SNAZZLEFRAZZINGMINGLEMOHAMPSON!

Otherwise known as the latest chapter.

Of course once I type the next chapter, you'll think I'm a fool when you read this so...

AAAUGH.
Edward Elric knocked on the door to Roys house.

While he was waiting for Roy to answer, Ed scratched his butt and looked at a creepy lawn gnome that was smiling evilly at him.

Ed began to whistle nervously. Every few seconds he would glance at the Lawn gnome to see if it was still there.

It always was.

After waiting for what seemed like an eternity (I'M SO CREATIVE WITH ME WORDIN' YO) Roy finally answered the door.

"What do you want Ed?" Roy asked. Ed put one hand on his hip (which made him look gay) and held a paper out to Roy.

"CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?!??!" Ed yelled. Roy lifted an eyebrow and read the paper.

"Oh...my...GOD! YOUTUBE IS TAKING ALL AMVS OFF OF YOUTUBE ON DECEMBER FIRST! HOW CAN THEY DO THIS TO US?!?!" the colonel shreiked.

"THAT'S WHAT I SAID!"

"HOW WILL WE WATCH SAILOR MOON VIDEOS?!" Roy screamed.

"I'M SCARED ROY!" Ed cried.

"Do you want a hug?"

"Sniff...yes..."

Roy hugged him and took his wallet while doing so. Ed, being Ed, did not notice.

"Don't worry Ed..because I have good news" Roy said. Ed looked up at him with tears in his eyes.

"Whuh whuh say whuh?" He sobbed.

"Edward, I have no clue as to what you just said. But quite frankly, I could care less. But never fear! Even if all Amvs ARE taken off of youtube, we still have one last thing to entertain us!!"

"Whussat?"

"Fanfiction Edward...fanfiction." roy whispered.


I'M DEAD SERIOUS. ALL AMVS ARE BEING REMOVED ON THE FIRST OF DECEMBER. D: