You're a Soul Reaper, Snoopy!
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Chapter 14: Causing Trouble
Meanwhile, back at Urahara's shop, Ururu was taking inventory of the stock in the back room when she came to discover something crucial about the goods Urahara had sold Rukia earlier that morning.
"Tessai!" Ururu called out in worry, as he and Jinta approached the petrified young girl with concern.
"What is it, sis?" Jinta asked.
"Those goods we gave Rukia this morning-" Ururu stammered.
"Yes?" Tessai inquired.
"They, they-"
"Out with it, you sissy! What were they?" Jinta demanded, to which Ururu simply stood aside and revealed the label on a box that read 'Defective Goods'. "Ururu, you idiot! You sold defective goods to Miss Kuchiki? What were you thinking?"
"It was dark, and I tripped... I thought I grabbed from the right box-" she whimpered in defense.
"Well, you thought WRONG!" Jinta yelled before Tessai picked him up by the scruff of his shirt.
"Stop it, you two! Fighting won't solve any of this." Tessai said with a scowl. "Let's only hope that soul doesn't get itself in too much trouble."
Back at the school, Snoopigo was lounging about the schoolyard until a janitor passed by and took notice of him.
"Hey!" the janitor called out to the wandering beagle as it turned towards the man. "What are you doing outside of class? It may be lunch right now, but that doesn't give you the right to lounge about the yard like you own the place."
Without saying a word, 'Snoopigo' leapt over the janitor's head and bounced into the air up towards his classroom's window in a single bound.
"I don't get paid enough for this kind of thing," the janitor grumbled to himself as he walked away in confusion.
Inside, however, Patty was helping herself to a lunch of rice and bean paste while Tatsuki was minding her own business until a lanky furry figure was seen outside the window.
"Pardon me, but is this the right classroom?" 'Snoopigo' asked as the classroom's students just stared in awe as he let himself in.
"Did you see that?" one student gawked.
"He came all the way from the courtyard!" another student said.
"Oh, this is awesome!" 'Snoopigo' thought to himself as he soaked in all the attention from the students. "Nobody can take their eyes off me. So this is what it feels like to be recognized." His attention was then diverted when he took notice of P. Patty's busty figure and immediately went to hit on her, much to all the other girls' shock and bemusement.
"Snoopigo! Whaddaya think you're doing, putting the hots on my friend like that?" Tatsuki snapped.
"Relax, it's all in good fun. Though when I think about it, you're the one girl who doesn't look cute when they're angry." 'Snoopigo' observed as Tatsuki had now hit her breaking point.
"That tears it! I oughta slug you, then bury you six feet under!" Tatsuki yelled as she threw punches at 'Snoopigo' before he licked her in the face. "Gah!" Before Tatsuki could land another punch, the real Snoopigo arrived in his Soul Reaper garb and caught 'Snoopigo' in his paws.
"What the-? I thought you were out fighting those Hollow things!" 'Snoopigo' cried out.
"It went down easy, furball. But as for you, playtime's over! You're going back!" Snoopigo announced as the phony kicked him in the stomach and jumped out the window again, leading Snoopigo back on a chase throughout the city for it as Rukia arrived back at the courtyard where Snoopigo touched back down.
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