[Co-Written with panda8785 ]
Credit for Michele Walker/Agent New Hampshire goes to panda8785
Credit for Red vs Blue goes to Rooster Teeth
Credit for Halo series goes to Bungie
"WOOOOOH HOOOOO!" New Hampshire cheered, voice disguised as a guy's, as she drove a warthog in midair, crashing into one of the New Republic's buildings, "Let's do that again..." She spoke, slightly nauseated as she wondered how her head ended up above the pedals.
"Unfortunately, you don't have the money to pay for anymore damages." Omega spoke up, not appearing anywhere.
"Well... You don't have to be a party pooper." She muttered as she let out a loud yawn.
"Jepson?" Bitters hovered over the ex-Freelancer.
"Um..." She sat up.
"Hey guys!" He shouted, "Jepson's back!" A group of three, consisting on Jensen, Palomo, and Smith, were now looking into the warthog.
'S***.' New Hampshire thought to herself, knowing her AI was listening, 'What do I do? What do I do?'
"Just play it cool." Omega responded, once again not appearing in front of people.
"Um..." She spoke up again as she saw a group of girls that was being led by... Caboodles? Rage started to replace her fear as she jumped out of the warthog, "I'm sorry." She turned around to face the group of four, "I just gotta... take care of something." She ran toward the group of girls.
"Well, he gets out of Federal prison, and doesn't even say hi." Palomo sighed.
"It was like he didn't even notice us." Smith exhaled.
"I'm sorry." New Hampshire stopped the group of Caboodles, Fin, and Eclairs, "Where do you three think you're going?"
a few hours later the girls find out who Hampshire really is and as soon as the truth was revealed, Caboodles hugs her.
and then all of the sudden a A.I. appears that was the copy of Hampshire.
"Long time no see!" New Hampshire laughed as she "high-fived" her AI copy.
"Same goes for you!" The hologram copied the other's actions, "How's Omega?"
"Pain in the a** as usual."
"Hey!" Omega interjected.
"Go away, numb nuts." Both the human and AI spoke in a mocking manner as the smoky purple figure disappeared.
"Um... May I ask what's going on?" Reveca tilted her head to the side.
"Think of it this way." The AI started.
"If you met yourself, would you enjoy yourself?" The human continued.
"Or would you absolutely hate them and want to end them?" The AI finalized.
"Well," Fin started answering, "how could you like someone if they look back at you with your eyes?"
"What can I say?" The human giggled.
"I just like me!" The human and AI practically cheered together, one more enthusiastic than the other.
"Yeah!" The AI seemed to have more enthusiasm, "Screw flaws! The both of us are just two peas in a pod! We have no need for sadness! We have no need for fear! Screw depression! No repression! No repression!"
"That's going a little too far Chele." New Hampshire sighed.
"Aww." The AI pouted, "When did you lose your spirit?"
"you can blame Project Freelancer and Director Leonard Church for that one...then again he wasn't all bad, he was just a sad man who lost the woman he loved and tried the wrong ways of trying to bring her back...and Chele what have I told you about leaving me like that, you know I need to keep a eye on you and make sure you and the others stay safe."Neva said
"yeah well I got bored so I jump into Caboodles head and well sorry I really didn't mean to worry you Neva."Chele said
"it's okay but you really need to be careful."Neva said
and just then Tau appears and looks at Fin "hey there are you a Angel? cause you are out of this world!"Tau said
and Neva sighs at this "Tau what have I told you about not flirting or hitting on any human or A.I. females?"Neva said as she was glaring at the A.I. who was smirking "hey I'm just having fun no need to get all jealous Neva."Tau said
"me jealous? oh please and besides if you keep this up I might give you to that Palomo guy over there."Neva said as she was pointing to Palomo
"you wouldn't dare."Tau said glaring at her and she smirks and says "try me."
and to this he growls and crossed his arms over his chest and looks away from her "fine I will behave."Tau said as he log off
"anyway I need to watch the kids we brought here...it took a while but we got all of them here...but one of them keeps giving Smith the stink eye."Neva said as she points over to a little girl wearing what look to be a cobalt t-shirt and white pants, and green eyes and blond hair in two small ponytails on the right and left side of her head and was right now giving Smith the stink eye.
"who is that little girl?"Eclairs asked as she never seen that little girl before
"oh her name is Ava, Ava Church...wait a minute wasn't Dotti standing next to her? now where did that little girl run off too?"Neva said as she was confused where the little girl could be but then she gets her answer by a gun shot sound
"Ouch! son of a *beep*!"one of the orange guys yelled and who had been train under Grif and got shot in the butt by a gun
that was being held by the little girl named Dotti.
"I didn't do it!"Dotti yells out and not wanting to get into trouble
"Dotti Grif put that gun down now! that is not safe for a little girl!"Sister yells at her little sister from a few yards away where she was holding hands with Matthews who odd and strange enough she had fell in love with.
"no way! you ain't the boss of me Kaikaina! if anything Dexter is! and last time I check you ain't Dexter! so shut it miss stupid in yellow armor!"Dotti yells over at Sister.
"wait my armor is yellow?"Sister asked in a confused away that showed she really didn't know her armor was yellow
"oh man how dumb are you?! it isn't no wonder all your boyfriends left you!"Dotti said as she goes back to shooting at the orange guy in the same place "OUCH! HEY SOMEONE STOP THIS KID! SHE IS A LITTLE MONSTER!"the same orange guy scream
"I will try to get that gun away from her...before she becomes a little Sarge Jr."Fin said as she heads over to get the gun away from the girl but when she got a closer look at the gun she yells out "Hey! this isn't even a real gun! this is one of those paint guns! well they hurt all the same but still you can tell this is a paint gun from the way it looks..."Fin said
and right now Caboodles was becoming more and more angry before she exploded
"DID ANYONE FORGET ABOUT NEEDING TO SAVE MY CABOOSE?!"she yells and all eyes were on her
"if you all wont help me get my Caboosie sweetie then I will go get him myself!"Caboodles said as she was taking out two guns and she takes off her helmet off and now they could see how mad she look...
she was giving off a very mean angry aura and her glare was as cold as ice.
"I'm going now and if you girls want to come with that is just fine but don't get in my way when it comes to my Caboose."she said as she places her helmet back on and heads off to get ready to head out to save Caboose from what will happen in the fight to come.
"she is kinda attractive when she is like this."Omega said in New Hampshire's head.
"we better go and help her..."Neva said
hours later...
"and lets not forget you girls, you really thought you could play 'hero' and save these losers? as if."Felix said as he sounded amused by the girls who had came out of no where and in time to see Felix's betrayal.
"were you surprise?"he asked and the one to answer him was Neva and Reveca "no not really, because I knew who you really were all the time."they both said and then look at each other as if it was weird how they both said what they were both thinking at the same time but then they decided not to think too much on that and just glare at Felix.
"oh really now? and why didn't you do anything to stop us?"Felix asked still sounding amused
"well believe me I been trying, I killed about 95 of your space pirates...and believe me Felix they make it so easy and next I'm going to go after your boss and make him sorry for what he did..."Neva said as she was smirking as she glares at Felix.
"you did not kill 95 of our guys."Felix said as he wasn't believing that the woman had killed them but it look like Locus was going to say it for her.
"she did Felix, there are clear video of each place that our men were told to go to kill anyone who gets in our way of taking this planet."Locus said.
"oh really? big bad Locus believes me but his little friend Felix doesn't? I would be shocked if I didn't know that you Locus must be the brains and Felix the one who is the two-faced guy that shouldn't even be called a human!"Neva said as she was becoming really angry.
"hey got to make some money some how...now hold still this is only going to hurt a little...okay make that a whole lot."Felix said as he was about to take a shot at her when she starts to sing
"the guy to the left, shoot the guy to your right."she said and just like she said/sing the guy on the left shoots the guy on his right
"now then as for you Felix, I can do far worse to you...I could even 'order' Locus to kill you right here and now with one little 'song' and that would be it for you...now you get out of here and tell Control I'll be coming after him real soon and I will kill him for what he has done to me, to my friends, to the Insurrections that had work for him and anyone else he has wrong! you and him are so much a like, you don't care about anyone but youself and let me tell you this Felix...money can't buy you love."Neva said as Felix wasn't listening as he was about to attack her when...
one of the ones in black armor push Neva out of the way just in time.
"that was a close one, you okay?"the voice was female and it sounded familiar
just then another one of them in black armor that of course was the same as Locus's men, started to attack Felix and started to fight him and then the gun fire started.
Neva feels herself close her eyes and go to sleep and this was around when the reds, blues and the girls and of course Grey ended up being teleported to safety.
when she open her eyes she sees that Tucker was running at the A.I. Epsilon and look like about to tackle him when he goes right through the A.I.
"well your friends are sure interesting Carolina sweetie."the one still in black armor said.
"yeah you will get use to it...say Tucker you okay man?"Epsilon asked
"shut up! you left us!"Tucker yells
"oh like I needed to stay and babysit you lot!"Epsilon said
"we don't need you watching out for us!"Tucker yells as he gets up and was glaring at the A.I.
"yeah you do man! like all the time!"Epsilon said
"okay you two enough of the bromance and stop fighting...you can do that later."Neva said
and Tucker glares at Neva "okay first there is no bromance whatever that is, and aren't you a Freelancer?"
"yeah sadly...but I didn't kill anyone in project freelancer if that is what your thinking."Neva said
"so what was that trick you used?"Grif asked and stopping Tucker from telling off Neva.
"oh it isn't nothing really...and I don't really like to use it...it is only part of the 'charm' that I was given, I'm still trying to find a cure for it."Neva said.
"yeah I'm just going to pretend to know what that is...so who are you?"Grif said as he looks at the woman who takes off her helmet and it was none other than...Allison.
"who is she?"all the reds and blues said well save for the girls who knew who she was.
"she would be my mother."Carolina said not really surprise
"yeah turns out it is a long story on how she is still alive and it will be a funny story once you hear who Carolina's mom and dad are...so you best sit down and listen cause this will make you scream and do whatever it is you do when you go into shock."Epsilon said
"okay fine but I'm still mad at you."Tucker said.
a hour later...
"you got to be kidding me!? you mean to tell me the Director's real name was Leonard Church and Church was based off that guy and is the reason why we had to deal with her?!"Simmons said in panic as he points at Carolina.
"yes and I thank you not to be rude to my daughter."Allison said in a calm way and not sounding mad at all well she did sound a little mad but not as mad as Tex and Carolina would be.
"so your telling me that the two of you had a baby...and that baby happen to be Carolina?"Tucker asked again not really believing it but it would explain a few things.
"yeah and no guy is allowed to hit on my sis got that?"Epsilon said
"how is she your sister?"Grif said as he looks at the A.I.
"well in a way the Alpha is my 'dad' and he was based on Carolina's old man so yeah we are kinda brother and sister now, sure I'm a fragment of the A.I. of her dad but hey no one is perfect."Epsilon said and just then Epsilon-Omega appears
"yes well you do feel mad at him for placing you with Washington instead."the Epsilon-Omega said and sounding female?
"yeah well no one ask you now go away."Epsilon said as he glares at the double.
"I'm only looking out for you Epsilon, someone has to."the Omega Double said before she logs off
"okay why is the Epsilon-Omega double female?"Carolina said as she looks at Epsilon and wanting some answers.
"oh yeah well to tell you the truth that was like...another double of Epsilon-Omega, well she likes to be called 'O'Mallea' so I just let her be called that...maybe it is suppose to be like the girl version of O'Malley."Epsilon said not really caring.
"I don't think you should have two Omega doubles inside your well 'head', it might be best if you make O'Mallea leave."Carolina said
"and where to? and I don't think anyone is crazy enough here to take her off my hands."Epsilon said
"I'll do it!"Caboodles said as she was hugging Caboose at the moment.
"well I guess she is crazy enough then."Carolina said as she watches the girl hug Caboose one more time before going over to them and ready to take O'Mallea off of their hands and Carolina and Epsilon hope that they wouldn't regret it later.