Title: That's A1

Summary: A simple bet, see who can use a 'coupla focail' to get a 'cailini' into the 'aul 'leaba', what could go wrong? Well Irish Boy Edward Masen is going to find, not just what could go wrong, but what also could go right.

Perspective: EPOV

Story Type: Drabble, chapters will vary in life.

Rating: M

Disclaimer: I wished I owned Twilight, so, so, so much! But I don't so I'm just going to play with them for a bit.

EPOV

"Right Jimmy here's the shit" I told my newly christened Godson "We men have got to stick together because these birds are out to get us." I told him and he gurgled up at me. "I know I know all you care about is being fed from the tit and don't get me wrong tits are great and stuff but we can't let them get to us." I told him.

I was very drunk at this stage, but it wasn't a christening until everyone was drunk. Bella was almost there, she and my sister had disappeared to the bathroom at this stage.

"Stop talking to my son about tits." James, my brother in law, said sitting down. "And if you want your balls intact stop fucking calling him Jimmy." He added taking the baby out of my arms.

"She needs to get over that shite." I told him.

"Just have your own and call it Jimmy." He told me and I rolled my eyes.

"Bella and I are not having a fucking Baby until we're fucking ready." I told him and he looked at me. "What?"

"So you want a baby with her?" he asked.

"Oh shut the fuck up." I told him.

Bella appeared out of the bathroom and wobbly walked over to me and sat on my lap.

"So I'm a little bit drunk." She told me.

"A little bit?" I asked her.

"Okay a lot." She said kissing me.

"That's more like it." I said kissing her again. "You ready to get out of here?" I asked her and she nodded. "James we have to love you and leave you." I told him.

"Right, well your Ma and Da are still here so you should be able to get a ride when you get back to the house." James said and I looked at Bella with a hopeful expression on my face.

"I don't see why not" She said.

"Fucking A1" I said kissing her again.

We said goodbye to everyone before going back to the house. We pulled our clothes off of each other and threw her down on the bed in my old bedroom where we had been sleeping for the last three days.

"So fucking beautiful." I murmured kissing her and she smiled against my lips.

"We're so locked." Bella told me and I nodded kissing her before grinding against her. "Fuck" She cried out as my hands snuck into her tiny g-string.

"That's so hot Bella." I told her feeling she was so wet. "For me?"

"You" She moaned kissing me. "Just you."

"So fucking good Baby." I said pulling the knickers off her and pulling my jocks down.

"Edward please" She cried out before I pushed into her. It was so warm and inviting like sliding home, I swear to God, it was just so perfect. I pushed in and out of her. "Fuck" She groaned.

Due to being more than slightly intoxicated neither of us lasted as long as we normally would but I made sure to roll off her to make sure I didn't crush her when we were done.

"Fucking hell Babe." I said kissing her neck.

"I know" She said.

"I'm so fucking in love with you it's ridiculous."

"What?" she asked me. "Are you serious?" she asked me.

"Yeah" I said and she tackled me kissing me again.

"I fucking love you too." She said making me laughed.

"Glad that's cleared up."

And surprisingly despite being more than slightly intoxicated, we did it again that night.

So yeah I'm sorry for not updating but I have... very lame excuses so I won't bore you with them but I am sorry.

But they said the 'L' word, albeit they swore but could we expect much more from these two?

Review please.

Love The Irish Cullen.