"Here's your truck." The Jamaican cab driver says as he pulls up in front of Amelia's apartment building. "Hey, this is where Amelia Andrews lives!"
"You're right." Draco confirms.
Harry is in the back, confused at the driver's statement.
"Hey." The cab driver says impressed with his own statement.
"How did you know that?" Draco asks the driver as Harry exits the cab.
"I had her in my cab once." The driver says with glee as Draco stares at him in disbelief. "Peace."
"You want to hurry it up in there?" Harry says as he opens up a flabbergasted Draco's door. "Come on." He says pulling Draco out of the cab.
"Does that feel better, Tom?" Amelia asks the UPS driver as she is massaging his bare back.
"Yeah." He answered as Amelia's bridesmaids are huddled around Tom's space, staring at him as if he were a God.
"Lots of people take the UPS for granted, don't they?" She asks as the doorbell rings. "Not us." She says.
Tom moans.
Amelia looks up as the butler opens her door.
Draco walks into her aparment. Not even thanking the butler.
"Draco?" Amelia says in a nervous tone. "This is my bridal shower, you're not supposed to be here. Why are you dressed like that?" She asks noticing his attire. "Can't go to the co-op interview dressed like that. Did you get the ring?"
"How's it hanging?" Tom asks as the bridesmaids fawn over Draco's gorgeous looks.
Draco simply stares at Tom as he makes his way further into the apartment towards the house phone.
Amelia pulls her hands away from Tom's shoulders to walk towards Draco when-
"Amelia, my God." Harry greets as he makes his way into the apartment.
Amelia is shocked….and confused to say the least.
"Well, you just look every bit the little thing Draco described."
"Draco, who is this man?" She asks flirtatiously once she takes a good look at Harry.
"Draco, shame on you. I thought you told Amelia. Well, I'm Draco's cousin. Harry James Potter. Give me a hug." Harry says giving the woman a tight hug. "I just love that little thing you're wearing." He says gesturing to her black metallic blazer, plaid shirt and boots. "Draco, she's got the cutest little figure. What a cute, teeny tiny almost non-existent little figure." He says running his hands up and down Amelia's sides, making her shudder. "I'll mingle. Presents!" He says making his way towards Amelia's gifts.
"Draco, now, you didn't say anything about a cousin at all." Amelia says fixing up Draco's attire.
"Very complicated, dear." He says covering the bottom of the receiver. "Yes, ASPCA? Yes, I would like to report a wild concolor missing."
"Dear, I thought we agreed the guest list was locked." She says buttoning Draco's top of the tuxedo. "Are you listening to me, Draco?"
"No, no, dear, I'm not." He tells Amelia. "A Patagonian felis concolor. Last seen at 57th and Fifth. I'll hold."
"Dear, what is this about?" She asks Draco as Harry is busy mingling.
"Your mother's car was stolen from Cartier, Amy. A very rare animal was in it."
"Oh, no, not the Rolls. Mummy's Car?" She says as she hold her hands.
"I saw the whole thing." Tom says as he gets off of the recliner.
Amelia and Draco both look at him.
"Don't worry, Miss Andrews. I've got the license number."
"You got the license number of our car?" Amy asks Tom.
"I wrote it down."
"Is it possible for you to be any dumber?" She asks him as Draco is simply watching them as he is on hold.
"I don't see how." Tom says, smiling like the complete idiot he is.
"Bye, Tom." Amy says.
He walks back to the recliner and grabs his shirt.
"What is it?" One of the bridesmaids ask Harry.
"Bye, Tommy Wommy." One of the bachelorettes with long Gray hair says.
"See you later." Another one with shoulder length hair says as Harry is busy going through the gifts, looking for his key.
"Bye-bye." Tom says
"We love you." Another one with curly dirty-blonde hair says.
"I just can't help myself. I love getting presents." Harry says opening a box.
"That's from me." A black haired bachelorette says.
"They're gorgeous. Solid 24 karat." The curly haired woman says.
"Of course."
Harry takes a bite of one of the watches that was in the box.
"Eighteen."
"Ooh!" The women say in awe.
"Anyways, so I was saying, family was just beside themselves with happiness. I mean, you can't imagine how relieved we all was when we found out old Draco here was getting engaged." Harry says opening another box, coming up short.
"Yeah."
"I mean, Draco? Marrying a woman?" Harry asks as he opens the box that contained the box at Cartier.
"Got it!" He yells, pulling out his earring with the key.
Then suddenly, the missing car is cruising down the street with the horn blasting like crazy.
"Murray!" Harry exclaims hopping from the couch.
"Murray." Draco says as he hangs up the phone.
"Mommy's Car." Amelia exclaims with glee.
"Bye, Mister Potter." The curly haired woman says as Harry makes his way to the fire escape.
"Draco, come on, let's go."
Harry is out the apartment.
Draco walks away from Amy.
"Draco, where are you going?" She asks. "You won't be late for the co-op interview?"
He makes his way down the fire escape.
As he is making his way down, the butler opens the door.
It's Tom and Billy at the door, dripping water, covered in seaweed, and spitting up fishes.
The women scream.
"Murray!" Draco yells as he is running after the car that has just passed them, wondering why Harry isn't running after them.
Harry smiles.
"Seems like Gray Eyes has forgotten my methods." Harry says to himself.
"Stop that car!" Draco yells as the car turns left. "Murray! Murray, get down!"
Harry stops walking.
He puts his thumb and index finger in his mouth, and he whistles.
He smiles.
In the car, Murray makes his way out of the cage and makes his way in between the car thieves.
"Hey, Moe! It's a monster." The passenger yells.
They start freaking out and the driver starts driving sloppily, hitting a hot dog cart, a fire hydrant and stopping at a mailbox.
A woman starts screaming as everyone around her start running around like crazy as she is still yelling her head of.
The two men flee the car as Murray makes his way back into his cage.