kh-kichi13
Roxas: (IN HIS ACTUAL BODY! THEY HAVE TO BE CHANGED BACK...or not its up to you) Stick him in Sora's pod from KH:ReCoM KHII for a couple of weeks...oh almost forgot to mention, keep him awake XD
Namine: See how long she can last without her sketchbook
Demyx: See how long he can last without his sitar XD
Sora: Hmm...take away his keyblade and stick him in any room and... *drags out random cage of Nobodies and Heartless and Fangirls* RELEASE THE BUNNIES! I suggest the fangirls first though...hehe
Axel: Tie him to a chair and leave him in Barney's world...don't forget to take away his fire powers and his chakrams XD
Cloud: Put Cloud in that room... *points at room where Sora is defenseless* take away his sword and put Sephiroph in there too
Vexen, Marluxia, Xigbar, Xaldin, and Luxord: The fangirls demand a sacrifice every once a month, you five must be thrown in the fangirl pit...of DOOM! At least to keep US safe for five months...and besides...I hate you five...XD
"You heard them folks! Lose the notebook, sitar and Roxas, go in the pod!" Axel (STILL as Xion) commands with a bull horn.
"WE'RE RIGHT HERE!" Everyone screams at him.
"….. Well?" Demyx (Actually Zexion) questions.
"… Well what?" Forbidden asks.
"GIVE US THE ANTIDOTE!"
"Ooh….. YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! ADIOS!" Forbidden makes a run for it.
"…Wait, didn't Lexaeus just get home?" Natasha asks. Everyone suddenly hears loud footsteps and Forbidden yelling:
"LEMME GO YOU BIG LUMMOX! I'll give ya anything you want! Money, power, women! …. Men? Do you want men? Cause I'm sure I can find some poor sucker…" Lexaeus steps into the studio, carrying Forbidden over a shoulder.
"……. It was Axel!" Everyone says, pointing to said pyro.
"WHAT?! THAT WAS…. Hey, just who did send the prank to send Lexaeus to Atlantica for a week?" Everyone tries to remember but can't. Lexaeus smiles and takes a seat.
"… Can you put me down?" Forbidden asks. He drops her and then takes up a cup of tea. He raises an eyebrow and nods.
"… Well… Forbidden here had the idea of doing a prank show." Axel starts.
"….XIV?" Lexaeus questions.
"Nope, I'm Axel. Got it memo-"
"WE GOT IT MEMORIZED!" The interns protest.
"They switched bodies." Piklink explains.
"Who the hell are you?" Lexaeus questions softly as he takes a sip of the Earl Grey.
"The interns. We're helping out for the show." Exyles says. Rapidly they give him a summary.
"….10 more."
"Huh?"
"10 more chapters, and I want a favor." He whispers something to Forbidden. She grins.
"I can do that." Forbidden chuckles manically.
"GET STARTED!" She demands.
"Will do!" Axel grabs Roxas and shoves him into the pod.
"… Can't I have like a pack of cards or something?!" Roxas protests.
"Pfft, Namine, you look perty." Forbidden teases Roxas.
"…… Hmm?" Lance wakes up from his extremely long nap. (in Plothole Land)
"I'll take the next one!" He says and runs off to Destiny Islands.
".. Kay then." Katy and Piklink finish collecting the notebooks (where Namine hid them) and the sitars (which Demyx tried to pretend that he didn't know where they were). They shoves them into a safe and lock it."….. GIVE IT BAAACK!!" Demyx wails, bursting into tears. Exyles looks at her stop watch.
"5 seconds." She comments, hiding a smirk.
"….." Namine keeps twitching slightly but other than that, she seemed perfectly fine.
".. Wait a second…" They roll up Roxas's jacket sleeves and notice that she had doodled small pictures all over his arms.
"HEY! Namine!" Roxas protests from the pod.
"… Can I… fuck it." Forbidden throws the antidote grenade and everyone switches back.
"YES! I'M NOT A GIRL!" Axel and Roxas scream.
"….. I STILL have sexy hair!" Demyx laughs, flipping his mullet. Zexion tugs at his now lime green bob and sighs.
"Umm… Can I come out now?" Namine asks, pushing at the walls of the pod.
"…. We kinda put it on a timer. BUT…" Roxas is teleported into the pod.
"Now you got company!" Axel teases.
"Axel." Lexaeus says softly.
"Huh?"
Barney's World
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! LEMMME GOO! HEEEY!" Axel struggles against the rope as a giant purple monstrosity comes near him.
"…. It's only a dream… It's only a dream…" Axel says to himself, closing his eyes tightly.
"I love you… You love me…. Let's get together and play with Barney." The dinosaur(?) creature says menacingly.
"Whoa, what?" Axel opens an eye and then stares in horror at Barney's blood coated teeth.
"It's only a dream… It's only a DREAM!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!" Axel screams as the camera suddenly turns staticky and then turns off.
Studio
"……." Everyone glances at each other in horror.
"Did anyone see what I did?" Zexion asks. Everyone nods.
"I KNEW THAT BASTARD WAS EVIL! I KNEW IT!" Forbidden yells.
"Moving on…" Wiseman points to a second screen where Lance was chucking Sora onto a mattress.
"MMM!" Sora yells through the gag.
"Sorry, but this is how it works. Help yourself to snack, kay?" Lance leaves a small tray and walks out with the Keyblade. A moment later, Sephiroth and Cloud start fighting vicious. It soon turns into an all out brawl as the two heroes try to finish him and escape at the same time.
"Fifty on Sora!" Forbidden says.
"Your ass! 60 on Cloud!" Axel says.
"… 100 on Xion." Lexaeus says calmly.
"Huh?"
"DON'T FIGHT YOU SCARY VAMPIRE THINGY!!" Xion's shown beating the shit out of both Sephiroth and Cloud while Sora hides in the corner.
"…. God, if you can hear me… GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!" Sora prays.
"…… We need to have a little talk with Sora." Forbidden pulls out a bazooka and goes to "talk" with Sora. Several explosions, some shouting, and three grenades later, Forbidden comes running out.
"HE GOT THE BAZOOKA! DON'T ASK ME HOW, BUT HE DID! RUUUN!!"
"Wait, what?!" they hear a loud explosion.
"TO XEMNAS'S ROOM!!" Forbidden runs into the hallway. A very loud explosion as the crew (plus Lexaeus) ducks to the ground and avoids the blast.
"…." Xaldin, who happened to be walking by while drinking a cup of coffee, glances at the mug and pours its contents out on the ground.
"No more decaf." He mutters darkly to himself as he goes back into the kitchen. He was holding a small bundle under his arm, but let's not go there.
"WHOO! Let's do that again!" Natasha shouts.
"Where's Roxas?" Xion asks.
"…. Ow." Roxas stares at the blackened front of the memory pod, looking slightly freaked out and sweaty.
"Cool, how'd it look?" Piklink asks.
"…. Hot." Roxas says, wiping his forehead with his sleeve.
"Has it been 2 weeks yet?" Namine asks. Katy checks her watch.
"It's been…. 10 minutes." She grins.
"Oh man, how many more?!" Roxas yells furiously. He looked like he was getting cabin fever… or maybe POD fever! Ha!
"Forbidden! Cut the crappy narration!" KeybladeNinja7 warns. Forbidden lowers the paper roll.
"You guys just have no sense of humor." She mutters.
"Then why do you think we're even here?" They all retort in unison.
"…. I'll be a good Biddy now." Forbidden takes a seat on the now EXTREMELY charred couch and waits.
"Sacrifice to the fan girls, please." She says to Natasha.
"Uh… Okay!" She runs out.
Kitchen That Never Was
"Your move, Luxord." Marluxia says smugly to him. Luxord thinks for a moment before moving his Queen to A5. They were playing chess, if you don't get it.
"HA! I WIN!" Marluxia knocks over Luxord's King and grins.
"REAL MEN PLAY WITH CARDS! NOT THESE STUPID CHESS PIECES!!" Luxord yells furiously.
"…… So, according to your logic, a five year old playing with Yugi-oh cards is a real man. Fascinating…. You still lost, bitch. Hand it over." Marluxia grins. Luxord pulls out his Fair Game pack of cards and throws them at him.
"I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON THEM, MATE!" Luxord snarls. He was NOT a good loser. Xigbar glances up from his sandwich.
"Hey… anyone else gettin' the feelin' of impending doom?" He asks. Everyone in the kitchen shakes their heads no.
"… Must finally be goin' nuts then." Xigbar takes another bite of his ham sandwich and glares around. He STILL had the weird feeling, crazy or not.
"Xaldin, hold still." Vexen says while stitching up Xaldin's hand back on his wrist where it belonged.
"Yes sir." Xaldin slurs, all doped up from the anesthesia. He was grinning like crazy and singing the Happy Song.
"Oh, oh, oh, I'm so happy, I can barely breathe Puppy dogs and sugar frogs, and kittens baby teeth Watch out all you mothers, I'm happy as hardcore Happy as a coupon for a 20 dollar whore!"
"….." Demyx starts laughing quietly to himself but he, Piklink, Natasha keep hidden.
"GO!" He suddenly screams loudly. Everyone in the Kitchen flinches but only Xigbar manages to whip out his Guns before the trio knocks them out.
"…..To the ol Pit o Doom, kay?" Demyx says. They nod and start hauling off the unconscious bodies.
Studio
"Well?" Axel asks.
"… That was scary." Demyx says, looking horrified.
"…. NEVER send me there again." Piklink demands before grabbing one of the snacks off of the table.
"I thought it was kind of cool!" Natasha says shrugging.
"Now onto a series of shorter pranks… Lemme check." Forbidden grabs the laptop and scans the reviews.
"OOH! THIS ONE!"
Furryfur
Xion: Put make up on Saix while he's sleeping. :D
Forbiddy: Put a very very very scary clown in Lexeaus's room.
"…." Lexarus glares at the review.
"Uh... Lexaeus, unless you like the clown from IT, you MIGHT want to stay out of your room for a little while." Forbidden says nervously.
"Hang on!" Xion scribbles down something on a piece of notebook paper and then hands it to Axel.
"What the fuck is this?" He asks.
"My will." Xion says very seriously.
"…Your what?"
"You get my stereo, my collection of anime DVDs, and my bookshelf. Roxas and Sora get everything else." Xion says before running into what seemed like certain doom.
Saix's Room
"…. Zzzz….." Saix was fast asleep, probably because of all the pranks that had been pulled on the poor puppy.
"…… Time to make you BEE-AUTIFUL!" Xion snickers, holding up a Halloween monster make up kit. After about ten minutes of careful work, Saix was turned into a caricature of Larxene.
"…I was trying to make a puppy, but close enough!" Xion runs.
"Hmm?" Saix sits up and then glances into the mirror.
"OH MY GAWD!"
"…. HAHAHAHHAHA!" Xigbar laughs his ass off at the sight of Saix in his makeup. Somehow he'd escaped the Pit of Doom.
Studio
"UNCLE XIGGY'S ALIVE!! YES!!" Forbidden says loudly. Everyone turns to look at her.
"… I mean, how'd he get out? It's not like a certain little authoress helped get him to get out when everyone was distracted by Xion being a make up artist. Tee-hee, you guys are so silly." Forbidden ducks under the couch to hide.
"Moving on…. This is part of one prank, I think it's funny. Roxas, time to get our hands dirty." Axel says.
"… In glass Po-" Axel smashes through the pod and pulls Roxas out.
"Let's go!"
Supernova32
Pranked:The Emperor from Land Of DragonsPrank:Shave his beard while he's asleep, blame it on Shang and see what happens...
Land Of Dragons
"Okay…. On my signal." A suit of red armor says to a small cardboard box.
"Axel, why did you get the armor? I feel so exposed…" The box complains.
"Cause I rock, that's why. Now quit your bitching, Roxas. Boxes are like invisible to enemies." The armor retorts.
"… Really?" The box says. The armor nods.
"That's so cool! But why is it a Wii box?" The box questions.
"Look, are you going to complain, or shave the Emperor? Cause I could just leave you here." The armor threatens.
"Alright! Fine, I'll keep look out." The box decides, sighing.
"That's better. Now shush! I'm going in." The armor scurries into the throne room.
"Hey….. AXEL! There's a-" The box shuts up as Shang, one of the generals (I think) runs into the room, shouting that there was an intruder.
"…." All of the guards rush past the box and into the throne room.
"OH MY GOD, AXEL WAS RIGHT! HAHA!" the box shouts, heading off down the hall to try to find the armor.
"Owww…. I did it, but I think I broke my ass plate." The armor complains. He had thrown himself out a window after shaving the Emperor.
"Axel! You were right! None of the guards saw me! I have a new found appreciation for cardboard now." the box says happily.
"…Swell, kid. Now… Let's get our prize home." The armor laughs, waving a long bundle of white hair around.
Studio
"…. GAH, HOLY SHIT!" Forbidden yelps when Roxas reappears under his box.
"Hey…. SINCE WHEN ARE YOU SNAKE?!" Katy demands.
"Next time, I get the box." Axel complains, removing the thick plates of armor.
"See ya next time, guys!" Xion says as the camera fades off with a shot of Axel and Roxas fighting over the box.