A/N: It's too hot in Southern California! And there are no jobs, why am I even here? Oh yeah, I'm so broke I can't afford to move!
It's just like the reason for the rioting in Egypt a while back!
Sorry, rant over.
Please read.
"No! No! No!" Itachi yelled as he slammed another book shut once it didn't give him the answer he wanted. "Why can't I find a cure?" He groaned as he paced around the room, "There has to be a reasonable answer to this! An illness? An allergy?"
"A curse?" Sasuke offered as he stood at a distance, just for Itachi to frown,
"I said a real reason Sasuke! Reality! Facts! Truth!" Sasuke sighed at Itachi's growing mania, but he picked up a book and asked,
"How about this?" But as soon as Itachi saw the word 'supernatural', he threw another useless book at Sasuke out of pure anger. "Damn! Aniki, I know you're scared but calm the fuck down!" The dragon roared out after he quickly ducked, "And how do you know that this isn't really—"
"Ma-purs!" A strange sound interrupted the dragon before he scratched his head and asked,
"A purse? How in the hell..?" But then he saw the source of the noise. Tobi had rushed into the library in a panic, but the joy-demon's tongue was swollen out of his mouth and covered in purple, green, and gold polka-dots.
"Tobi!" Itachi shouted, "What happened?" Tobi's eyes watered before he tried to speak,
"Pe's man menpantresch! Pe's man menpantresch!" But he only ended up splashing Sasuke in spit and slobber. Itachi blinked before he asked,
"What was that?" Then, there was a pained groan outside of the main door.
"He's trying – Fuck! – To say that – Come on!" Itachi, Sasuke, and Tobi quickly ran downstairs and when the weasel-demon looked outside the window, he saw Kisame struggling to push the door open. The same door that scarcely weighed anything, the usually strong shark-demon had trouble budging an inch. Tobi tugged the door open, Kisame tumbling to the floor before he gritted out,
"Apparently someone cursed you guys yesterday?"
Tobi and Sasuke nodded, but Itachi only asked,
"Yes, we had a little mishap. But why are you being affected? You weren't even with us that day, Naruto was!"
"Well I guess that I got it from contact because last night I came home, bench-pressed Naruto for thirty minutes, went to bed and then I woke up barely able to hold… myself… up!" The bluenette struggled for a bit before he managed to stand…
Then fall down again.
Itachi sighed, "Look, I don't know what's going on, but I don't think it's a curse."
"I'm afraid that we would have to disagree." Everyone looked over and gasped as they saw Sasori's whole body colored pink (with purple, gold, and green spots) and Deidara's blonde hair up in a polka-dotted afro.
"I hate to say I told you so, Itachi," A tiny-fied version of Kakuzu's voice yelled. Itachi looked and saw Kakuzu… Only he was much tinier, as tall as one's middle finger, and he was standing on Hidan's head as Kira stood, completely unharmed, between them, "But I told you so!"
"But this is impossible! Curses don't exist and besides, Hidan and Zetsu seem fine!" Kakuzu rolled his eyes before saying,
"Hidan, can you tell me what 2 x 2 is?" Immediately, Hidan began waving his arms and mouthing out what was surely a series of swears…
But noise came out.
"Well…" Itachi gulped, "Zetsu?" Zetsu only turned his head, averting his gaze. "Is there anything wrong?" Zetsu nodded. "Care to say anything?" Zetsu stayed still and was determined to stay that way until Kakuzu snapped in his tiny voice,
"Damn it Zetsu, speak up!" Zetsu shook his head until he opened his mouth and sighed,
"I don't want to talk about it…", in the squeakiest, girliest voice you had ever heard. Sasuke couldn't help it, he fell over and bust out into laughter,
"Oh dear gods, this is hilarious! Look at all of you! If only I had enough time to think up names for you guys and –"
"KISAME!" The familiar voice cut Sasuke off and everyone could only watch as Naruto burst into the library, tears in his cerulean eyes. "Kisame, please tell me you've found someone to help us!" When the young blonde saw that everyone still had their ailments, he literally fell to his knees and sobbed into the ground.
"Hey…" Sasuke walked over, "Calm down, it's just a little mishap, it'll be alr—" Sasuke's eyes widened as he saw the source of Naruto's misery. His two tails, the things he had been working tirelessly to earn, seemed to have every strand of hair shaved off of them. Sasuke could have sworn he saw red before he growled out,
"Aniki, get off your reality-rant and go get that bastard to fix this!" That triggered a series of arguments within the group, Kira only watching with tears forming in her eyes.
"This is all my fault…" She sniffled, her tears making her stuffy nose even worse, "If I hadn't followed Ivan, none of this would have happened…" She stood there in sadness for another minute before she told herself, "I have to take responsibility. I have to fix this!" And with that, she slowly, quietly, began to walk out of the library. However, Kakuzu saw her and whispered,
"Now what is she up to?" Before he quickly ran and jumped into her hair. But back to the argument at hand…
"I don't care what you say, Itachi!" Sasori yelled, his eyes hurting from looking at his pink-toned body, "We need to go and confront Ivan!" Suddenly, Kisame blinked and asked,
"Wait, did you say Ivan?" But he was ignored when the others agreed to Sasori's plan, Tobi slobbering out,
"Plet's plo disch!"
"I agree, un!" Deidara nodded, the blonde's afro moving along. Zetsu frowned and squeaked out,
"I don't know… Seems awful dangerous…" Although Sasuke was pissed off, he had to hold back a laugh from that but another glance at Naruto's teary face caused him to regain his anger and ask,
"What about you Kakuzu?" Silence. "Kakuzu?" They looked at the desk where Kakuzu had een standing to see that,
"He's gone!" Naruto exclaimed, Deidara squawking,
"Or somebody stepped on him!" They all quickly looked at the soles of their shoes, ignoring how Kisame was trying to say,
"Guys, about Ivan…"
"Or maybe they sat on him!" Itachi gulped, everyone looking at their bottoms to see if they could find the stitch-demon. But after a moment, Sasuke shouted,
"Quick, Deidara's hair!"
"What, un—oh!" The bird-demon didn't get a chance to ask before Tobi rushed up and began parting and searching through the afro, "Haven't you heard of personal space, Tobi?" When they were looking for Kakuzu, Hidan suddenly shivered as maternal instinct kicked in. He quickly looked around before his eyes went wide and he tried to yell that Kira was gone. But since he had lost his voice, he had no choice but to run over and get Itachi's attention.
"Hidan?" The brunette asked, "Is everything okay?" Hidan shook his head, waving his arms in a panic.
"Scharadesch!" Tobi sputtered out and Itachi nodded before Hidan rolled his eyes and began acting out what he was trying to convey: first, he took a book and a pen before he pretended to write in it. Then he held his hands together as if in prayer.
"They write names in a book…" Itachi guessed, "And they think they're God… Oh! Kira!" ( 1 ) Hidan nodded and everyone looked around and noticed that the young girl was missing as well.
"They probably went after Ivan!" Deidara stated, Itachi nodding,
"We have to go after them! Everyone, let's go!" And with a gropu consensus, they all rushed out of the door. Well, except for Kisame who shouted,
"Wait! Shit…", before he tried to follow them but was met with his old nemesis: the door. "Oh, fuck my life!"
Kira tirelessly ran back to the Yonko Forests, only slowing down when her breathing got too ragged. She had just passed the entrance when a tiny voice yelled, "Stop right there!" She did stop, only to look around for the source of the noise. She twitched when she felt something moving about in her hair but before she tried to scratch it out, Kakuzu popped out and shouted, "Turn around this instant, Kira!" Kira bit her lip, not wanting to ignore her Papa, but her Mama always taught her to take responsibility for her actions so she shook her head. "What do you mean 'no'?" Kakuzu shouted in disbelief before he found himself gently picked up and placed on a tree branch.
"Sorry Papa, but I just can't follow your rules right now." And with that, she shifted into kitten form and was running further into the dark forests.
"Kira Shiroi-Hoku, you get back here right now!" Kakuzu roared (though it didn't really sound all that intimidating, "I'm going to tell your great-grandmother about this!" After that last outburst, he looked around and didn't see any way to get down. "Oh, damn it!"
"Come on!" Itachi called out as the group rushed into Yonko Forests, "We have to find Ivan's house immediately!" They all ran as fast as they could, Deidara tripping as his afro kept obscuring his vision.
"Oh!" He yelped when he face-planted into a pile of dirty autumn leaves, "Easier said than done, un!" He shouted before he got to his feet and started running again. Sasuke was in dragon-form, flying above the rest of the group and carrying Naruto on his back. They soon passed the Autumn section of the Forest and found themselves in the Spring section. However, all the out-of-season pollen that was being released here caused Sasuke to get into a sneezing fit, the young dragon sneezing out flames and ash before he finally crashed into a tree.
"Ow…" Naruto groaned. Sasuke would have returned the sentiment, but it seemed that his mouth was full… His left eye twitched before Kakuzu popped out of his mouth and said,
"Thanks for the rescue! But now I have to get to Ivan's immediately!" The dragon and the fox-demon would only watch as the tiny stitch-demon quickly fastened what looked like a horse-bit and reign out of sticks and vines. He then stuck the bit into Sasuke's mouth and hopped onto his back, calling out, "Get along, scaly!"
"Excuse me?" Sasuke growled out. But Kakuzu merely took out his rope, tied it into a whip and gave Sasuke's neck a lashing. "Ow! What the fuck? Okay, ow, I'm going, I'm going!"
After passing through the sweltering heat of the Summer part of the forest, the gropu of demons made it to the freezing cold Winter section. And after a few, shivering minutes of walking, they found what they were looking for…
But not at all expecting.
In the center of a yard covered is statues and furniture pieces made of ice and crystal, there stood a huge, regal mansion entirely composed of white material; it was nearly impossible to see where the snow and ice ended and the mansion began. When Deidara made it to snowbank that the others were hiding behind, he whined,
"I look awful, un!" Sasori shook his pink head and held the afro out of Deidara's eyes, whispering,
"This place is awful." Deidara blinked as he saw the icy skull-topped signposts that held soft flames to light the way to the front door.
"Oh my! This place is awful!" They quietly padded over to the kitchen window and peeked in, Sasori gulping,
"Nice décor…" As he saw the ancient-looking furniture, the dusty curtains, the strange bottles and containers on the counters, and the peculiar collection of wooden dolls on the shelves, "If you like creepy!" Just then, the door to the kitchen opened, revealing Ivan sans the cloak but dressed in a turtle-neck sweater and thick, coarse pants as he walked into the room and stopped at the stove where he had a large, heavy pot boiling away. He grabbed one of the bottles and poured a cloudy substance into the pot; the mixture bubbled away, a strange, maroon-shaded substance.
He then picked up one of the wooden dolls, his hand bearing a snow-flake magic-mark, but Itachi gasped as he saw that the doll had a striking resemblance to Kisame. But rather than put the doll in the brew, he opened its mouth, placed a nut inside, and pressed the doll's jaw together: snapping the nut in half before he dropped it in. He repeated the process, all the while singing a strange song in a different language. But Tobi had heard enough to try and scream,
"Pe ssthol my scholng! Sthit's my scholng!"
"He stole your soul?" Sasori guessed but Itachi shook his head,
"Tobi, it sounds nothing like you song!" Tobi frowned and looked around before his eyes landed on Zetsu. He fell to the plant-demon's feet and looked up at him, wide eyes pleading. Zetsu sighed before he began, completely not into it,
"He's an evil enchanter,
And a really bad dancer.
If you look in his eyes,
He'll put you in a trance-r." While he was 'singing', Tobi was dancing out every step,
"Then what will he do?
He'll mix up an evil brew.
Then he'll swallow you up
In a big tasty stew.
So…
Watch out."
When they were done, Deidara asked, "You saw all those horrible things, Itachi! Now do you believe us?" Itachi frowned, but even he had to look at all the facts.
"Weird dolls… Confusing incantations… A great big boiling cauldron? Everything is pointing to Ivan being evil." Everyone was giving Itachi a 'told you so' look, but then the weasel-demon thought, "Or… He could be making soup!" Inside, Ivan took a spoonful of the mix and tasted it, licking his lips before he commented,
"The perfect consistency for young demons, da? Now," He turned, "Kira? Where are you~?" Everyone gasped in horror, Itachi gulping,
"Or maybe he's making cat-demon soup!"
Everyone looked at each other before they all screamed, Hidan finally deciding to storm into the kitchen and save his daughter. But before he could, there was a pained growl from above.
Kakuzu was still forcing Sasuke through the air, and when he saw the mansion, he called out, "I'm coming Kira!", before whipping Sasuke so that the dragon rushed into the kitchen, crashing into the table.
"What is this?" Ivan called out as Sasuke desperately thrashed around, having enough of Kakuzu's treatment, "Stop!" The dragon's tail whipped out and managed to crack the cabinets open, sending various dishes crashing to the floor, "Enough! Enough, get out!" The door cracked open again, Itachi, Sasori, Deidara, and Hidan storming in; Itachi calling out,
"What have you done to Kira?" But Ivan was hardly in the mood to ask questions, if the swirl of icy-wind and the dark aura forming around him were anything to go by.
"Stop this madness at once!" He yelled out, but Sasuke was in such a rage that Naruto had jumped off of his back for safety when the dragon crashed into Ivan's stove, the pot falling to the floor. "Nyet!" Ivan cried, falling to the floor, "You know not what you've done!"
After a little bit more of Sasuke's thrashing, Kakuzu jumped off and landed behind one of Ivan's pointed ears; trying to subdue the large Baba Yaga.
"The ruse is up Ivan," Itachi narrowed his eyes, "I didn't want to believe that you cursed us, but the evidence is over-whelming!"
"You made us look ridiculous!" Sasori and Deidara shouted. Zetsu squeaked,
"You made me sound ridiculous!"
"Pu maid pe speek wedicupous!" Tobi slobbered out. Itachi added,
"You ruined my magic and chakra!" The room was silent for a moment. But then Ivan stood, icy wind whipping around him to the point that Kakuzu was flung away back to the group.
"How dare you?" Ivan growled, "Such insolence you all are having to come here, ruin my kitchen, my heirlooms, my precious keepsakes, my work… And then you accuse me of commiting some unknown crime?"
"Because you're the one who put this curse on us!" Naruto shouted, "Now, undo it!"
"Making commands of me…" Ivan whispered, his amethyst eyes glowing as his anger increased, "Is not being the wisest of decisions, my friends." Hidan shook his head and stomped forward, despite the growing winds.
"Where is Kira?" Itachi seethed out as Ivan and Hidan glared at each other. Just when the growing storm was going to break out, a soft voice called out,
"Mr. Ivan! I think that I found everything you needed!" It was Kira, the small girl carrying a basket of herbs, eggs, and berries. Her wide eyes looked around the ruined kitchen before she asked, "What happened?"
"Kira!" Kakuzu called out, Hidan rushing over and taking the girl into his arms, "You're okay!"
"Mm!" Kira mewled out before she asked, "Why wouldn't I be?" Itachi stood between the two albinos and Ivan before he explained,
"Because Ivan is an evil enchanter who cursed us all and is going to cook you into soup!" Kira blinked, Ivan did as well, before both of them burst into laughter; Ivan's dark aura and ice-cold wind disappearing from the humor of the situation.
"Itachi…" Kira smiled as she wiggled out of her Mama's grasp, "Did all those suspicions finally get to you? You should know that curses don't exist!"
"Kira-chan," Itachi shook his head, "You honestly can't stand there and tell me that this," He waved an arm towards everyone, "Isn't a curse!"
"It's not a curse!" That call came from outside. Ivan nodded to himself, murmuring,
"I was wondering when he would be showing up." He went to the kitchen door that led outside and opened it. There was Kisame, leaning against the door in an exhausted heap, "Kisame, my good friend! Come inside out of the cold!"
To say that everyone was confused would have been an understatement. Itachi looked from Kisame, to Ivan, to Kira, before asking,
"What the hell is going on here?"
"If I could be explaining that," Ivan cleared his throat, "If you remember yesterday when I warned you all to move away from that place, it was not a threat or a curse."
"It was a warning." Kira spoke up, "About those purple, gold, and green plants. They're called Autumn Fools."
"Yes," Ivan nodded, "They are not being hostile plants, but if you ever touch them, they will take every opportunity to make a joke out of you." Kakuzu crawled on top of the counter and yelled,
"Could someone explain this to me in a way that makes sense?" Itachi gulped before he began,
"I think what they're saying is… When we ran into the Forests to save Kira, we ran into the Autumn Fools. All our problems are just little jokes they played on us."
"Ha ha," Deidara frowned, "They're so funny I forgot to laugh."
"But…" Naruto bit his lip, "What about the cauldron?"
"And the chanting?" Zetsu asked.
"And the creepy decoartions?" Sasori asked as well. Ivan shook his head before explaining,
"The skull-lanterns are something my father used to teach me. To keep evil forces away. And the dolls are treasure that me and my sisters used to make when we were younger. I keep the wooden ones out here because they are more durable than the porcelain ones my sisters made me. Also, I am always making new ones: like my Kisame nut-cracker!" He held up the wooden figurine, Kisame smiling,
"You finished it!"
"That I did, comrade." Ivan said, handing the figure to Kisame, just for the shark-demon to fall over from its light weight. "And the chanting, as you call it, was just a folk song from my homeland." Oh, everyone was starting to feel pretty bad about their paranoia. But Sasuke had to ask,
"What about the cauldron? The Kira-chan soup?" Kira shook her head,
"That pot wasn't for me! It was for all the special ingredients that Ivan needed my help to gather. He's really good at herbal remedies!"
"Hey, I was growing up poor!" Ivan smiled, "You have to use what you have, da?" Itachi looked around and saw a book that seemed to have a recipe for the cure to Autumn Fools.
"But I looked all over for a cure! What book is this?" Ivan picked it up and handed it to the weasel-demon,
"Here is the book you were seeking. A shame it is not being in your library, da?" Itachi read the cover and flinched when he saw that it was the exact same book that Sasuke had tried to show him earlier.
"And how many apologies is aniki going to owe me after this?" Sasuke huffed as she shifted out of dragon form. Itachi wasn't in the mood to reply to him, instead explaining,
"Actually, I do know this book. But I didn't take it seriously because the title sounded iffy." He sighed and looked to Kisame, "And you were trying to tell us about Ivan when we all rushed out of the library, weren't you?"
"Yep," Kisame nodded as Ivan helped him up, "This big snow bear would never hurt a fly! A deer or a boar, maybe, but not any other demon! I should know," He smirked, "I helped him move out here."
Questions… So many questions that needed to be answered, but now wasn't the time.
"Ivan…" Itachi whispered, "I'm so, so sorry. If only I had paid attention and read between the lines of this situation." But Ivan chuckled and said,
"It is fine. The mess is easy enough to clean up."
"Would you be willing to mix up another batch of medicine?" Kisame asked.
"But of course, my friends!" Ivan laughed, yet he soon remembered, "But I would need to buy more of the ingredients from Adamant Falls…"
"And whenever Ivan comes to town," Kira explained, "All the stores are mysteriously closed."
"Oh." Everyone turned red and sheepish at that, Itachi nodding, "Let's see what we can do about that."
Later that afternoon, after they had helped Ivan clean up the mess they had made in the kitchen, they all walked into Adamant Falls. But no sooner had they arrived, demons started shouting, "The evil enchanter and his cursed minions!"
"It's too horrible!" Another shouted as they all ran into their homes and stores, locking everything up tight. Itachi calmly walked up to the Florist's and knocked on the door, stating when the door opened a crack,
"Ino. We need to talk," The flower-demoness shivering at the door.
Adamant Falls was also home to a very nice spa center, so the group kindly commandeered their Jacuzzi-tubs in order to disperse the treatment. Naruto, Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, Zetsu, and Itachi were already relaxing in the warm, soothing waters: Ivan's remedy already removing their ailments if Itachi's effortless summoning of a towel was anything to go by. They all looked up when a happy laugh sounded above them, Tobi jumping into the tub with a large splash. When the waters settled, he looked at his mouth and saw that his tongue was back to normal, laughing in relief. Ivan was busy helping Kisame into the water, but as soon as the bluenette was in he gave an energized holler as he felt his strength returning.
Kira's little cold was even cured by the mix, the small demon adding more berries into the tub.
"Oh Mr. Ivan?" One of the spa-workers asked as she walked over to see if everyone was okay, "If you could be so kind as to teach me this recipe for this bath? It's simply luxurious!" Ivan smiled, about to happily agree when Hidan yelled,
"Where's Kakuzu?" They all screamed as they desperately tried to get out of the water, but a deep chuckle of,
"I'm right here.", led them to see the stitch-demon sitting with his backside stuck in a bucket. "Did you guys really have to sit me in this thing?"
"Sorry Kakuzu," Sasori smiled, happily watching his off-coloring wash away, "I can't quite hear you over this divine bath!"
"Oh my gosh!" Tobi shouted as he broke through the water's surface, "Tobi never realized how horrible it was not to talk! I mean, Tobi loves talking so much!" Everyone slowly began to groan, Sasori shoving to cotton balls into his ears, "So when I was trying to talk and Tobi's tongue was all 'bleh' it was the absolute worst! Right Zetsu-san?" Everyone turned their attention to the quiet plant-demon who simply replied,
"Yes." In his calm, normal voice.
OMAKE
"To Ivan, the newest member of our little group here!" Kisame called out as they all sat around their own table in Adamant Falls's bar, Current. After the Autumn Fools afflictions had been cured (and after Kira had been sent to bed after such an eventful day), Kisame suggested that they all go out and celebrate. They soon found out a lot of things about their cream-haired friend.
They found out that he could really knock back the booze, if the five empty vodka bottles were any indication…
"Oh my gods…" Itachi raised a thin eyebrow as Ivan drank from his sixth bottle of vodka. "How do you do it?" Ivan only chuckled, saying,
"This is normal where I come from! Vodka is sometimes drunken more often than water, due to the freezing weather." And with that he went back to his drink, Kisame laughing as he ordered a sixth bottle of sake,
"Isn't he awesome?"
They found out why Ivan had left his homeland in the first place… Both reasons.
"I was moving out here to find work this Winter." He explained, "Baba Yagas are creatures of ice and snow, after all." To prove his point, he held up a finger and spun it around, three perfect snow-flakes forming in the air.
"Wow, so pretty un!" Deidara gasped around his wine-cooler. Kisame smiled before wrapping an arm around Ivan's shoulder and egging on,
"Tell them the other reason, Ivan." Ivan blushed a bit before admitting,
"And… I have just gotten married. So I wanted to set up a household before I brought my new bride home."
"Congratulations!" Hidan laughed out, drunk already, "That's a reason to celebrate! Cheers to the newlyweds Ivan and… What's your bride's name?" Ivan chuckled again before answering,
"Alfred."
OMAKE 2
Naruto decided to get an early leave home so he could set up Kisame's schedule for tomorrow, and this time, Sasuke decided that he had done enough wussing out. "I'll walk you home." He offered, following the blonde Kitsune out the door.
"Oh, thank you." Naruto smiled, a dazzling motion that almost made Sasuke chicken out on his decision. But as they started walking through the cool, ocean evening, they both found the quiet walk quite… Enjoyable.
"You know…" Naruto began as the concrete sidewalk slowy turned into the sandy beach, "I still feel kind of bad about how we treated Ivan."
"Well…" Sasuke began, looking for a way to cheer the blonde up, "It was a bit of a witch-hunt… Literally, but the point is that everyone's calmed down, the ailments are gone, and you've never looked better." Naruto blinked, a bit of a blush growing on his face and his two fluffy tails moving behind him,
"You think so?"
"Yeah, of course!" Sasuke nodded, hoping that he wasn't making a fool of himself. And when Naruto smiled, he felt that he was in the clear. The blonde Kitsune walked on in silence for a while more before he stated,
"Maybe the gods had me experience today so I could learn a lesson." He looked up at the sky, Tsukuyomi's moon gently drifting across the ink-shaded sky, "To learn that we should never judge books by their covers?"
"Hn." Sasuke looked up at the night sky as well, the scene relaxing. Suddenly, Naruto yelped and fell to the ground.
"Naruto?" Sasuke shouted, "Are you okay?"
"It hurts…" The blonde whimpered.
"Hold on!" Sasuke gulped, "I'll go get help and—"
"No!" Naruto shouted, "Stay here! Please?" The dragon was in a bit of a hard place, he wanted to get help but Naruto seemed to need him there… He sat down next to the Kitsune, gasping when Naruto grabbed onto him and whimpered more before he actually started glowing a bit.
But just as the weird spectacle had started, it stopped; Naruto panting before he turned and gasped. "What is it?" Sasuke asked in a worried panic. But the blonde jumped up and turned around, showing off his brand new third tail.
"I can't believe it!" He shouted in joy as he rubbed the smooth, fluffy fur, "Now I'm just six tails away…" He blinked before turning back towards Sasuke and giving a nervous chuckle, "Heh heh, sorry about worrying you. This is what happens whenever I get a new tail…"
"I see…" The dragon raised an eyebrow at the fox's almost instant recovery. He did, however, try to say something when he saw Naruto going towards the ocean water, "Hey, wait a minute!"
"Sorry Sasuke!" Naruto called back, making sure he had a stone that looked like a deep, blue sapphire in his pocket, "I have to get back to Kisame's so I can write a letter! See you!" And at that, he jumped into the water; swimming deep into the warm waters.
"Fuck my life…" Sasuke sighed, deciding to go back to the library.
A/N:
( 1 ) This was a very badly written Death Note joke. I'm sorry.
Hm… What to say… Okay, so this is another one of my fav episodes. I know I said that I have two, but upon closer examination it's more like four. Heh… Thanks for reading! Please Review!
-Tyranno's girl.