ALD: Hi there. Long time no see, ne?

Ami: Yes, it's been quite a while since you last updated this fic.

ALD: Okay! Chapter fourteen!: Hidan meets Ino's parents!

Hidan was on his way home when suddenly--"HIDAN-KUN!" A familiar voice came from behind him. He immediately turned around to see the cute, not-so-little girl of his immortal life. "Hidan-kun, wait up!"

"I-Ino-chan? What're you doing out here this late? Bad things might happen to you, you know.." He pulled her into a tight hug. "How was school? Did anybody bother you or hurt you?" Hidan let go to tuck Ino's fringe behind her ear.

Her eyes started to look sad. "Some girls told me that I'm a slut for going out with someone from Akatsuki High..B-But it doesn't really matter!" Ino jumped onto Hidan's blonde sniffed the Jashinist's hair and it smelt like blood. Ino was kinda shocked about this. "H-Hidan-kun, why do you smell like blood? Did you get into a fight or something?" Hidan started walking.

"I guess you could say that...Deidara asked for it. He took that keychain you gave me and dumped it into the toilet." He paused for some breath. "Of course, I quickly grabbed it and punched him on the bridge of his nose...so the stupid fight started." Hidan explained.

"Do you want me to heal your wounds?" She began to fidget with Hidan's hair;Hidan's soft, whalebone-white hair. "And, I think you need a bath. I told my parents about you."

"Y-You what?" Hidan was surprised. The last thing he ever wanted to do was meet Ino's parents. "I-I heard that your parents shot down every guy that went after you...I-Is that t-true?" He started his legs getting heavy.

"Pretty much, yeah." She replied as innocently as possible. "They want to meet you tonight! Isn't that great?" Hidan screamed a 'WTF!?' in his Jashin-obsessed mind. Ino was unaware of the fact that Hidan never made a good first impression on any of his ex-girlfriends' parents.

"Y-Yeah...really....terrific." Hidan muttered under his breath. He had to try and change the subject. "But what should I wear?" Ino remained quiet for a little while.

"We have to get you cleaned up, then we'll buy some clothes!"

-TIMESKIP!-

Half an hour later, they finally arrived at Akatsuki High. The all-black building looked more like a palace rather than a boarding school.

"Ino-chan, this is Akatsuki High." Hidan put her down; not wanting the other boys to stare at them. "Are you scared?" He raised an eyebrow. Akatsuki High wasn't every girl's dream school. The interior was decked with blood-red carpets and black, cloud-patterned walls. Almost everything was black. All the students wore a black hoodie with red cloud-like patterns and plain black pants.

Ino shook her head. "N-No....far from it. Everyone here is, well....perfect!" She started to look around.

"Ino, this is a school for boys with either beauty or extreme wealth. In this school, there are no rules. Everything is decided by a battle or duel. This school is one of the best schools in all of the five great Shinobi nations. Once you are enrolled here, you get your own room in a building with 9 more people." Hidan paused for breath. "6 of those people are considered your dorm-mates and the other three your supervisors. One to make sure that you take care of yourself, another one to make sure that you don't skip school, and the last one is to act as your dad and mom."

"That sounds really cool!" Ino's eyes suddenly lit up. "H-Hey wait! We came here to get you cleaned up, remember? Let's go!"

"O-Oi! Ino-chan! We're already here!" Hidan pulled her back gently, not wanting to break her wrist. Hidan let go of her to push the huge door open. The scent of perfume filled the air. "This is my room."

"Wow...Oh my...gosh.." Ino's eyes widened. The ceiling was at least fifty feet off the ground; the walls were covered with red curtains; the floor is made of really smooth, darkly-colored wood. "This place is bigger than my backyard! And look at the bed!" The bed's sheets and blanket were made of silk which are very soft to the touch.

"Amazing, isn't it?" then he pointed towards a door. "There's my bathroom. I'll be in there, trying to wash this stupid hair-dye off." Ino giggled.

"But, wouldn't it hurt? That wound is still fresh...Come here. I'll fix it." Ino beckoned him to come closer. "Here. This might sting a little." Her hands started to glow green. The wound on Hidan's head started to mesh together, thus causing pain for the whitey.

After the treatment, Hidan immediately turned around and kissed the blonde on the cheek. "Thanks, Baby Bangs." And with that, he ran into the bathroom leaving a blushing Ino.

-Outside the Bathroom-

'Hidan-kun sure has it good...look at this place. Maybe this room is worth more than a million yen!' Then suddenly, something caught her eye. It was something shiny under the bed. "A frame?" The frame looked like a mini-version of the wall. It was covered with red, silk hankerchiefs.

The frame holds a picture of a very young Hidan and a couple. 'Could these be Hidan-kun's parents?' Ino thought. The man and the woman were both beautiful. The woman had silver hair and green eyes with some gold in it, while the man had raven-black hair and scarlet eyes. All three of them were wearing black. 'What beautiful people..'

"Ino-chan? What's that you're holding?" Hidan came out of the bathroom wearing only a towel. His eyes widened when he saw what Ino was holding. Unintentionally, he frowned. "Ino, give that to me. Now." Ino, who was frightened by her boyfriend's expression, immediately gave it to him.

KNOCK! KNOCK! "Someone's at the door, go get it for me. I'm gonna go get dressed." Hidan commanded. Ino nodded and rushed to the king-sized doors.

"HYAA!" The door was heavy! How come Hidan pushed it open with one hand without even breaking a sweat? "Um, hello..C-Come in.." She invited the guests to come in. All three of them were incredibly beautiful. One of them had black hair with matching eyes; another had blond hair and blue eyes; and the last one was a redhead.

The one with black hair looked up. "You must be the new servant girl. Go get me a glass of milk." One of them ordered. "What are you waiting for, girl?! Go get i-"

SLAP! "WHO IN HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TO ORDER ME? IF YOU WANT YOUR MILK, GO GET IT YOURSELF!" Ino snapped and with that, Ino ran towards Hidan's dressing room. She kicked open the door. "Hidan-kun, your 'friends' are here." The blonde tried her best to hide her anger.

"Itachi...not him again..." The whitey stormed the living room. "Itachi, what the fu--I mean, what the heck did you do to her?!" He pulled Itachi upwards by his collar.

"Hidan, back off. Itachi just made a little mistake...that's all." The redhead stood up then he bent over to get a good look of Ino's face. "Say...you're cute. Wanna be my girlfriend? My name's Sasori."

"HEY! Stay away from her, Sasori!" The Jashinist kicked him away then turned around to face Ino. "Don't let him go near you, Baby bangs." He whispered.

"Umm, pleasure to meet you. Ino backed away. "I think I've seen you before....Deidara, right?" The smiling blonde held out her hand, suggesting a handshake.

Deidara flicked her hand away. "Yes, my name is Deidara. You're Hidan's girlfriend...Ino, right?" The girl nodded. Ino can't seem to get her eyes off the fellow blonde. He was beautiful; for a boy. At first, she thought that Deidara looked like a girl, but now...it was different.

"Umm, pleasure to meet you but we have to get going now...Hidan-kun and I are gonna go shopping!" Ino tried her best to smile. 'Should've gotten those lessons from Sai...' Ino thought. "W-Would you like to come along with us? I don't have much taste in men's clothing.." then suddenly Itachi stood up with flames in his eyes. (A/N: Please don't take that literally.)

"SHOPPING, EH!? I WANNA GO!" The black-haired ninja flipped the blonde and the redhead over. "COME ON YOU WIMPS!" The two men were struggling to get on their feet. That flip was DEADLY.

"Itachi you big meanie!" The redhead got up and stepped on Deidara's hand. "TAKE THIS!" He delivered a deadly punch on Itachi's angel-like face. The blonde, who was seeking revenge, reached into his pockets and made bird-like dolls. He placed one in every shirt except his and Ino's.

KABOOOOOOM~! The explosions went KABOOOOOOM~! Pretty soon, after the smoke was gone, the guys' shirts were gone as well which caused Ino to cover her eyes with a pink pillow. Where the heck did that come from?!

"Itachi, Deidara...and Sasori...You THREE are GROUNDED." A deep voice came from the door. The teenagers turned to face the Headmaster of the school, Pein. "All of you, to my office now. You too, little girl." The auburn-haired, middle-aged man walked away.

'HEY! I'M NOT A LITTLE GIRL!' Inner Ino screamed.

-In Pein's office-

"Have a seat.." Pein rolled his eyes. "Konan, please scold them for me. Make it harsh." A blue-haired woman came out from behind a bookshelf, holding a gun. The teenagers turned white, eyeing the shiny metal gun.

"Don't worry...I won't shoot. Tell me what all of you have done to ruin his pretty little day." Konan smiled at them gently. "Deidara, go first."

"I blew up their shirts...and maybe gave them some scars, b-but....I didn't even destroy a single building!! It's SO not fair!" The blonde complained. Konan nodded and pointed to Sasori. "I punched Itachi's angelic face and I think I stepped on Deidara's hand." Konan nodded once more and turned to Itachi. "I tossed Deidara and Sasori. And maybe I broke their bones." The raven-haired boy explained cutely.

"Pein, seriously." Konan sat on his desk. "Just let them go with a warning this time."

"Fine." Pein replied. The boys mouthed 'thank you' and Ino bowed her head. "Now all of you, get out." The headmaster ordered.

-Some sort of men's clothing store-

"Hey, Dei-chan!" Ino called from the other side of the room. "What about this one?" She showed Deidara a black shirt with musical notes on the side. Hidan was getting conscious about how comfortable the two blondes were with each other. OOOOH...Somebody's JEALOUS!

"First of all girl, don't call me Dei-chan. Call me Deidara; And second, that shirt looks nice...I want it. Hidan can't have it." He snatched the shirt away and tossed it into his basket. Hidan, who was getting agitated, mentally counted to one-hundred.

"Oi, Deidara. Let's go outside for some air. We need to talk." The whitey rolled his eyes and started dragging the blonde outside.

ALD: Awe, crap. I'm in no mood to continue this for now. I feel sleepy..

Ami: *Yawn* That was freaking boring. *Yawn*

ALD: I know. I'll make it better when I finally get some inspiration. Review!