick her toxic vajaja, instantly killing them.

After twenty minutes of battle they had killed all sixtey of the hufflepuffs without any trouble. The four slythrines ran inside and the door closed, locking out Snape and Gaga.

Mary kate and Ashlee starred at Snape with really mean eyes, they wouldn't open for him.

"You'll never guess are password!" shouted Mary kate, or maybe it was Ashlee. Snape couldn't tell them apart.

Lady Gaga stepped forward and cracked her neck, "Free BlowJobs!" she shouted.

The painting screamed and flew open, so Snape and Gaga went inside.

The Hufflepuff common room smelled like shit, it looked like a public bathroom in hooters. At one side of the room their were three doors, they all had letters on them. One door said boys, another said girls, and the last door said Sprout. Just reading her name gave Snape a boner.

Snape started to walk towards the door but then tripped on something, it was the dead bodies of the slythrines, this made Snape's boner go away.

This didn't stop Snape though, he went to the door. When he turned the knob, it wouldn't budge. The door was locked!

Snape frowned, "What the fuck!" he was very unpleased, he then started to whack the door with his wand, it wouldn't open.

"Is that albino whore in there!" Lady Gaga shouted, "Come out you BITCH!"

Then the window blew open and Letesha Loveboob came flying in on a flying dead horse, she pulled a shotgun out of her bra, "Yo Slut, Ima Herz"

Gaga charged with her nails out, but before she could jump on Loveboob, she was shot ten times in the chest by the gun, Lady Gaga fell to the floor.

Letsha then pointed the gun at Snape, "Uz next Ho!" when she pulled the trigger nothing happened, "Dameit! I shouzdz of loaded up when i was at home!" she then pulled her wand out.

Before Snape could even use his wand, she shouted, "Avadaz KaVuDoos" nothing happened.

"What the fuck!" she screamed with all her gangster rage.

Then Lady Gaga started laughing, she spoke towards Lestesha, "Because its not loyal to you" she coughed blood but didn't try to stand up, "When you were high I had sex with your wand!"

Lestesha threw her wand to the ground, "Screw this! I hase to go home and get some weponz!"

She then flew out of the room. Snape saw something flash on her chest, it was a key, Letesha had the key to Sprouts sex chamber.

Snape ran to Gaga's side, blood was rushing from her chest.

He kneeled next to Gaga she was breathing faintly, she looked at Snape and gently rubbed his penis.

"I have things to tell your litle virgin ears" she sang, "You better kill that bitch!"

Snape nodded, "But shes on a flying thing, How the hell can I follow her"

Lady Gaga then whistled very loudly, after a few minutes a unicorn broke threw a wall and walked next to Gaga.

Gaga grapped Snapes crothch very hard, "Severus Snape" she spat out a lot of blood, "I am your father!" she then passed out, for good.

Snape cried, the unicorn started licking Snape's face but then didn't help out his mood.

Finally Snape stood up, he was ready to fight.

He started to mount the unicorn, but then he noticed that he had lost his wand, "NO, How the fuck can I kill her now!" he started to cry again.

Then Lady Gaga's vijaja started to glitter, Snape put his hands down their to see what it was. Snape was shocked to see that it was the sword of gryffindor, Snape pulled it out.

Snape then jumped on the unicorn and rode it out the window.

The night was dark, when Snape started to fly in the air, it started to rain and thunder.

He then saw his target, the bitch was sitting on the tallest tower with her dead horse thingy. Snape pulled out the sword and spanked the unicorn, it accelerated in the air towards the whore.

Snape was going to kill this bitch to avenge his father, and also so he could finally get a party in his pants.