AN: I didn't want too long of chapter because I made you wait so long. But I had the chapter longer, yet I lost it somehow, after writing it all down. Here's cool chapter with 1x2!

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Heero Interrupted

I enjoyed sleeping in Heero's arms that night. Losing control for just a bit and letting the warmth of another pervade my senses, his smell surround me, and the heavy hardness of his length poking through my inner thigh, belying his desire, besides what I could feel. Only this usually stoic man called Heero could do this, and yet he was still mostly a mystery to me. I didn't know where he came from, or why was he there at that battle, and why did he save me. But does all that really matter. It probably doesn't, not until we get ripe in age and sex gets boring, which means we're going to get very, very old. Well, at least I am.

I had opened my eyes to notice that Milliardo, in all his model beauty, drooled profusely, and on my pillow. When woke up not too long afterwards, he took me as an early bird, he grinned stupidly at me before blinking in surprise and wiped the saliva from his chin. I told him he could have the pillow.

When we had woken up, I told them all what Dr. J said and what he was doing in my house, and Heero's explanation. Dorothy and Treize, after giving Milliardo a buss, left immediately to check on their homes. Treize said that they probably had checked his place first, since he was affiliated with both Wufei and Milliardo.

The last smartest thing Milliardo said: "At least I won't have to go back." And he just deteriorated from there. Immediately after that he forgot who we were, except Treize, and didn't remember a thing from the night before, except that Treize and he had done the do. Wufei got fed up with him after this and went off on his own, with Trowa. He had found a collar and leash and had tied it to Trowa. I don't know if it was my imagination or not, but Trowa seemed a bit wobbly on the legs still and a bit apprehensive of Wufei himself. I just had to figure that out later.

Seriously, Heero and I would've had some crazy, kinky sex, but Milliardo couldn't be left alone. I would've let Quatre handle him, but he was still asleep, and that would've been sort of using him, especially after his confession for liking Trowa so soon, before I gave him away to Wufei.

"I need to pee," Milliardo announced in the kitchen, eating whole cooked bacon and eggs while Heero and I had those raw pig slices we had the day before. It just so happened that Wufei and Trowa, sitting at Wufei's feet, were there with us.

"Well, go piss," muttered Wufei.

"I forgot how, Can someone show me?"

"Someone shoot him and put him out of his misery."

"Or maybe we should just put him in a closet until Treize comes back," Trowa added seriously.

Milliardo asked, "Put who in the closet?"

Wufei got up.

"Wait, wait!" I commanded, a bit on their side but knowing Treize will probably go Dr. Jekyll on us. "We're just going to help him along."

"Every single time the idiot has a moment? Do you really want to do that?"

"No. But, jeez, come on dude. They knocked a sledgehammer to his head. If someone did that to you, do you want us to shoot you?"

"If I turned out to be an imbecile or a vegetable, then, yes, I do want you to shoot me." And Wufei said that with such honesty that I was brought to a quiet for a bit.

"It doesn't matter," Heero said, coming to my rescue. "We're not going to kill him or lock him in the closet and that's final. This is Duo's house, and whatever he says goes. Anyone who has any complaints can talk to my gun or you can leave."

But we knew Wufei couldn't leave with the Order mind-searching the whole place for him. He didn't have the power I had and would be a sitting duck wherever he went, on account that he's the only dragon demon around the place.

"I really have to pee," Milliardo grunted. It ended up that Heero took him to the bathroom. They seemed to take longer than they should have, as if Heero was teaching Milliardo the basics, and it turned out that the blonde starting getting horny, and calling him Treize, while Heero was trying to show him how to hold himself. And we figured out how to keep Milliardo occupied while Treize was gone. The plan was based on our laziest and most shallow aspects of our beings, but without it we would have been taking care of Milliardo as if he was a four-year-old, which Quatre, when he awoke, surmised as the age Milliardo had recessed to.

We got the guy a cockring and wrapped it around his dick so he wouldn't come all over the place. Then we handed him some oil, but then we had to spread it over his hands for him, then his dick for him, and by then he realized how badly he wanted to masturbate. Of course, just like we planned, he didn't know that he couldn't orgasm with the ring on. I felt a little guilty for putting him on that game like that, but he did start jerking himself off at a leisurely pace. We were all in my room, and watching Milliardo was turning me on. And it was turning Heero on. We had the bed to ourselves...

You know, one thing led to another, and we had our clothes off- Hilde interrupted to say, sarcastically, that she will handle the costumers, whom I've forgotten all about- and I noticed how good a kisser Heero was. With just the right amount of pressure on my lips, he slid his tongue into my open and panting mouth and battled with mine. His hands traveled my body as if I was an unexplored canvas and he was fingerpainting abstractly. It was hectic and sexy at the same time. I gripped his sturdy biceps, and they pulsed a sexy rhythm under my palms. We began grinding into each other, our bare members sliding with the oil Heero had hastily applied. With more, he slipped his fingers under my sack and fingered my entrance. I was ready for him to just pound me into the mattress, but he knew, and I knew less, that that would hurt like hell, for me.

It's been so long since I was bottom! I forgot how it felt to be full of someone's hot member, or finger for that matter, pushing here, pushing there, and pressing just right there, so that the lights exploded from behind my eyelids, which I hadn't realized I had closed. I forgot how it felt to arch into someone's mouth as he sucked your nipples, bit them, pulled them to the brink of some heady pleasure and pain combination. Then another finger, then another, so that you felt like you were stretched to the limit, and Heero would spread them sporadically, and make me scream. He grunted once, and snatched his fingers out, leaving me empty, and I'll whimper pathetically before he would enter me in one smooth entry.

"Treize!"

At first I thought Milliardo had managed to take off the cockring, but I looked over Heero's shoulder to see Treize glaring furiously at us.

Milliardo, weak-kneed, tumbled into Treize's arms.

"Treize. What happened to you? One moment we were sleeping together and the next you... I just don't know. I'm so confused. Why am I confused?"

"It's probably this," growled Treize, popping off Milliardo's ring. "I wonder why you sitting there masturbating."

"Me too! I'm so sure we were in bed together."

"Duo, I need to talk to you."

Ew. That tone of voice said it all "Now?"

"Now. And leave Heero in here. I don't need your dog breathing down my neck."

I hardly felt it when Heero pulled out, and I put on my old clothes, while I bade Heero to just sit on the bed for now. Treize told Milliardo to stay in my room, and Treize and I left to go to the lobby. He wasn't strangling me yet, that was a good thing.

"I know you're doing a lot for me," Treize began slowly, but I could tell he was angry as hell, "Keeping my companions here is more dangerous than you realize. And I know that Milliardo is going to be hard to take care of, but please refrain from keeping him busy with anything sexual. He's a bit new to it, and I want to be there when he explores himself in such a way, do you understand?"

"Seriously, though, what should we do? Watch him while you're gone doing whatever you're doing? Wait...What do you do?"

"I tutor younger vampires in the ancient ways. Today is my last day off, and then I'll have to teach those brats what they really don't care about." Treize rubbed his face. "Anyway, what I was thinking of was giving you my piano, and let him bang on that, and some other toys I have for him?"

"Are you serious? What, were you planning this?"

"I was just thinking that if anything had happened to Milliard and he was taken away to be a fortune-teller, and then somehow I got him back, I'll still be able to entertain him. Thank Fate that he goes back to normal when I'm around. I don't know how I would have taken it."

I thought for a moment, awed by the hope Treize had, and said, "Well, it seems you were going to be pretty prepared to take care of him. Of course, it would be like taking care of a kid, so no sex. Well, if you think about it, you could still have sex, but it would be like kinky pedophile sex, huh?"

Treize laughed, his anger gone, thank goodness. Didn't want to see the Dr. Jekyll side.

"So, how was Wufei?"

"He's... sort of... mean..."

"Oh, he hasn't changed. You know, he's jealous of Milliardo and me. He thought that Milliard would be a dunce and he didn't want anything to do with me."

"Were you going out?"

Treize nodded. "Sparingly. But he was the one to break up with me. I'll accept him when he accepts Milliardo, and apologizes."

"Tough."

His wolf shoulders shrugged.

"So what are we doing now?"

Treize smiled. "You're going to meet my parents. They know all about it."