I don't own naruto.

I do own Shiori.

Shiori: why don't we take a vacation?

Itachi: to where?

Shiori: the beach! ^_^

Itachi: sounds like a nice place to go.

Shiori: everyone can go! (except Hidan)

Hidan: WHY THE -CENSORED- CAN'T I GO?!

Shiori: because, I don't want you to.

Hidan: -censored-!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shiori: whatever.

Zetsu: Questions please.

Questions, questions, questions.
Sasuke: ANSWER MY GOD DAMN QUESTION, OR I WILL NEUTER YOU WITH A PAIR OF SAFETY SCISSORS!
Hidan: Do you like Shiori?
Kakuzu: How much money do you have?
Pein: Why'd you create Akatsuki?
Tobi: MORE COOKIES FOR MY FAVORITE PERSON!!
Zetsu: Here's an Oreo, since you look like one.
Well, BYE!! : ) AND YOU BETTER ANSWER MY QUESTION DUCK-BUTT!!

Sasuke: NO!!!! I'M TOO FAST FOR YOU!!!!! -runs-

Hidan: me? like her? Like that would happen in a million years.

Kakuzu: my money doesn't concern you.

Pein: ...

Tobi: YAY!!!!! cookies!

Zetsu: thanks?

Sasuke: I'M NOT A DUCK BUTT!!!!!!!

Orochimaru: I know you're not! ^_____^

Shiori: Why are you here?

Orochimaru: Aren't I going to the beach?

Shiori: no, you're staying here with Hidan.

Orochimaru: But isn't it like a group trip?

Shiori: Yeah, but I don't want you two to go.

Orochimaru: Why not me?

Shiori: because, I don't want people to be around you.

Orochimaru: awww.... : (

Shiori: Hidan's not going either.

Hidan: and why the hell not?

Shiori: You're annoying. And I'm pretty sure Kakuzu will be pleased with the fact you're not going.

Hidan: God... I hate women....

Shiori: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

Hidan: YOU HEARD ME I HATE WOMEN!!!!!

Shiori: No wonder you're still single.

Hidan: Shut up.

Pein: next question.

Shiori: Oh for the love of crap, just tell him!

Itachi: Why don't you just do something about it then?

Sasori: -Stole his cloak and ran off with it.-

Zetsu: Sorry, I prefer to eat, not be the eaten! -Cooked him with Kisame.-

Pein: Oi, other god person, -Threw him a bunch of cookies and tackle him.- HA! A GOD HAS FALLEN! -Laughter.-

Hidan: Hey, do you think your head would be a good basketball? -Yanked it off and played basketball using his head with all the other Akatsuki.-

Deidara: Hmm, would you blow someone up with a exploding iPod?

Kisame: I already decided for you! I'll make you well done with a side of Zetsu salad!

Orochimaru: Are you a gay? o.o

Sasuke: Are you ever going to stop looking like an emo brat?

Juugo (Whatever it's spelled as): How would you prefer being killed, stabbed, or tortured like hell?

Myself: Will I ever stop asking questions? XD

From, Kira Doragon. THIS IS TOO FUN! XD

Shiori: ...

Itachi: Shiori...

Shiori: hmm?

Itachi: you still didn't answer my question. Do you like me?

Shiori: I....uhhhhh.....

Itachi: -stares-

Shiori: -blushes light pink- yes... I do...

Itachi: why are you so nervous?

Shiori: It's just that, I've known you my whole life. We were friends and I didn't want to mess that up, I mean I knew I could trust you, but-

-Itachi hugs Shiori-

Itachi: It's fine. You don't have to be so nervous.

Shiori: ... -blushes lightly-

Konan: that's so sweet. They'll need a moment alone. Next.

Sasori: WTF?! WHAT'S WITH EVERYBODY STEALING MY CLOAK?!

Zetsu: WHy don't we spilt Kisame and eat him?

Pein: -gets up and walks away-

Hidan: -CENSORED- YOU ALL!!!! GIVE ME MY HEA BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dei Dara: I would....

Kisame: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!!!!!!! -runs-

Orochimaru: Yes, I am. I'm with Kabuto.

Jugo: I' rather be tortured like hell.

Sasuke: I"M NOT EMO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shiori: oh, and I forgot to mention, the people that ARE going to the beach, they need to pack for at least 2 weeks.

Sasori: What beach are we going to?

Shiori: we're going to a beach that has a resort area. Plus we will be answering questions there.

Dei Dara: but what about Hidan an Orochimaru?

Shiori: we'll send the questions to them!

Pein: ok... umm... can we get going now?

Shiori: sure....

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