A/N- This is the awaited China one shot…Please your next requests in the form of reviews….I'm planning to do all the other countries…..like ICELAND….*squeals uncontrollably*….Erherm….*clears throat*…..any way enjoy XD….

SIDE NOTE

He really does do that…read it and you'll understand what I'm talking about. XD

You leaned your head against the outdoor bench as you stared contently at the clouds. A warm breeze blew past your cheek as your [h/c] hair ruffled against it. You tucked the stray strands of hair behind your ear as you smiled softly at the silence. The birds chirped their hearts out as you enjoyed the warmth of summer. You puffed out your breath slowly as you rubbed your bare shoulder with your hands.

You were resting after the annual gathering of the nations. It was the annual united picnic day that you had founded.

'[Name]..' said a familiar voice dazing you out of your thoughts. You turned your head towards the caller of your name. China stood in front you clasping a struggling Japan by the wrist as he bore a great big smile.

' Hi…Japan..' You said chirpily as you stood up straight before them. Japan forced a smile as the corners of his lips creaked to form it.

' This is [Name] [Last Name]..the girl and now the wife of my dreams...' China said cheerfully tightening the grip he had on Japan's arm. You groaned as you buried your head into your palms. He would always do this , introduce you to everyone so proudly emphasizing the fact that you the 'cute thing' belonged to him.

' Yes I know..This is the 100th time you've introduced me to her…' said Japan in frustration as he tried to squirm out of your husband's grip.

'China…let go of him…' You said in frustration as he smiled cheekily.

'Gladly after rubbing in the fact that if he didn't betray me….I blame the war of course…this lovely cute thing would've been his sister in law..' mumbled China increasing the tight grip he had on Japan's wrist. Japan led out a squeak as he looked at you in desperation.

' Okay..You've made your point…Now let the nice Japan go..' You said slowly like you were speaking to a five year old. You patted his head softly while China reluctantly released his grip.

Japan bowed as he scurried away. You led the fuming China to the chair next to you. You leaned softly against his shoulder placing your hands in his.

He sighed as he calmed down somehow. He kissed your forehead softly as he caressed your [h/c] hair.

Maybe it was the summer breeze..Well whatever it was China lifted your chin towards his lips as he kissed your soft lips.

You kissed him back as you drew your fingers through his smooth straight hair. A foreign creepy laughter echoed through the air causing you to withdraw from the kiss like you always would.

You glanced around trying to catch a glimpse of the mysterious laugh. China pouted as he turned away from you. You would always do this. Some unseen force would always pull you away when he would 'publicly' display his affection. He was growing sick of this. It made him doubt whether you actually loved him.

' China..did you hear that?...I feel like I'm being watched…' You said slowly still glancing nervously at your surroundings.

' You always hear something…You always feel watched..That's the point of a PDA..' said China grumpily while you stared at him in shock.

' No that's not what I meant…I feel like I'm being stalked….' You said nervously fiddling with your fingers. He rolled his eyes at you.

' Don't be silly [Name]..Who would stalk-'

'THERE!...RIGHT THERE!...DID YOU SEE THAT?...A GIANT PANDA…' You exclaimed in paranoia as you pointed to the bushes in front of you. You but your nails in fear as you gripped China's arm tightly.

Whenever China would try to show his affection publicly, you couldn't help but feel watched.

' Stop it [Name]….Stop it right now…..Don't be silly..A giant panda in the park of all places-'

His words were cut off when realization hit him. He stared at you in fear with the corner of his eyes. He knew what you were trying to do. You were trying to make up a ridiculous story so that you could change the subject but he had figured you out.

' Ahah!...I know what you're trying to do…trying to change the subject…..I knew it…You are ashamed of me…That's why you don't want to k-kiss me in public….' He lashed out at you suddenly. You turned to face him in shock and anger as your eye twitched furiously.

You slapped him daring across his face leaving a dangerously visible red sting.

'YOU IDIOT…DON'T YOU LISTEN TO A WORD I SAY….WHEN I SAY SOMEONE IS STALKING ME …YOU THINK I DON'T LOVE YOU…YOU KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU IDIOT….HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?...' You shouted at him extremely loudly causing all the other nations to turn towards you.

China frantically waved his hands in front of you in a desperate attempt to make you stop screaming.

A sudden snap of twigs caught your attention as you jumped into China's arms.

' There…'

China rubbed your head softly shushing you.

You sighed under your breath. Maybe you were just being paranoid. There's nothing there. There's nothing there.

China cradled you to his chest.

A giant panda stared at him with purple eyes through the bushes.

'AHHHHHHHHH…YOU'RE RIGHT….SOMETHING IS STALKING US….GIANT PANDA!...' screamed China pointing at the bushes.

' Told you so..' You squeaked as you shut your eyes in fear. You clutched China's shirt tightly as you rested your head on his.

' Don't worry I'll protect you..' He said slowly standing up as he settled you on the chair. You nodded slowly in response.

China crept his way towards the bushes as he sent out a high pitched battle cry. You bit your lip trying to stifle in the laugh that was trying to come out in this serious situation.

China jumped on the unsuspecting panda as he blocked him in a headlock.

'LET HIM HAVE IT!...' You rooted cheering your fighting husband. You couldn't actually see what was happening just the smoke arising from the bushes.

China emerged first his silky hair ruffled, his clothes wrinkled.

' China, did you get him-'

' Nothing to worry about it was just a giant panda suit rented for some kid's birthday party…You can relax now…' He said smiling as he shook his head slowly.

You sighed in relief as you laughed in shame.

' And all this time…I thought it…Never mind….I'm so glad you're safe' You said embracing him as you enveloped him into a passionate kiss. He gasped at the sudden kiss. He wasn't prepared for this. A shade of pink dusted his cheeks as he wrapped his arms around you.

' Lets continue this at home shall we?...I don't want anyone else to stalk us..or lay their eyes on my cute thing..' He said protectively wrapping his arm around your waist. You blushed furiously as you nodded childishly in response.

Russia snickered behind the bushes staring contentedly at the startled souls walking away arm in arm. Now they would know never to publicly show their affection again. People could be watching right especially him. Russia cackled one more time as he placed the giant panda head over his.