It's been a week now, and I can now walk without falling on something.

Well... just the usual trip on someone or something, clumsy me.

"Here, drink this..." Sasori hands me a vile of pale blue liquid.

I take it, "What exactly is it?"

"It's ... medicine."

"I don't believe a word you say."

"Well it is!"

"Thenn... YOU taste it first." I hold out to him.

He grumbles something, then says, "Fine, Uke. Fine."

He takes a sip, then twitches.

"See? Just... medicine..." He tosses it back to me.

"Fine, I'll drink it..." I grumble taking a sip, then almost throwing up. "oh YUCK! That's disgusting! What the hell did you just give me!"

He walks off without another word.

I suddenly feel really dizzy, so I deciede to sleep it off, knowing it was Sasori's potion.

I jolt awake, full of energy and feeling GREAT!

I jump outta bed(literally) and throw some clothes on, then go running into the front room.

Totally empty.

I start bouncing on the couch happily.

"LAla LAla LAla laLA LALALALA!" I sing.

"Note to self, energy potion makes you crazy.." Sasori mumbles walking into the room.

"I hate you Sasori!" I yell out. "You seriously need to stop testing things on me!"

He just shrugs and takes me off the couch, then carries me back to my room.

"At least it healed most of your cuts and bruises..."

"I swear Sasori, and other point in time, and you woulda been killed for witch craft!" I say outta nowhere.

I wake up my normal self. I get up and stretch, my body as stiff as ever.

"Wake up in the morning feeling like P-Diddy, I got my glasses I'm out the door I'm gonna hit this city..." I hear the radio playing.

I again get dressed, and leave the room, my hair in pigtails.

"Mornin, Uke,un!" Deidara waves. "I see your better... and what's with your eye, un?"

"I'd... rather not talk about it." I mumble.

My eye was... cloudy grey. Just the left one though. There was an X in the corner of it, being all weird. It came right when I was 12.

Bullshit.

"See? She's fine!" Sasori points at me.

"Stop. Testing. On her." Sasuke glares.

"I'm with Sasuke on this one!" I call out. "Your tests have weird side-effects."

"At least stop with the potions." Sasuke adds.

"Fine... Uke c'mere!" He grabs my hand and leads me to the living room. "I need you to test this new thing!"

"Uh... ok..." I sit down on the couch next to Itachi.

"Your still playing guinea pig?" He teases with a smirk.

"Ehh... I'm not a guinea pig! ...I'm a dog."

He shakes his head, the smirk still on his face.

Could theses Uchiha be warming up to me... literally. They're always so cold to me.

Sasori attaches all these suction cup thingies to my chest, face, and arms.

"How again did you and Coal get Scarlet back?" Kisame asks out of the blue.

"Well... we were-"

"Hold on!" Sasori covers my mouth and flips a switch.

I feel a slight shock, then some stuff flickers alive on the TV screen.

More exactly, me beating the hell outta Orichimaru with a Sasuke plushie.

"Die SNake! Die! Diiiiie!" The Tv me screams.

"What the hell, un?" Deidara stares at the screen.

"What can I say, I hate Orichimaru." I shrug.

The screen flashes, then turns to an Akatsuki fan flash I had remembered at the time.

"Where's my ear! Whoes seen my ear!" Kakuzu scream running around the screen. "Have you seen my ear!" He yells at Hidan.

I laugh.

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By the end most peole are laughing, except of course for the people in it!

Another comes to mind.

"OMG I LUV THIS ONE, IT'S SO KAWAII!" Coal yells pointing to the screen.

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"You people are INSANE, un!" Deidara points out.

"Your insane Mr. I-Have-Mouths-On-My-Hands!" Scarlet shotos back.

"NEW ONE!" I yell as Pein walks in and stares at me hooked up to the TV.

"Sasori... what the hell is she doign?"

"New expirement! Sees inside your mind!" Sasori explains.

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"What... the... fuck..." Hidan stares.

"PEIN'S IN IT!" I yell out.

"Why don't you remember something useful?" Sasuke and Itachi spites.

I glare, not even knowing what was going on screen.

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Coal and Scarlet laugh.

"Oh GAWD! I luv this one!" Coal laughs.

I turn to the screen and laugh with them.

"Again. I said something useful." Itachi repeats.

Again with the glare.

On screen, was me taking a ragged stuffed bunny and beating Itachi and Sasuke with it.

"You have a twisted mind." Sasuke points out.

"Shut your effing mouth Uchiha!" I scream throwing a pillow his way.

"Wooow, that hurted sooo badly!" He says sarcastically.

"Shut up." I watch TV.

"How again did you get Scarlet back?" He asks the earlier question.

"Well..." I quickly remeber and watch the screen.

Me and Coal were wlaking through the forest boredly heading towards Konoha. We had on our Akatsuki cloaks that went down to our knees, and were much more form fitting than the normal ones.

It was to quiet for my liking.

"Ah-huh! This my shit! All the girls stomping feet like this!" I sing.

"Few times been- AHHHH!" Coal ducks own as a bunch of kunai come flying our way.

I just stare confusedly, then hear Scarlets shouts of protest.

"Oi, I'd recognize all them shouts from anywhere..." Coal mumbles atdning up. "Thats Scarlet."

"No shit." I walk to the source of it.

We see Team 7 in the forest using Scarlet for target practice.

"Cut that shit out!" She screams ducking some from Sasuke.

"That's where I cross the line!" I yell-whisper.

Everyone knows I have something against Sasuke.

I jump onto him and don't let go yelling, "RAHAHHAHA! ALL SHALL FEAR THE ALMIGHTY GURLS! SCREW YOU SASUKE!"

"Who the hell?" He sits up.

"HEY! That's that violent girl from before!" Naruto points out.

"I'm not violent! You were kidnapping me!" I protest getting off of Sasuke.

"Kakashi-sensei, c'mere!" Sakura whines.

"You pink-haired bitch! Shut your fucking mouth!" I punch her upside the head like she did Naruto.

She rubs her head in pain.

"Now you know how Naruto-kun feels!" Coal adds laughing.

"Yeah, yeah." Kakashi mumbles. "I'm coming."

"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" Me and Coal yell cracking up.

We get some confused stares.

Kakashi grabs my arm.

"AHHHH! RAPE! RAPE!" I scream freaked, yep I was actually freaked. "I'M BEING RAPED BY AND OLD GUY WHO READS SMUTT! HELP!"

"Shut up, I'm not gonna rape you." He glares.

"PEDOPHILE! MOLESTER! CHILD-MOLESTER! PORN-STAR! AHHHH!" I scream.

He says nothing.

Naruto was close to laughing, Sakura was snickering, Sasuke was just staring at Coal and me.

"You look awfully familiar..." Kakashi finally says. "That orange ahired fellow I saw a few days ago..."

I twitch annoyed.

"YOU SON OF A FUCKING BITCH PEDOPHILER! HOW DARE YOU COMPARE ME TO A FUCKING GUY!" I scream beating him into a bloody pulp on the ground. "I'LL MURDER YOU!"

"UKE! Stop that! He's Kakashi and old, so his eye sight is bad!" Coal jokes pulling me off.

"Fine..." I grumble crossing my arms.

"Let's go Scarlet, I'm sick of being here! Itachi's more nicer than Kakashi-teme!" I grumble.

"Itachi?" Sasuke looks up.

"Ehhhh..." Coal gives me a look. "You and your big mouth..."

"WHAT!" i protest. "I do not!"

"It's not like they can catch us." Scarlet mumbles walking away.

"I know right?" I agree walking off.

"This forest!" Coal complains after a few minutes of walking. "Why is it so big!"

I burst out laughing.

"Thats what she said!" SCarlet chimes.

"You guys are so weird..." Sasori mumbls closing his eyes.

"YAOI!" Coal yell-whispers into my ear.

"I don't remeber any." I complain outloud.

"Then lemme try!"

"NO!" I push her away. "I like this! Its like blackmail, and you can prove it!"

"What blackmail could you possibly have, un?" Deidara asks.

I smirk, then go back to the day when I tripped Sasuke into Itachi and they KISSED.

I started laughing after seeing everyones face considering I just showed the kissing part, not the tripping.

"OK Sasori, I'm done with this, let me free." I smile.

"Uh... ok?" Sasori shrugs and lets me free.

I stretch out some, notcing the things he hooked up to me left marks.

"Everything you test on me leaves marks, Sasori!" I whine.

He laughs sheepishly.

"Bastard." I mumble under my breath and go to the fridge.

"..." Pein catches my look. "Don't yell."

"What the hell happened to all the food!" I say trying to keep my voice down.

"It got eaten." He answers bluntly.

"Well where do we get more from!"

"Your world, and your yelling." He points out.

"URhHHH1!" I complain stomping out the room.

My stomach growls loudly as I walk past the living room.

"Bottomless pit, un."

"Well there's no more food, and I haven't been able to eat cause that freak lady shanked me!" I protest.

"Yeah, ya got me there, un."

"mm-hmm!" I nod my head. "I don't even know her and she blames me for her freakiness." I mumble.