Un futuro para Gin-san
"Wrong language," said Gin. And so he clicked on the random fanfiction button.
I Love You (Hiji x Gin)
"NO!" exclaimed Hijikata and Gin in unison.
"I WANNA READ IT!" exclaimed Tae, but by the time she got to the computer, she saw a different fanfic.
For the Future
"Huh, this seems normal," said Gin.
By VrogrostheUnderlord
Synopsis: Tae and Kondo are married and-
"Change it," said Tae.
"WAIT!" exclaimed Kondo. "I WANNA SEE!"
Mary-Sue to the rescue!
"I don't think so," said Tae. "Change it."
"Wait, we don't even know who Mary-Sue is," said Gin.
"Uh Gin-san, remember that perfect girl we read about earlier?" asked Shinpachi.
"The one with the 32F boobs?" replied Gin.
"That was a Mary-Sue," said Shinpachi. "They're generally hated by the fandom of series because they're so boring, and badly written."
"I don't see what's wrong with them," replied Gin.
So they decided to read a few Mary-Sue fics.
A few Mary-Sue Fics later…
"Okay, I'm sick of that," said Gin. "Thankfully, this alcohol also works as brain bleach."
Gintama: 4Kids edition
By 4kidsEntertainment
"Huh, 4Kids Entertainment," said Gin. "What do they do?"
"I think they produce children's cartoons," replied Shinpachi.
In the land of America, where democracy and freedom reign, Aliens called Amant invaded the capital of Washington D.C, and forced the presidency to surrender.
"This sounds horrible," said Gin.
"Um, Gin-san," replied Shinpachi. "This kind of sounds like Gintama."
However, the militias throughout the states attempted to fight off the Amant, despite having inferior technology. However, despite their numerous victories, the Amant depleted them of their resources, and forced them to surrender, as well as enforcing a ban on all weapons.
"Okay, this is defiantly Gintama," said Gin.
Meet our hero, Gin Sakota, a half Cherokee soldier who fought in the war for independence against the Amant-
"Good lord, they botched my name," said Gin.
Gin runs a handyman shop in New York, where he and his companions do good deeds.
"And they botched the purpose of Odd Jobs."
With his young compatriot Smith, Gin's apprentice
"They didn't even spare you, Shinpachi."
and Kagra, an Amant with super strength. Together, they work tirelessly to improve their community.
"I think that's enough," said Gin.
And so he clicked on the random fanfiction button again.
Why What Want Who
"Huh?" said Shinpachi. "What does that mean?"
By Metapsychology
555
The room was confused.
"The fuck is this shit?!" exclaimed Hijikata.
"Dunno," replied Gin. "But it's better than everything else we've read, so might as well keep going."
No one to know one.
D5 2X66
QWERTY
MID OR FEED
ADD TECHIES; REMOVE TECHIES
"Techies is pretty cancerous, not gonna lie," said Sakamoto.
"He deserves some kind of buff," replied Katsura. "You get reported just for picking him."
DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE
BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"What's with the misspelling of Blue?" asked Tae.
f(x)x(x!)
g(x)f(x + 5)
solve for f(g(x)) + g(f(x + 2x!))
A222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222
2META2FAST
subscribe to fdsa4321lbp22 on YouTube
"What's with that oddly specific message?" asked Kondo.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
"Oh shit," said Katsura. "They're on to me."
"This is just some shitty copypasta," replied Okita. "But we're still on to you."
Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name)
The entire room groaned.
"Wait," said Shinpachi. "That's the only line from that awful story."
DO A BARREL ROLL
FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
DOWN SIDE UP
RELENTLESS
RIP Blue Devils
12345678765432135853146864123454321234567851
メthrough the heart
DOOT DOOT
JOHN CENA
FDOKSFNDASPOKGFNAOGMRFD[GMDFSKLGHMH;KMST;YM;RTMLEWTKREWLTKPR[EWTOER
"I swear, it gets worse as we go on," said Shinpachi.
"It's still better than the other stuff we've read so far," said Gin. "And we don't have to drink as much, too."
hi every1 im new! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m! lol…as u can see im very random! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show! bcuz itsSOOOOrandom! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!
DOOOOOMMMM! - me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!
love and waffles,
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
The group had taken numerous drinks after reading that.
"FUCKING SHIT!" exclaimed Hijikata. "RIGHT AT THE END, IT PULLS THAT SHIT!"
"Wait, it's not over," said Okita. "There's more."
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just want to tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
"I think we just got Rickrolled," said Shinpachi.
"We did," replied Gin.
"Fuck this," said Shinpachi. "I'm going home. The internet has let me down too many times."
And so Shinpachi walked home, with his faith in humanity at a low point.
However, since Kyubei was paying for all of the alchohol, the remaining adults decided to get piss drunk off of Sake and Whisky and Vodka and the like.
I'm sorry if this chapter was rather short. The original version was going to be a Shinpachi Roast fest, but then I lost the original version due to my computer running updates without saving my work. As a result, I ended up just tossing some memes around and formed this sorry excuse for a chapter. The chapter after this will mark the end of the drinking game arc, and some evil faces are going to show up afterwards...
Also, I have school now, so chapters won't be posted as often as I had posted them in the summer.