V.E. watched her TV screen with polite boredom as she flipped around the channels every two seconds or so. It seemed like that was her repeat mode at the moment.

Kisara looked concerned at the brunette authoress.

"Is that supposed to be healthy?'

Keira just shrugged before answering.

"You think this is fast, you haven't seen her with a radio. If there's one thing V.E. really lacks in is that if something fails to hold her interest, she's not the most diplomatic about giving feedback about it. If she doesn't like something…..well, you'll probably notice."

At Keira's voice, V.E. just shut off the TV and sighed getting off the couch.

"It's that time again?"

Her OC nodded.

"Yes."

V.E. sighed and turned to the camera.

"Very well, let's get on this before I really do get bored. I need something to do right now and this fic is currently the easiest to write for. The dares and questions are there and any jokes I throw in practically write themselves. And I always thought I was bad at comedy."

Keira's eyebrow raised in confusion.

"I thought you were bad at horror."

V.E. nodded very quickly to that.

"That I am definitely bad at, I couldn't even go through kiddie ghost stories in the sixth grade without having nightmares for a month. Reason, I will never do a story in the scary/horror genre. Well moving on, I'm V.E. and welcome back to our lovely torture experiment game show."

Joey's voice showed he really was annoyed.

"If this is a game show, where's the money, fabulous prizes, and hot looking girls in evening gowns?"

SMACK!

Joey covered his hit spot with his hands as Maia stood over his crouched form practically growling.

"IDIOT."

V.E. watched this with a small degree of amusement then turned back to the camera.

"Now before we get into today's questions and dares, there are two things I have to bring up. First Molly H, my guest reviews go by me first and I approve them before they get posted onto my stories. I am not on Fan Fiction Net 24/7. When you post a review, come back in a day or so and it will probably be in the review section. That being said, there is no need to type up the same review minutes after you submit last one! Even I have my patience. As this is your first time, I will let it go. Do this again however, and I will delete any reviews that come from you in the future.

"Secondly, unfortunately we had another dare discovery. I'm sorry Aqua girl 007, but Mahad really didn't like being frozen, particularly with your following dares."

To prove her point, Mahad was cut to be shown relatively not happy. Mana just looked confused as Atem looked like he dodged a bullet.

"What was it about?"

V.E. just sighed.

"Trust me, since we're not doing it there's no point to even really bring it up. Now that's taken care of, let's move on to the first request of the day!"

Light-Sakura

Atem as a cat is so cute!

I have some questions whenever you have time for them.

Marik and Bakura, what was like going out that time with V.E.? Would you include her in your plans again?

Ishizu:

I know your bothers are very protective of you but will you let that stop you from having a date with someone? *hint*hint*

What if you did went on date and you spot brothers following you, what would you do?

How would you feel if your bothers went on date with someone?

Mokuba, how would feel if Kisara would become your 'sister'? *hint towards Kaiba*

Atem groaned as Yugi just patted his yami on the back.

V.E. looked surprisingly thoughtful at that.

"You know, a lot of people really liked you as a cat."

Atem looked at her with wide pleading eyes.

"Please tell me I don't have to do that again!"

V.E. thought for a moment than moved on, pointedly ignoring Atem.

"Well, let's get started. So Marik and Bakura, how did I do?"

Marik commented rather nonchalantly.

"Well, we knew you were somewhat evil before this…"

Of course, he got what was coming to him by his older sister. Bakura finished the statement.

"All in consideration, she's actually pretty decent. Though, she's definitely an idea person and not a hardened criminal."

V.E nodded her head in acknowledgement.

"Yeah, the only way I'll have world conquest is in my writing. So Ishizu, would you still date?"

Ishizu crossed her arms defiantly as Marik was still rubbing his head.

"Of course, I fail to see what my brothers have to do with someone I go out with."

"BUT SIS…."

She shot a very ice glare at the blonde Egyptian who shrank back in fever and self-preservation. She then turned back to V.E.

"And if I found out about that, naturally I wouldn't happy."

V.E. looked at her warily.

"I don't want to get into the details of that, do I?"

Ishizu shook her head.

"I don't think so."

"What if your brothers went out with someone?"

"I'd be fine with it. In fact, it would be nice to see the two spending time with other people."

Marik's expression went deadpanned.

"And no doubt, you'd be probably be recounting every embarrassing memory of me to my imaginary girlfriend starting from when I was two…"

Ishizu favored her brother with a dry look.

"And you'd be any better?'

Marik shook his head.

"Not really, Odion and I would just tie the poor fool to a chair and interrogate/intimidate the hell out of….OW!"

Once again, the older sister strikes a blow to head. Mahad, the other hand was quietly gulping.

Mokuba spoke up then.

"Personally, I'm under the view that 'It's about freaking time!"

Both Kaiba and Kisara's were greatly reddened as older brother was not happy.

"MOKUBA!"

V.E. seemed cheered by the apparent embaressment.

"Unfortunately, I think that's the stance of the entire blue shipping community. Let's move one to our next review."

The Man with Imagination

Okay, new dare and hopefully I don't get killed for this. I dare Bakura to be nice throughout the whole chapter and not get mad over anything. If he gets angry, V.E will pinch you

Bakura glared at the authoress.

"You cannot be serious."

V.E. replied with a great big smile.

"Off course not!"

Bakura was about to open his mouth and reply, but noticed the insane grin on her face. That never meant anything good.

She raised her hand in the traditional snap pose.

"Pinching is not nearly enough to make a lasting impression."

The snap made, a purple collar was now around the Thief King's neck and a remote control was in the authoress.

"Shock collars are much more fun!"

Bakura's eye were wide as he tried to get the thing off.

"What in Ra's name is...?!"

At that point, the shock went off with the color lighting up and Bakura being shocked to his core, falling out of his chair, and passing out.

V.E. turned back to the screen.

"Well, there goes my frustration towards readers who don't review for the moment. Let's go on."

LuckyKoneko 8/11/13 . chapter 9

Oh. My. GODS! This was just too brilliant! I feel so sorry for Mahad...

I got another Dare (Don't worry, Mahad, it doesn't have anything to do with you!):

- Seto, I dare you to not say anything insulting to anyone for all of this Answer Session AND the next Session! If you fail, Mana can practice her magic on you! (Mana, please try to not hurt him too much.)

Mahad nodded his head.

"Thank you, goodness I'll need it for whatever craziness I have to deal with coming up…."

Kaiba glanced to Bakura then turned back to V.E.

"No promises."

V.E. sighed.

"I expected as much. Well, let's see what's up next. And this is a big one."

Bennu F. Phoenix 8/10/13 . chapter 9

Khemet: (Rolling on the floor in a fit of laughter) Oh my Ra! I know that my creator and her friends compare Atem to a cat but that's just overkill! Oh, and if you're wandering where said creator is, she's giving me free reign on questions and dares for a while, so there's really no point of her being around to restrain me. Now is there?

I'll go easy on the interrogations and torture for now. So let's get on with it.

Questions;

1. Atemu: Will you just bed Mana already!? You have no idea how many vaseshippers are fangirling at the thought of you and Mana having a baby, including my creator! And I'm so sick of it! So just do some fanservice for them will ya!?

2. Mana: My creator wanted your opinion on three of her OCs but was too much of a wimp to ask you herself so I will do so. Just as I mentioned earlier, she loves the thought of you and Atemu having children so she created them. They're all girls and their names are, in order of oldest to youngest; Khepri, Eboni, and Bennu (Though mainly called Phoenix.) Here's what they look like and short, to the point descriptions about their personalities.

Khepri has blue eyes and long hair with golden bangs and the rest of her hair brown. She's a sucker for the arts and kind of an attention grabber.

Eboni has green eyes and long black hair. She's a combination of you and Atemu, she's confident, determined, and protective of her love one's, especially Bennu, but she also knows when to lay off and just have fun.

Bennu is a lot like you, Mana. Well, personality wise. She has amethyst eyes and long red hair. She's fun loving, playful, but also knows when to be serious. She's also very, very innocent and shy.

The reason why my creator wanted your opinion, Mana, is because you are their mother in her fanfics so might as well have "Mama's" opinion. And, yes, Atem while you are their father, I'm sorry to say, not really, that everyone knows that the mom has more importance and power in the whole family department. The dad's are just there to spoil the children rotten and castrate any b*st*rd who even looks at their daughters in a way they don't like.

Now the dares.

V.E. could you please bring in Atem' s dad. And if Atem is still a cat, then could you please change him back.

3. Atem and dad (I can't bother to spell his name right): I have two things for you to do. Mainly because I love to see father and son bonding, I want you two to choose two of these three games to play together; Toribash, Silhouette, and/or Sumotori Dreams. Then, you both have to watch a Don't Smile Or Laugh video challenge, any one will do. Afterwards, V.E., if you want to change Atem back into a cat, you can.

4. Seto: Die in a hole. But since you can't actually do that, you have to either A) Go on a date with Kisara or B) Give Yugi' s grandpa each and every single one of your Blue Eyes White Dragon cards and admit that Yugi is far superior than you and call Atem, "My King," for the rest of this fanfic.

This stuff is just something I felt like doing.

5. Bakura and Marik (Or Malik, whatever): While I'm not exactly your guy's fan, I do somewhat respect you guys. So here's a free pass to get out of wherever you two are and some money, and V.E. if you could please let Marik have his motorcycle. Have fun. Although, since I said SOMEWHAT respect you two, you will still be called in to do your dares and questions, but other than that. Free reign!

Atem looked sheepish as he pointed to the very virile glare that Mahad was sending him(the green scepter seemed to be sparking) and Mana was blushing really red.

"Umm…Aside from the fact it would be somewhat awkward as Mana is my best friend and not my girlfriend, I think Mahad wouldn't exactly be approving."

Mana coughed, getting attention on her.

"Well, I think the girls sound lovely."

V.E. looked thoughtful.

"Yeah, kind of reminds of triplet OC girls I made for you two."

Atem looked her a little freaked out.

"You made us OCs that were our children?"

V.E. shrugged nonchalantly, turning to Keira at the end.

"Technically, I've made OC children for just about everyone in this room and some who aren't. Now moving on, I couldn't really get Aknamkamon here partly because I've never heard of those things and partly because of some ongoing Shadow Game. How are they doing right now?'

Keira shrugged.

"At this point, I don't know how Layla's going to end it."

V.E. turned back to the camera, some weird looks in the background notwithstanding.

"Well that being said, I guess we should move on to Kaiba."

She turned to Kaiba, saw the look, and surmised the answer.

"Reservation for two at Carol's Creek?"

"Is it fine dining?"

"Bring your credit card."

Kaiba nodded curtly as a door was summoned up and Kaiba led Kisara thoruhg as the door opened and then shut behind them.

V.E. sighed and held up the motorcycle keys.

"Now remember Marik, try to keep your acts within reason and…"

The keys were snatched before she knew it as Marik grabbed the still unconscious Bakura and set him up on his motorcycle.

"See you in a week or so!"

V.E. glared.

"Wake for him to wake up and then I will send you two on your way."

"Awwww…."

V.E. grinedd and turned towards Atem.

"Before we go, we have on last dare to get into."

Atem's expression was deadpanned.

"Return of the kitty?"

"RETURN OF THE KITTY!"

MusingAIR 8/10/13 . chapter 9

keep him as a cat for a little while longer and torture him some more

PLEASE!

As the request was soon read, the snap came and Atem the kitty Pharaoh looked suly on the ground.

"MREOW."

Yugi picked the transformed yami up.

"It's okay. At least you're not in an embarrassing costume."

V.E. whispered to the audience.

"Someone request that next time. Please review to send in your latest requests or questions. Taking a page from the Nostalgia Critic, I'm Valkyrie Elysia! I remember it so you don't have to! Good night everyone!"