ATM: The Bonehead and the Brain - Hunter goes to Peru
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters used within this fictional story with the exceptions of Bayley Black Heart, Blinky, Summer, Justice, the ARK Angels of DX, Angelo Jericho, Angela Jericho, Beth Hardy, LC Michaels, Carla McCool. Dan McCool, Charlotte McCool, Charlene "Mac" MacKenzie, Cassidy Montenegro, Brandon Montenegro, Annabel Montenegro, Henry (the Dean of Harvard) and Kendrick Alexander No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: T
Summary: Hayworth goes on a student trip and Hunter decides to tag along leaving Shawn to run DX Inc. Will the sugary side of DX be able to handle the roster on his own?
Chapter Fourteen – The Never Starting Story
Harvard, Cambridge, MA, 10am
Miss. Alexander was in the lab looking at some of the many specimens that she had brought back from Peru. Everything was fascinating her and Angelo had even more good stuff but he was keeping it in a safe and special place. The stuff that he had found was perfect for what he wanted to try and create; a cream that prevented skin from drying out. It sounded so simple but his sister Angela's looks were being severely affected by her skin and she needed more than just a regular lotion to deal with it. He loved his sister very much and it pained him to see her shun away from people because of her horrendously bad skin. There was help now and he was going to give it her as soon as she arrived. He couldn't wait to see her and Miss. Alexander loved the way he loved his sister.
"You know this specimen is perfect to try out on Blinky," Miss. Alexander said as Angelo checked his phone to see if his sister had arrived yet. She was in Florida with the 3Cs and she wasn't eager to get out in public but Charlene MacKenzie and Cassidy Montenegro made sure that she was in Boston before lunch-time.
"What are you expecting will happen?" Angelo asked her looking down at the specimen. Whatever it was looked like wasabi.
"When Blinky eats this he should grow to the size of a water buffalo," Miss. Alexander said and Angelo clapped his hands excitedly.
"It'll be like a dog only bigger," he said excitedly.
"Yeah, then we can train it right here at Harvard before we ship him on over to the Pentagon," Miss. Alexander said.
"I can't believe it you're going to be so rich and famous!" Angelo said.
"We both are, after all we worked on this together," Miss. Alexander said. "Who knows maybe then I can hang out with famous wrestlers too,"
Angelo frowned, "My dad was a very famous wrestler and he went nuts," he told Miss. Alexander and she turned to him with a frown.
"What's that supposed to mean?" she asked him curiously.
"Just be careful okay? Wrestlers aren't the people you think they are, sometimes the fame can go straight to their heads," Angelo explained and Miss. Alexander shrugged.
"Its better than being a boring scientist with points her license for speeding while carrying a dangerous animal in her car," Miss. Alexander said and Angelo nodded.
"Thank God we got that bird back in the cage before it pecked that officer's eyes out," he said remembering when Miss. Alexander had tried to transport a wild falcon from Arizona to Harvard in a rather shabby cage.
"That falcon was awesome, shame they had to shoot it for attacking the Dean's little boy," Miss. Alexander said.
"It was weird because the Dean didn't even tell his son where the bird was kept. It was like he went straight to it," Angelo Jericho said recalling the incident.
"Or someone led him to the little brat," Miss. Alexander said. "Sometimes in order to get things done sacrifices have to be made, I'm sure his little boy is fine now,"
"The Dean won't bring him around anymore, he says Harvard is no place for children," Angelo Jericho said.
"What a wuss, if you ask me that man has no business overseeing the administration at Harvard. We need someone with guts, with a cool name, we need someone like Hayworth's dad to be our new Dean," Miss. Alexander said and Angelo Jericho laughed thinking she wasn't serious. "What are you laughing at I'm totally serious,"
"Are you? You have met Hayworth's dad right? He's not exactly the smartest guy in the world," Angelo Jericho said.
"He was smart enough to introduce me to his friends, now I have three case studies in Roman Reigns, Sacha Banks and the Game himself," Miss. Alexander said and Angelo narrowed his gaze.
"What do you mean case studies?" he asked her suspiciously.
"Let's just say we need three people to be part of this experiment once Blinky, Summer and Justice get a dose of this here wasabi – I mean this Peruvian green compound. I call it Raptor," Miss. Alexander said.
"Like the dinosaur?" Angelo said.
"Yep because that's how big Blinky, Summer and Justice are going to be when Hunter, Sacha Banks and Roman Reigns feed it to them," Miss. Alexander said putting a portion of the Peruvian green compound in little foil sachets for Hunter to take when he finally arrived.
The Game arrived with the 3Cs Carla, Cassidy, Charlene and Angela Jericho.
"Hurry up and give me the food you were going on and on about, Blinky's starving and I'm all out of fruit flies," Hunter said to Miss. Alexander while Angelo's face lit up at the sight of his sister.
"Hi sis, how are you?" Angelo said to his shy sister.
"I'm okay, how was your trip to Peru?" she asked him quietly hiding her face behind a lock of her curly blond hair.
"It was fantastic and I got something really special for you," Angelo said giving his sister the lotion for dry skin.
"I've got something for you too Mr. Helmsley," Miss. Alexander said giving Hunter the Peruvian green food for his pet spiders. "Now remember only give Blinky a little, and here's some for Sacha and Roman,"
"Hey wasabi," Hunter said eyeing the green compound.
"Its not wasabi its...nevermind what it is, just give Blinky some tonight and make sure Roman and Sacha give theirs to Summer and Justice the same-time that you feed Blinky. The spiders have to stay co-ordinated its best that they feed all at the same-time," Miss. Alexander said.
"Isn't Roman in New York, how are you going to get it to him?" Angelo asked Hunter.
"I'll ask Beth to Transcend it to Roman in New York and Sacha in Hollywood, I bet she's dying without Seth," Hunter said feeling bad for the Boss and Architect not seeing each other for 5 more weeks.
"Now don't say that Hunter after she feeds Summer she might die for a completely unrelated reason," Miss. Alexander said and Hunter frowned at her. "Wow, that did not come out right. Must be all that Peruvian wildlife my mind is kind of messed up from the trip,"
"You really need to get out of this lab Miss. Alexander, go on a date with my son I'm sure he's got some-time now that's he's caught up on all his assignments," Hunter said and Miss. Alexander shrugged.
"No Mr. Helmsley I'll just disturb him, I think I'll hang out with Angelo and Angela for a little while longer," Miss. Alexander said and Angelo rubbed the Peruvian lotion on her skin.
"Wow this feels great, is anything happening to my skin?" she asked her brother who watched with high hopes. "Well, is my skin better or is it worse?"
Everyone looked at her face; her blemishes and eczema like patches of dry and irritated skin had completely disappeared and her skin was like new.
"Angela you're beautiful!" Hunter said. "All those ugly scabs are gone!"
Angela gushed delighted and she turned to the 3C's, "Have you got a mirror?" she asked Charlene.
"Do trees have trunks?" Charlene replied and she handed Angela her little mirror. Tears welled up in the A Twin's eyes. Her reflection was perfect.
"Oh my goodness, Angelo I look like my old self again. How can I ever thank you for this?" Angela said.
"Remember you're the first person to try this, we still haven't discovered any side effects," Angelo warned her sisters and Hunter furrowed his brow.
"Side effects? Don't you think you should have tested that first?" he said to her and Blinky indicated that he was hungry. "I know don't worry I'll feed you at the Sandbox," Hunter said to his pet spider.
"I'm sure it'll be a minor issue, overall I'd say the lotion was a hit. Everyone woman in America is going to want this," Miss. Alexander said.
"Well at the moment I've only made enough for my sister but we can always make some more," Angelo said and his sister continued to admire her reflection.
"Wow this is so awesome. I guess I can start dating boys again?" she said and she turned to the the 3C's. "Got any in mind?" she asked the Floridian threesome.
"After your picture gets out people are going to be lining up to date you Angel face," Cassidy Montenegro said and Charlene and Carla agreed.
"Angel face, I like the sound of that," Angela Jericho said but Hunter grew weary of Angela's sudden transformation. There was something about it that he didn't like.
"Please test that thing before you give her anymore AJ," Hunter said. "Come on Blinky let's go bug Hayworth, he's probably cramming to graduate with honours before I officially get him outta this place,"
"I can't believe you're actually going to stop Hayworth from going here for the next two terms," Miss. Alexander said. "Do you know how smart he is? He could teach most of the classes here,"
"Well if he can teach science he can teach someone how to make a good hot dog," Hunter said and everyone frowned at him. "I can see you're all looking at me with confusion so I'll fill you in. By this Fall, my son Hayworth will be running the hot dog stand outside of Trump plaza in New York City,"
"What?!" everyone said at the same-time.
"You're going to kick your son out of Harvard so that he can sell hot dogs to angry New Yorkers?" Angelo Jericho said and the 3C's laughed.
"That's the dumbest thing I have ever heard!" Charlene MacKenzie said.
"No, you dating Seth Rollins and ending it before you slept with him, that is the dumbest thing I ever heard," Hunter said and now everyone was laughing at her. "Do you know that Seth can get prayers answered? Bet you wish you didn't break up with him now huh?"
"Maybe he can answer Hayworth's prayer for a new father," Charlene MacKenzie spat annoyed at Hunter's insult about her ex-boyfriend.
"No I put the kybosh on that prayer, God told Hayworth that he is stuck with me," Hunter said.
"Besides I thought Seth was banging that Bayley chick?" Cassidy said.
"No that's just gossip, Seth's not banging anybody right now, his wife's in Hollywood making a movie with the Rock and John Cena," Angelo said and Hunter gave him a dirty look.
"Oh really? So Seth is in Orlando, by himself?" MacKenzie said rubbing her hands together mischievously. "I wonder how lonely he is all by himself while the Boss is busy making Hollywood money?"
"Not lonely that's for sure. Seth is always surrounded by beautiful women," Miss. Alexander said. "They follow him like rats,"
"Good choice of words," Hunter said. "Now zip it all of you, Seth has got a lot on his plate now that he's a Christian. He's got a lot of God stuff to do and he doesn't need a visit from the Preying Mantis,"
"Yeah I'm sure he doesn't. Hi American Airlines, can I get a flight to Orlando, Florida departing outta Boston? First class of course!" Charlene MacKenzie said calling the airport and Hunter slapped his head.
"Oh great, now Shawn is gonna blame me for this," he said knowing the last thing Shawn needed was for Seth's ex-girlfriend to show up at the Performance Center. He specifically told him that Seth was adhering to a strict "No Hot Black Chicks" policy and MacKenzie was the hottest Black Chick Hunter had ever seen in his life. "Come on Blinky let's figure out a way to get out of the hot water Angelo just put me in. Thanks little Jericho,"
"Hey if Seth loves Sasha as much as he says he does, then no woman, regardless of race, size or hotness will be able to lead him into temptation," Angelo Jericho said.
"That's exactly what a virgin would say," Hunter replied and Angelo blushed while Hunter called Beth Hardy and asked her to Transcend him to the Sandbox so he could feed Blinky the Peruvian green stuff. Of course Beth was already in Orlando waiting to take Seth's Self-Esteem Class so Hunter had the chance to give the Prayer Warrior the heads up that he needed.
"You're a virgin?" MacKenzie said to Angelo Jericho who was still blushing now that his sexual status had been declared. "How can that be you're so gorgeous?"
"Now my brother really is blushing!" Angela said as Angelo's stock just went up like a Bayley Buddy in mind of the never-satisfied Charlene MacKenzie. She wrapped a well-manicured hand around AJ's neck and he felt like he was walking on the moon.
"Why don't you come with me back to Florida? I want to make my ex jealous, you can hold my hand if you want?" she said to the Harvard scholar.
"So that's what evil sounds like," came the familiar voice of RJ Orton and Remi Michaels. "Get away from him Mac, for crying out loud don't you have a liver to eat back at your hotel room?"
"Can I please hold your hand?" Angelo asked MacKenzie but she had already lost interest.
"Get back nerd, your friends blew it for you, I don't need your help I'll get Seth jealous all by myself," MacKenzie said. "Fancy a trip to NXT girls?"
"Life is never dull with you Mac," Cassidy said as the 3C's left with her for the airport.
RJ and Remi shuddered as she left, "Things are going to be anything but dull in Orlando," RJ said and Remi looked at Miss. Alexander with severity.
"Get ready Miss. Alexander, you're about to be rich and famous," Shawn and Amy's baby girl told the Harvard scientist and that was the best news the unknown Brainiac had heard.
"Wow God really does answer prayer!" she said celebrating the prophetic word.
"You skipped out on the details, you didn't tell her what she would rich and famous for," RJ said to his fiancé.
Remi shrugged as the brilliant scientist celebrated with a now much less excited Angelo Jericho, "Meh, why spoil the surprise?" she said and they waited for the chaos to ensue down in Orlando.