"Oh, Dei, hey," Chris said in a scratchy voice, motioning the blonde to walk closer to him. Chris was lying on his bed, bruises and gashes all over his body. Deidara walked forward, worry spread over his face.
"Chris, what did they do to you, un?" Deidara asked, pulling up a chair and sitting next to his friend by the bed. Chris chuckled.
"Heh, I guess I'm just a wimp," Chris said. "I shouldn't have been listening to them, anyway."
"It's not your fault you were in the bathroom, un!" Deidara said.
"Hmm, you know that Sasori was using Midori, right?" Chris stated, completely changing the subject. Deidara's eyes widened slightly, shaking his head.
Chris laughed quietly and said, "Apparently he was using Midori to get to you, like, hmm, I dunno . . . maybe to make you jealous?"
Deidara remained silent, squeezing in hands together. His blonde hair hung over his face as he clenched his teeth, whimpering softly. Chris noticed Deidara's behavior and propped himself up on his elbows, asking what was wrong.
"N-Nothing, un, he's just a total . . . man whore," Dei choked out. Chris smirked.
"And a basterd," Chris commented.
"Yeah, that too, un," Deidara laughed, grinning brightly at his friend.
XXX
"Elderly Committee? The . . . fuck?" Hidan said as he looked around the gymnasium after school. People were walking around hanging up streamers and posters, some with clipboards directing people and telling them what to do and where to go.
"Looks stupid to me," Kisame mumbled.
"Thanks, Kisame," someone said behind the group of boys. They all turned around to see Itachi, a little paint on his face and hands. Kisame grinned.
"You apart of it, Itachi?" the shark asked, tilting the Uchiha's chin up a planting a kiss on his lips. Itachi rolled his eyes, blushing.
"It's a good thing to do, ya know, help people," Itachi said, looking at the faces of all his friends, "but obviously you guys don't understand that."
"S-T-U-P-E-D," Sasori spelled out, sticking out his tongue.
"It's spelled s-t-u-p-I-d, idiot," Itachi groaned, rolling his eyes again.
"Ch, fuckin' uke," Hidan mumbled, grinning. Itachi lifted his leg high in the air, kicking Hidan square in the face.
"You'd be one, too, asshole," Itachi grumbled, crossing his arms over his chest.
"No way in hell!" Hidan yelled.
"Oh, really? Because I could see you matched perfectly with a certain someone who could definitely rape you in a second," Itachi said, smirking. His onyx eyes flickered to Kakuzu and then back to the steaming zealot.
"You want me to snap you in two, you fuckin' f-!"
"Hey, isn't that Deidara?" Itachi asked, cutting Hidan off and pointing to the other end of the gym.
"LISTEN TO ME WHEN I'M FUCKING TALKING TO YOU, BITCH!" Hidan yelled, throwing his hands in the air. Itachi smiled coyly, snickering softly.
They all looked to the back of the gym to see the blonde on the very top of an extremely tall ladder, three people holding it steady while Deidara hung up pink and blue streamers.
"Who the hell decided to put Deidara at the top of a fuckin' ladder, I mean really, out of all the people," Hidan whispered, staring up at the obviously scared blonde.
"I hope he doesn't fall," Kakuzu said.
"Dammit! Don't jinx him, asshole!" Hidan yelled, slapping Kakuzu on the side of the head. Itachi smirked.
"What did I tell ya?" Itachi said chuckling. Hidan spun around, glaring daggers at the Uchiha.
"You wanna die basterd?" Hidan hissed, a heavy, dark aura looming over him.
Itachi kept a straight face, saying, "Hmm, not right now, no." Hidan groaned, collapsing on top of Itachi, leaning on his shoulders for support.
"Stoooop iiiittt!" Hidan whined. "Don't be so meeeaaan, Itachi-chaaaan!"
"I'll stop if you stop being annoying. And don't call me Itachi-chan," the Uchiha said, sighing. Hidan let go of Itachi and cleared his throat.
"How much longer are we going to have to stay here?" Hidan asked, stuffing his hands in his pockets. Itachi and Sasori shrugged.
"Here are the yellow streamers, Dei!" a brunette haired girl called up to Deidara. The girl threw the yellow roll of paper up, Deidara catching it nervously.
"Don't fall, Dei!" Konan laughed.
"K-Konan-chan, un!" Deidara stuttered, clutching the wall.
"Poor little dude," Kisame snickered.
Sasori scrunched up his nose, saying, "I'm really nervous with him up there."
"Aw, how cute," Itachi chuckled at his best friend.
Deidara wobbled nervously on the ladder, not daring to look down. He reached an arm up and placed one part of the yellow streamer on the wall and taped it down.
"I'm not going to fall, un," Deidara whispered to himself continuously.
Ripping off a piece of the yellow streamer, Dei taped the other side of it to the wall, sighing. 'This is going to take forever,' he thought. The ladder wobbled a little bit more and Deidara whimpered.
"I'm not going to fall, un," Deidara repeated, closing his eyes momentarily. He unrolled the roll and ripped a big piece off, taping one side right next to the one he just taped on.
Deidara looked at the wall, swallowing the lump in his throat. 'I think I can reach far enough,' he thought, slowly stepping to the edge of the ladder.
"Y-Yeah, I can do it, un," Deidara told himself, inching closer to the edge. Once his toes were almost hanging over the edge, he lent forward, placing the streamer on the wall.
'Not far enough,' Deidara thought, getting on the tip of his toes, sliding the streamer just a little bit farther on the wall.
Feeling his toes fall off the edge of the ladder, no more cold metal underneath his feet, almost gave Deidara a heart attack. Silently screaming, he felt his knee cut into one of the steps before quickly falling.
"DEI!" Sasori heard right behind him. He spun around just to see Deidara's knee collide into the ladder, his body snapping back and start to fall.
"Oh my god . . . ," Hidan whispered.
Sasori ran so fast toward the falling ladder that his feet barely touched the ground. Eyes wide, he sprinted toward the falling blonde, his mind only focused on one thing: Catch him.
Skidding sideways on the ground, Sasori caught Deidara gracefully in his left arm, his right arm shooting up to grab the falling ladder that was about to crush them. The room was dead silent.
Wincing as the sharp step cut into his hand, Sasori managed to hiss, "Can someone . . . hold this . . . ?" Five girls immediately rushed over and laid the ladder of the ground with a loud BANG!
The red head stood up, grunting. He carried the unconscious blonde in his arms bridal style, walking towards the exit of the gymnasium.
"Nice," Hidan whispered as he passed by. Sasori smirked.
"Thanks," he said, walking by his friends and towards the clinic.
Blinking his eyes softly open, the blonde moaned lightly. "What . . . happened, un?"
"Finally you're up!" someone said next to him. Deidara turned his head to the side only for pain to shoot throughout his whole body. He clenched his teeth together, hissing softly.
"Don't move your head, sweetie," the same voice said. Deidara rubbed his eyes only to see the nurse smiling down at him. "Are you okay, dear?"
"I . . . don't know, un . . . am I?" Deidara asked. The nurse laughed, picking up a bottle of purple liquid. She poured out a spoon full of it and slipped it into Deidara's mouth.
"You know," she started, "I've never seen so many people come to visit someone in this clinic before." She laughed pleasantly, placing the bottle down.
"I mean, group after group after group came in here looking so worried, asking for Deidara Iwa. It was very cute, especially that one boy," the nurse said, sitting down in the chair beside Dei's bed.
Deidara blinked. "What boy, un?" he asked. The nurse laughed softly.
"Oh, I don't know his name, but he had this beautiful red hair and a very handsome face, tall, strong, a real man if you ask me," she said, smiling. "I had to literally drag him out of the clinic for him to leave once visiting hours were over. He was sitting right where I'm sitting now . . . for hours, just watching you."
Deidara's eyes couldn't be any wider. Speechless, he fidgeted nervously in the bed, biting his lip as a blush crept over his nose. The nurse laughed at Deidara.
"Every now and then, when no one was around, he would grin at you and touch your cheek or . . . your chest. He even rubbed your leg once, I believe," the old lady said. Deidara's face burnt red.
"H-He did what, un?" Deidara squeaked. The nurse cackled happily.
"I only say what I saw, deary," she said, smiling at Deidara. The blonde rubbed his forehead, hoping his blush would go away.
The old lady stayed quite for a while, looking around the room, smiling. Deidara's eyes found their way to the clock. It was 6:54.
Deidara looked out the window to see the sun setting, the sky a blend of pink and orange. Pulling a strand of hair behind his ear, Deidara sighed.
"I believe," the lady started to say, getting Deidara's attention again, "that he caught you, too."
"Wh-What, un?" Deidara wondered.
"That redheaded boy, he's the one who caught you," she said. "That one who saved your life."
Deidara looked over at the old lady. She was smiling at him, nodding slightly. Deidara stared at the ceiling as the room darkened, the sun now behind the trees and away from Deidara's thoughts.
"You want me to do what?" the blonde said, placing a hand on her hip.
"Just tell him, okay?" Sasori said.
"You want me to tell my brother that I'm pregnant?" Ino asked.
"Please?" Sasori chuckled.
"But I'm not!" Ino said, glaring at the red head. Sasori laughed through his teeth.
"I know your not, and you're not going to be, but if you do then . . . ," Sasori started but sighed, tapping his fingers on the toilet paper container. "Just do it, bitch."
"Ch, fine," Ino said. "What's in it for me?"
"You get to ride on my cock, baby," Sasori said, grabbing Ino's hips. She smiled.
"Oooh, me likey," she said, licking her lips and sitting on the red head's lap.