Here is the new chapter!!!! Again I'm sorry for the delay in posting! I've had nonstop rehersals and two shows so I've been pretty busy.
HOWEVER.. School is over and I'm going to be putting up a poll either tonight or tomorrow about the next story I will write so keep a look out!
THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR THE AMAZING REVIEWS ON THE LAST CHAPTER! My reviewers make me want to dance in the rainy weather we've had. Keep it up! You all are AMAZING!
Here you go!!!! The Cullens make their way home!
Disclaimer: Mhm still don't own Twilight
Rosalie POV
The car was small... too small. Emmett nearly took up all of the backseat with his enormous body and then Alice and I both had to squish in with him. Edward had beat Emmett in rocks paper scissors as to who would drive and of course insisted that Bella sit shot-gun with him. Jasper lost all rounds of the stupid game and ended up in the trunk.
We had been speeding down the highway for a half hour and every time we hit a bump in the road everyone would yell in aggrevation. Jasper had taken to punching the back seat through the trunk and was every five minutes delivering a blow to Emmett's lower back.
"JASPER!" Emmett fllung himself forward to avoid another punch and in the process flung me onto the floor.
"EMMETT!!" My 'skirt' rode all the way up to my stomach and I squirmed every which way to unhook my ankle which somehow was now stuck under Bella's seat.
"Oh geez Rose put it away!" Alice mockingly flung her tiny hands over her eyes and then laughed before reaching down and pulling me back up onto the seat.
"Thanks." I grumbled before elbowing Emmett in the chest.
"Ow! What was that for?"
"For not helping your wife up off of the floor of a dirty police car!" I rolled my eyes.
"Yea well now I have you elbowing me, and I'm also getting punched from the trunk of the car.. it's a little distracting. What is this hate on Emmett day?" He started looking wildly around to the rest of the family. "First you guys make me die and now everyone is hitting me. Really I can only take so much abuse."
Bella laughed in the front seat. I wish she wouldn't do that, it only encourages his antics.
"Where are we going anyway?" It had been a long and annoying day and I was not past jumping up and clicking my heels together while chanting 'there's no place like home' over and over again.
"No need Rosalie." Edward interupted my desperate fantasies. "We are going home."
"Really?!" Bella nearly jumped out of her seat and through the roof. "You're not lying Edward are you? Because remember we are engaged and after everything that happened today, if you're lying to me about soon being home I might just kill you." He chuckled and lifted one hand off the wheel to take a hold of hers.
"I wouldn't do that to you. We really are going home love. And as soon as we get home I'm sure Esme will insist upon making you something to eat." Suddenly Bella's stomach roared like some sort of wild animal.
"Oh my god Bella! You're human!" Emmett blurted out. Bella leaned to the side and craned her neck towards the backseat. Her cheeks were slightly red from the embarassment of her growling stomach.
"Yes Emmett, I thought we already established that I'm human." Alice started vibrating with laughter.
"No no! I mean you need to eat! I totally forgot that you have to eat food! We haven't eaten all day!"
Hearing my husbands voice raise an octave in concern over our human sister's appetite was overshadowing my previous annoyance with him. I love my husband more than words could describe and moments like this only emphasize that fact.
"Don't worry Emmett, we're going to be home in 20 mintues anyway. Bella can eat then." Alice chirped while attempting to cut a hole into the trunk. Bella's stomach growled again but her face did not turn red. She was so pleased by the fact that we would be home with all the food she could want that she wasn't even thinking about her hunger.
I don't think I've ever missed Forks more then I do right now. T.V... down comforters... silk sheets... couches...
There's no place like home, there's no place like home.
Alice POV
"3 MORE MINUTES!" In the past 17 mintues I'd cut away a small opening opening that allowed me to freely pass in and out of the trunk. Jasper was thrilled that he was now able to have company. I was thrilled just to be able to be close to him.
"And eggs... I think scrambled eggs would be really good. Oh Edward do you think Esme knows how to make sticky buns? If not it's okay but I would eat them if she could..." Since Emmett alerted Bella to the fact that she has not yet eaten today, her hunger has grown ten-fold. For the past ten minutes she's been pondering outloud all the food she would eat when we got home. Edward was nearly biting through his own lip in an attempt to not laugh in his fiance's face.
"Don't worry Bella. You'll be able to eat sticky buns at some point tonight." Her head whipped around with impressive speed.
"Really Alice?! Oh that's exciting..." She was quiet for a minute and stared out the window. The winding road to our house slowly came into focus.
"HALLELUJAH!" Emmett's voice rattled the windows. Rosalie was even eager to get out of the car. Edward sped up and was pushing 90 mph while nearing our salvation.
"What's going on?" Jasper inquired. I shimmied back to where he was and told him that we were home and that he and I were going to celebrate escaping the police up in our room, alone, for the next 5 hours.. The car lurched to a stop and the sound of ripping metal resonated throughout the car.
Emmett in all his excitement had torn the door right off of the cruiser and was already in the house. Much to my surprise, Bella was not far behind him. I could hear her soft voice greeting Esme and Carlisle and then asking Esme what food there was for her to eat.
Rosalie's voice carried through the front door as well. Her's, however, consisted of needing to get out of her clothes.
"She calls those clothes?" Edward mumbled while heading towards the house himself.
After popping the trunk top open I held out my hand for Jasper to take. In his Southern gentlemanly manner he bowed his head and kissed my skin.
"Well thank you darling." He put a drawl on the word 'darling' and I giggled while her wrapped me up into his arms and carried me in with the rest of the family.
"Is this a road or a driveway? My god maybe I should have never followed them all the way back here.."
"God damnit! Does that man have NOTHING better to do then torment this family!" I screeched and seethed with anger at the revelation my last vision granted me.
"Alice what is it?" Carlisle walked over and Jasper put me down so that our father could great us.
"The stupid cop that has been giving us so much grief today is going to end up at our house!"
"What?!" Jasper suddenly got very panicky and turned wide eyed towards Carlisle. "Listen, Carlisle, if he actually does come here there are some things I need to tell you first. I never drank any soda, I'm not on drugs nor am I bi-polar."
Carlisle quirked an eyebrow in his direction and then slowly shook his head from side to side.
"How do you kids manage to get yourselves into these situations.." Carlisle sighed. "Alice when is this man going to arrive?" I tried to search the future for some inclination but it was a bit fuzzy. I think Baker was lost somewhere, he hadn't been able to keep up with Edward's insane driving.
"I can't be sure, he might be here in either 30 mintues or 45 minutes." Pots clanged from the kitchen and Edward could be heard swearing at various cooking utensils.
"Are we having guests?" Esme's sing-song voice called from the depths of the kitchen as well.
"No mom just the cop that is trying to put us all in the big house." Emmett answered from the couch that he was now animatedly playing a video game on. Jasper quickly joined him and Rose resurfaced from upstairs in much better clothing. Her whore suit has been replaced with a red cashmiere sweater and a pair of dark wash skinny jeans. I gave her an approving nod.
Rosalie had always known how to dress herself, Bella was the only one I ever had to worry about what she would walk into the room wearing.
"I know what we should do!" Emmett paused the game he and Jasper were playing so that he could focus on his new idea. "We should turn the Cullen house into an impenatrable fortress! That way Baker can't get in an bug us."
Edward and Bella and Esme all walked out of the kitchen. Bella was eating a grilled cheese sandwhich and Edward was explaining to Esme all about what we had gone through today.
"You know Alice," Edward started while diverting his attention from Esme. "I can't believe I'm saying this but maybe we should just make it impossible for Baker to get in here." I actually felt my jaw drop while Emmett started clapping at his success.
"You can''t possibly be suggesting that we listen to Emmett and turn this house into a fortress?" I stated while completley baffled.
"No! Of course not! I'm not suggesting we listen to any of Emmett's ridiculous ideas about fortress's.. but we can maybe tweak it. Maybe we can just advert him from ever getting to the house."
I mulled it over in my head. Hmm.. detours? It could work.
"Okay." I huffed. "We'll try to make detours, make it so Baker never finds the house."
Jasper had unpaused the game and the horrific sounds of zombies being slaughtered blared through the speakers.
"Alice, what kind of detours?" Jasper asked while biting his tongue in concentration and jumping up onto the couch in an attempt to somehow actually jump out of the way in the game.
"You know the usual! Cannons, net traps..." Emmett trailed off while also wildly moving the controller in his hands.
"Cannons?" Bella asked while now stuffing her face with pudding.
"Mhm.." Emmett flailed the controller onto the floor and crossed his arms in defeat. "Bella, you are about to see how to successful detour a human, Cullen style!"
I swear I heard her gulp.
I hope you all enjoyed it!!! This story is nearing an end! Probably only two or three more chapters! Thank you all for the continued support! KEEP REVIEWING!!!!! You all are the BEST!
Also, I compromised and did both Rosalie and Alice POV... so yea.. I couldn't help myself.