I am looking to start a story where the Character takes stupid yet funny questions and will answer them with an answer that is also stupid but funny. If you have a question you want to ask Max please PM me (or review) and I will try to come up with an answer. This story will appear in the Get Smart section which is under TV Shows. This is a list of questions I already have so if it is one of these it will eventually be answered. This is the list (up until the double space are questions from yinyangsangel and after the double space but before the line break are from one of my friends I will add the new questions once I get them and they will be bold until I get another set of new questions then they will be normal):
Why do they call it after dark when it's really after light? Do horses and monkeys get grey hair when they get old? Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one? What if the Hokey Pokey REALLY is what it's all about? Who did let the dogs out? Why is there only 12 hours on a clock? How long is a piece of string? Why do they call it a pair of pants but only one bra? At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? Can animals commit suicide? Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs! Did London Bridge ever fall down? Is it possible to be allergic to water? Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes? Why are women and men's shoe sizes different? What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread? How do you make seven even? How many seconds are there in a day? Why do they call it a "Television Set" when there's only one? How fast do you need to cook for it to be considered "Fast Food"? Where does the "o" come from when we abbreviate "number"? Why do they imply the 'birds and the bee's' get up to something together? What can a deaf person use instead of an Alarm Clock? What does GOOGLE stand for? Would you like Fry's with that? Why are Softballs hard? Why aren't Blueberry's blue? Do Butterfly's make Butter? Does the Queen Bee have a King? Can you carry a Kangaroo on your back? Is a gold knife and fork still considered Silverware? Why isn't Chocolate considered a vegetable if it comes from Cocoa Beans?
Who turns off the light in the fridge when you close the door? Why do we care if the chicken crosses the road? Why is it called an ear of corn? What is the she-wolf doing in the closet? How did the frog get in your throat?