Welp. You know the drill.

Beta'd by 4 the wiin~ reviews are very much appreciated!

I own neither DBZ nor Touhou Project

"Well, well, well. I'm pleasantly surprised you made it this far."

When they made it to the top of the staircase, they did not expect Yukari to be standing there, waiting expectantly for them to arrive. She smiled mischieviously behind her fan as she waited for a reaction from her guests.

"You must be Yukari." Goku greeted. "The name's Son Goku, and this is Vegeta."

"I know." She said, and snapped her fan shut. "I see you've made it past my partners in crime."

"Enough with the games, Yukari." Reimu snapped. "Just get these two back to where they came from."

"It's not going to happen that easily, Reimu." Yukari stated, before turning back to the two Saiyans in the middle of the group. Ran floated to Yukari's side. "Oh, nice job back there, Ran. I saw everything."

Ran just nodded, and silently left.

"Now, where should we begin?" She mused.

"We can start by beating you senseless." Vegeta said, cracking his knuckles in anticipation.

"I'd like to see you try." Yukari said, pointing her fan at Vegeta. "Well, that was the point of me bringing you here in the first place." She twisted her lips into a grin before hiding them with her fan. "Ok, here are my rules." As she spoke, a golden aura resonated around her form, and her hair danced in a sudden updraft of wind. She slowly spun her umbrella around by the handle. "I get to use two spell cards. If I win, you stay here and serve me, like a Shikigami."

"Hey!" Marisa shouted. "That's uncalled for."

She ignored Marisa. "If you guys win, then I send you home. How does that sound?"

Goku could tell that she seemed quite confident in her abilities. He really couldn't blame her; that power of hers surpassed Ran's and Remilia's combined.

"All right." Goku said. "I won't hold back."

Vegeta glowered. "You won't expect any less from me."

"Reimu, Marisa. You can leave, you'll just be collateral damage." Yukari stated nonchalantly.

"No way, Yukari. This whole Shikigami thing - I just won't allow it! You'll have to go through me first if you want to get to them." Reimu protested.

Yukari narrowed her eyes. "Reimu. Do as I say."

Reimu blinked. This aura that came from the gap youkai was rather haunting, and came off as a surprise. "Ugh… just… don't go too crazy." She sighed. "C'mon Marisa."

"Fine." Marisa hopped onto her broom. "Don't let me down, boys!"

With that, they were finally gone and only two dots in the horizon. A white aura flared around Goku and Vegeta, as they lowered into their respectable stances. The ground shook under the trio's power, as they prepared for the oncoming battle. Suddenly, Yukari charged at them, and they immediately noticed that she surpassed Ran's speed.

Goku just barely raised his arm in time to block a fan, and Vegeta had sidestepped away from a fist. Goku's arm shook under the weight, but he was able to duck under and kick her square in the chest.

She skidded back, but recovered within a second. "You have the upper-hand, because… well, I am a little hungry." Goku whined as he scratched the back of his head.

"Kakarot!" Vegeta snapped. "Not now. Focus."

Vegeta charged at Yukari, soon followed by Goku. The youkai smiled. She then fell… into the ground. The two Saiyans failed to noticed the gap that had opened beneath her, standing dumbstruck. They couldn't feel her Chi anywhere.

Suddenly a force of air attacked them from behind. They tumbled in the air, only to recover quickly. "What the?!" Goku exclaimed. They turned just in time to see Yukari disappear into another gap that had opened behind her. "She's using the gaps!"

"I see that." Vegeta groaned in frustration. "She can come up anywhere now."

Then she appeared right in front of them, catching both of them by surprise. With a swipe of her umbrella, she knocked the two Saiyans aside. However, Vegeta caught the umbrella with both of his hands.

He took the pink umbrella and with a little struggle, he tossed Yukari into the ground. She created a small crater at impact. "Nice." Goku commented, floating to Vegeta's side. Slowly, Yukari hefted herself up.

"Go on, why don't you transform?" Yukari suggested. They narrowed their eyes at her. "I'm not even using my full strength. It's rather pitiful. Though, I'm not complaining. The sooner we can get this over with, the sooner I can get back to sleep."

"This lady…" Goku sweat-dropped. "Well, fine. I'll do it."

"No freaking way." Vegeta shook his head. "I can easily crush her without transforming."

"Oh? Is that so?" Yukari grinned mischieviously. "Or, is it because you can't transform at all?"

This seemed to hit a sore spot. "You are going to regret this." He muttered, and tightened his fists. "Fine."

Without another word, the two Saiyans let out a yell and in a golden flash of light, they transformed. Yukari just blinked. "Impressive. Now, the real fight begins."

They charged at each other. Yukari charged her umbrella with energy. It had a golden glow to it, much like the Saiyans before her. However, before she could reach them, they disappeared in a flash.

Yukari frowned, before sensing a presence behind her.

Vegeta appeared behind her, and threw a kick at her. She hooked his leg to the end of her umbrella, throwing him up to Goku, who had appeared above her. Vegeta immediately recovered, and Goku appeared in front of Yukari with his arm extended. He just barely managed to punch her forehead.

She touched her throbbing forehead gingerly. "Ow."

Then, Vegeta kicked her shoulder, and she tumbled toward the ground. Before hitting the ground, she levitated just above the cobblestone path.

She then summoned a card in between her fingers, which disappeared soon after. A gap appeared in front of the two Saiyans.

'Abandoned Line "Aimless Journey to the Abandoned Station"'

"What the?" Goku tilted his head when he heard the sound of a train's whistle. If it was even possible, the air vibrated.

"Get out of the way!" Vegeta yelled. He jumped up in the air, just in time. A train had appeared from the gap. Goku wasn't so lucky. He got out of the way, but the train smashed his arm. He winced, only to shake it off.

"A train? She can do that?" Goku wondered.

"Apparently." Vegeta grunted.

They watched the long train disappear into another gap that had appeared. It was rather large, blocking their view of Yukari and restricting their movement. All they could do was sit there and wait for their train to pass.

When it finally disappeared into the gap, they appeared in front of Yukari. However, Yukari was quick enough to summon up her train again. Vegeta reacted quicker than Goku, as he got caught in the path of the train. He couldn't raise his arms to block the attack.

As soon as the train was gone, he stood. His muscles ached, and his outfit looked torn. He extended his arm quickly, and aimed his palm at Yukari. Before she could summon another train, he shot a volley of blue Chi at her, making her stagger slightly and her spell-card dissipated. Or, at least it seemed to dissipate, since he couldn't hear the train anymore.