"I'm afraid you guys will have to leave," Alice announces to the bystanders. "Even me. Emmett, here's what you need to put on." She tosses me a deep blue wad which can only be one thing, and the 3-pack of red briefs Jasper returned with. "Your shirt's on the floor somewhere. Oh, and I get to come back first to make adjustments, then the rest of you can come back in. Now shoo!" She leads Edward, Bella, Rosalie, and Jasper out the door and closes it behind her with a wink.

I strip down and start with the tights. Once they're on, I glance at myself in the mirror. Ew. Rose would love it. I easily tear through the clear plastic wrapping around the briefs and pull on the first pair carefully, so as not to damage the flimsy fabric. I pull on the SE shirt and then yell for Alice before I can turn back.

Alice dashes in, a grin on her face. "Don't I get a cape?" I complain to her.

"That's the finishing touch," explains Alice. "Now, pull up the briefs a little higher." I comply, grateful that she told me to do it and didn't decide to do it herself. She tugs on the shirt until it's, in her opinion, perfect, then calls in the others.

Rose whistles. "I love it!" she enthuses, sashaying to my side and kissing me heartily.

"Er, Rosalie, other people need to see Emmett too," Alice interrupts uncomfortably. Rosalie frowns. She heads back to where Edward, Bella, and Jasper stand, but whispers "Later" in my ear.

"Nice," Bella says shrewdly, laughing.

"It suits you," Edward adds.

"You look creepy," Jasper throws in. He gets a repeat snap-your-neck look from me.

"Can I change?" I whine. "I look stupid."

"Fine," Alice huffs. I start to remove the Super Emmett shirt. "Wait!" I pause for just a second, but it's a second long enough for Alice to whip out a digital camera and snap my picture.

"Alice!" I protest.

"That's SO going on my MySpace," she chuckles.

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