A/N: A funny piece the morning of the Unification Summit, before Daala sicked her dogs on Luke with an arrest warrant.
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Ben groaned, trying to dispel the sun from his eyes.
"Up and at 'em, Ben."
The youth rolled over on to his stomach and pulled a pillow over his head.
"Five more minutes," He murmured.
"Nope." Luke yanked the covers off. "The Unification Summit is today, and you have to be there."
"Why?"
Luke sighed exasperatedly. "Well first of all is your duty as a Jedi Knight and if you're not there by my side it will look very bad to the GA's member-worlds. Second, your Uncle Han's going to be there—in his monkey suit, as he puts it—and if you're not there he'll chew you out. Third, I'm your father and I say so."
"I knew I should have stayed in the Temple." Ben mumbled and attempted to curl up into a ball.
"Too late." Luke plucked the pillow off the bed and tossed it into the corner."You've made your bed, now…well I guess you won't be doing any lying in it for the time being." He paused. "So get up. I want you ready in fifteen minutes."
"Yes, Nana." The teen grumbled, smirking.
They both knew what it meant; a call back to Ben's old Nanny droid when he was a child. Nana had always been fiercely protective of Ben—she had been programmed to—and always insisted Ben act in a certain way despite his own wishes. She had never taken no for an answer—which is why Ben had frequently gotten into the habit of turning her off.
He only wished his Dad had the same off switch sometimes.
"I heard that." Luke leaned over and cuffed Ben lightly on the ear. "Get up."
"Fine."
"I mean it's the least you can do after what I've done all these years.
"I said, fine."
"I fed you and clothed you and put a roof over your head."
Ben shot his father an irate glance.
"I'll be waiting in the living area. Fifteen minutes."
When Luke left the room, Ben collapsed back onto the bed.
"He really should come with an off switch..." He muttered into the mattress.
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