Author's note. This is a rather common theme you see in many stories. Warning for swearing.
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Dear Fan Fiction Writers
I am NOT a slut!
You stupid, ugly, filthy Muggles Bitches!
Yes, that's right, I know all so called writers are actually little Muggle tarts who probably fuck their brothers, fathers and all their other male relatives like the dirty pigs you are. For your information, I am a beautiful Pureblood of distinguished lineage, something you would know nothing about. I bet you can't even trace your blood past your grandparents, maybe not even past your stupid parents.
I suppose you're all fans of that Potter boy and his band of stupid, ugly friends. As if any of them could appreciate my numerous assists, no Mudblood or Blood Traitor ever could. Because they can't take a little criticism, they call me ugly and horrid when it is they who are horrid and ugly.
If I catch any of you clothes wearing monkeys trying to portray me as you normally are, I will personally deliver you to the Dark Lord for him to have his fun with you. You will all regret the day you defiled my name.
Pansy Parkinson
Author's note. Pansy certainly has anger issues, lol.