Weiss was really unsure of how the others had managed to talk her into buying a 3DS, but she now believed that it was one of the greatest decisions of her life. Something about the casual hand held device caused her to waste hours playing silly little games like Monster Hunter, Mario, and even Pokemon (which she wouldn't admit to it, but that one had completely taken over her 3DS gameplay time.)
One element that interested her the most, however, was the StreePass feature. For some off reason, she absolutely adored the PuzzleSwap mini game that required the StreetPasses from other players, and she made it her personal quest to complete as many puzzles as possible. She even went so far as to break one of Beacon's rules: no personal devices (say for Scrolls) in classrooms. Her light blue 3DS resided in her bag in sleep mode all day, and she would check her StreetPasses between every class.
The 3DS was apparently relatively popular in the academy, so it wasn't out of the question for her to meet upwards of thirty or so people every day. Naturally, among them were the members or her own team; they always StreetPassed in the morning when they woke up with freshly charged systems.
Today seemed no different. Classes had finished up, and Weiss found herself in the dorm of team RWBY, about to check her StreetPasses for the third time. "Let's see," she said aloud as she opened the system. "I got six more." She began looking over who she passed and narrated aloud who she had just gotten. "Jaune, Nora, Pyrrha, Red, Velvet, and…and…what the hell is that?"
Ruby paid her no mind as she was looking through her own system. "Uh, Weiss," she said after a minute. "Did you get this…thing as well?" She showed the heiress her screen.
"Yes, as a matter of fact."
"What is it?"
Weiss shook her head. "I…I don't even want to say it's name out loud. I feel as though it will demoralize my intelligence if I acknowledge what it's called."
Ruby looked at her screen, then at Weiss's, and finally back at her own. "Seriously. Who names a Mii Fart Hoofer?"
"This is bothering me far more than it should be," Weiss stated as she put her system away.
"Guys," Yang declared as she finally returned from her class. Blake followed closely behind her. "I got this really weird Mii in my Mii Plaza today!"
"F…f…" Weiss attempted to say it, but couldn't make her mouth form the words; it was just too stupid.
"Fart Hoofer?" Ruby asked.
"Yes, that," Weiss nodded a thank you to Ruby. "You got that one?"
"Yes! And it pisses me off that I don't know who it is!" Yang exclaimed.
"Well, let's not get overboard with this," Blake added. "It's probably someone being silly. It won't last long."
Four days passed, and with each day they met Fart Hoofer again and again. On the fifth day, Ruby called an emergency team meeting. "We have a mission!" she declared in a very serious, and slightly agitated tone of voice.
The other three nodded, understanding where Ruby was about to go with this. "What's our objective?" Weiss asked.
"To hunt down and destroy the one called…Fart Hoofer!"
AUTHOR'S NOTE
Don't get the joke? RT Life on youtube. Look it up! I seriously had nothing better to do. I was partway through writing Team RWBY Plays: Minecraft Pt. 2 and what not, as well as a new fic I started a couple days ago called "How to Seduce A Faunus", and then I remembered Fart Hoofer. A little off the beaten path, but it qualifies because it is video game related! Also, while I didn't specify what the other character's 3DS were, I truly beleive that Ruby would have the special Pokemon Y 3DS, Blake would have the Purple one (which I also have, WOOT WOOT!) and that Yang would have the Black one...because that's totally NOT my mind subliminally supporting the Bumblebee, no sirree!
The usual: drop a review/PM with suggestions if you have any. I have still seen plenty of PS3 requests, and I have some slightly good news: If i'm still writing this when April/May rolls around, we may see some PS3/PS4 stuffs. See, the job I had laid me off for the winter, so when Spring rolls around they'll hire me back, and I'll have moneys! I'm going to a convention in April, so it probably won't be until May, but I am going to be buying both a PS3 (because I ALWAYS WANTED ONE) and the PS4! But no Xbox One. Sorry, but I just don't see any reason to buy one yet. Maybe when Halo 5 comes out, but God only knows when that'll be.
Till next time!
